/rio/ - Men's Football - Thread #2

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First for 3 x 0 Brasil

brazil team

First for Bafana Bafana

>tfw no webms

>neymar is the captain
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

silence faggots! it's brazil's anthem time

German startimg 11

Horn, Toljan, Klostermann, Ginter, Süle, Bender, Meyer, Bender, Selke, Goretzka (C), Brandt

There were webms in the last thread

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Remember this?

I'll give a (You) to whomever can understand it. No cheating.

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tfw wouldnt mind losing to japan desu

What would happen if Germany beat Brazil 7-1 again ?

>using whom wrong

Classic

THE CRINGE

HUElocaust 2.

nothing unless we win gold too
ib both happen then the fourth reich is established

>your seat is in the sunspot

Impossible.

LET'S DO THIS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH

South African here. Live in the states now. No one cares about football. Were a Rugby country. Brazil go easy on us though.

same as last time: nothing

banana banana

My team pray very nice, first time Iraq and the Saudi Africa they play the same but the second time I had them control the match. Control the match, my team play in the left in the right in the middle everyone tests. Opportunity for score, Iraq marked the mid from behind and tafter that the second time..
I got bored so fuck trying this

HUE

HUE

HUE

HUE

Is Gatorade playing? What about Bananinho?

not even Bacteria

That's pretty much it

Has there ever been a Boer footballer for SA?

>no Bacteria
>no Tsunami
>no Salsicha

shit team 2bh

>the city of brazil

can't even defend vs. south africans lmao

Brazil?

Is this brazil team good?

What are expectations?

>couldn't find better commentators than this pleb with a droney voice and that douche RM fan

Who the fuck are these literal nobodies commentating on our coverage?

Jesus is playing.

No, the master race isn't that master.

lel
If Brazil loses this match by any chance, a lot of people are going to die in that stadium

1-0 South Africa
Dolly goal

Gold medal. Team is seriously good.

Yes. But we were ban from a lot of FIFA stuff.

No, baby jesus will score first

Anything besides gold would be a huge embarassment, as everybody else is sending their D team.

They keep mentioning 7 - 1 lol

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official theme song #2: youtube.com/watch?v=wPA9a2KOZBI

>we

DELET

same on polish coverage

petty boy gabigol

>implying this team won't choke
>implying they can break into a good parked bus
>implying they can break both the olympic curse and the home curse at the same time

are any of the south africans connected to big clubs?

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Lol no.

Why are there no white people playing for South Africa?

>recent heartache

They choose the best players

What's with the sand on the pitch?

> bringing a Spanish referee to the Olympics
> bringing Mateu "the home team is my team" Lahoz to the Olympics

My sides

#GER: Horn - Toljan, Ginter, Süle, Klostermann - S. Bender, L. Bender - Brandt, Goretzka, Meyer - Selke

The 300 white people there are too busy running the entire country

I don't like this pinto bus-tactics, honduras defence is never good enough for that

is grass

is pitch

t. albertao barbosinho

they play rugby and cricket and don't associate with kaffirs

Keep trying Germany but you're still far from getting the real Bender.

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so far very boring zzzz

Yes, My Lorde Satan

>chiauhauhauaha

Because we play Rugby and Cricket.

baby jesus no

>Not knowing reckless (and neckless) Dollynho
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which team is more white?

>we

I know, but is very /comfy/, dough

Holy shit that sun, those people's retinas are probably burning by now.

South Africa has more shots on goal, Its over HUES

they should bring Neymar on

>I'm dolly
>I'm your friend
>Drink this extremely cafeinated energy fruit drink kids
This is disturbing

international soccer best soccer

>SA playing bullyball
teams like this are cancer

I must say that tensions are building up here. Would not be surprised if a chimpout happens

>this uniforms

What?

who /vuvuzela/ here ?

The Brazilian team looks nervous and are panic already

RIP hues

if they calm down I think we will win

but they seem scared and desperate like they are down 0-2

>THE CITY OF BRAZIL
That's it, lads...

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>it will never be 2010 again

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>Choco Lozano
>The nickname isn't a meme

Its the curse of 7 - 1

Brazil will never win again

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fuck

>are panicking
>they

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

good times

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kek

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