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/rio/ - Men's Football - Thread #2
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First for 3 x 0 Brasil
brazil team
First for Bafana Bafana
>tfw no webms
>neymar is the captain
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
silence faggots! it's brazil's anthem time
German startimg 11
Horn, Toljan, Klostermann, Ginter, Süle, Bender, Meyer, Bender, Selke, Goretzka (C), Brandt
There were webms in the last thread
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Remember this?
I'll give a (You) to whomever can understand it. No cheating.
tfw wouldnt mind losing to japan desu
What would happen if Germany beat Brazil 7-1 again ?
>using whom wrong
Classic
THE CRINGE
HUElocaust 2.
nothing unless we win gold too
ib both happen then the fourth reich is established
>your seat is in the sunspot
Impossible.
LET'S DO THIS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH
South African here. Live in the states now. No one cares about football. Were a Rugby country. Brazil go easy on us though.
same as last time: nothing
banana banana
My team pray very nice, first time Iraq and the Saudi Africa they play the same but the second time I had them control the match. Control the match, my team play in the left in the right in the middle everyone tests. Opportunity for score, Iraq marked the mid from behind and tafter that the second time..
I got bored so fuck trying this
HUE
HUE
HUE
HUE
Is Gatorade playing? What about Bananinho?
not even Bacteria
That's pretty much it
Has there ever been a Boer footballer for SA?
>no Bacteria
>no Tsunami
>no Salsicha
shit team 2bh
>the city of brazil
can't even defend vs. south africans lmao
Brazil?
Is this brazil team good?
What are expectations?
>couldn't find better commentators than this pleb with a droney voice and that douche RM fan
Who the fuck are these literal nobodies commentating on our coverage?
Jesus is playing.
No, the master race isn't that master.
lel
If Brazil loses this match by any chance, a lot of people are going to die in that stadium
1-0 South Africa
Dolly goal
Gold medal. Team is seriously good.
Yes. But we were ban from a lot of FIFA stuff.
No, baby jesus will score first
Anything besides gold would be a huge embarassment, as everybody else is sending their D team.
They keep mentioning 7 - 1 lol
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>we
DELET
same on polish coverage
petty boy gabigol
>implying this team won't choke
>implying they can break into a good parked bus
>implying they can break both the olympic curse and the home curse at the same time
are any of the south africans connected to big clubs?
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Lol no.
Why are there no white people playing for South Africa?
>recent heartache
They choose the best players
What's with the sand on the pitch?
> bringing a Spanish referee to the Olympics
> bringing Mateu "the home team is my team" Lahoz to the Olympics
My sides
#GER: Horn - Toljan, Ginter, Süle, Klostermann - S. Bender, L. Bender - Brandt, Goretzka, Meyer - Selke
The 300 white people there are too busy running the entire country
I don't like this pinto bus-tactics, honduras defence is never good enough for that
is grass
is pitch
t. albertao barbosinho
they play rugby and cricket and don't associate with kaffirs
Keep trying Germany but you're still far from getting the real Bender.
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so far very boring zzzz
Yes, My Lorde Satan
>chiauhauhauaha
Because we play Rugby and Cricket.
baby jesus no
>Not knowing reckless (and neckless) Dollynho
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which team is more white?
>we
I know, but is very /comfy/, dough
Holy shit that sun, those people's retinas are probably burning by now.
South Africa has more shots on goal, Its over HUES
they should bring Neymar on
>I'm dolly
>I'm your friend
>Drink this extremely cafeinated energy fruit drink kids
This is disturbing
international soccer best soccer
>SA playing bullyball
teams like this are cancer
I must say that tensions are building up here. Would not be surprised if a chimpout happens
>this uniforms
What?
who /vuvuzela/ here ?
The Brazilian team looks nervous and are panic already
RIP hues
if they calm down I think we will win
but they seem scared and desperate like they are down 0-2
>THE CITY OF BRAZIL
That's it, lads...
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>it will never be 2010 again
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>Choco Lozano
>The nickname isn't a meme
Its the curse of 7 - 1
Brazil will never win again
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fuck
>are panicking
>they
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
good times
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
kek
Hepta e nosso esse ano.