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Two of answers are kind of 'yes and no', but still.

Bingo! Early one this time.

Im 23 and 300lbs and I've had 5 sexual partners since 2011.. How the fuck are people still virgins?

not that bad i guess...

some people have different goals in life. personally i don't feel the need to sleep with someone if i don't really like them for other than their appearance

almost there, still a loser though

24 years old, virgin, never kissed a girl

Oh come off it.. Sounds to me like you've never had the balls to ask a girl out and are just trying to justify it by making love and other shit a prerequisite for fucking

Close!
In my brief defense, I haven't seen a friend in a week because I've been in and
out of the hospital all week due to a family member getting sick.

bingoooo

i've had one love in my life and when i confessed to her turns out she wasn't interested in me. didn't help she was from a different country and were going home soon. it's not like i would not fuck if offered by a good looking girl, i just dont actively seek it.

I want to, but don't know how to. Also I'm still going to university and am a poorfag.

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How old are you ?

27

had posted the same thing in a thread earlier today and was asked my age

No criticism at all. Things would only change if you were only 15. As Never having a girlfriend, or living with parents, owning a working car are things that usually come with time. See what I mean ?

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omfg people really taste their own cum !
i hesitate to kiss my girl friend after she suck me

I do. Thanks user.

If you lick her, she kisses you too, doesnt she ?

Why are you behaving like such a faggot ?

You fucking idiots, what's wrong with tasting your own cum. It's it's grossing you out? Do you think you'll be ghey if you admit it? Are you so fucking insecure you dare not even before yourself admit on an anonymous internet image board you tasted it? Where do you get this shitty taboo from?
You literally have your cum all over your body and your hands every day, by fapping, or during sex. Your gf will swallow it but you dare not even think trying what it tastes like

Damn pieces shit

fuckin normie

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dude, OP has mark three. redo it

also, thread theme:

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Simple.. Talk to every woman you find remotely interesting. That's literally it. One is bound to take romantic interest, and the rest make for good friends..

Asexual? Or just a faggot?

Can't tell if bait or failed english

Would you like to change some things ? Or are you happy with the current situation ?

I hesitate to kiss anyone girls in general because of all the cum they've probably had in their mouths.
It's the reason I'm closing in on straight wizard status, too. I've had plenty of chances to hook up with girls, but once they start getting too close to me, I become thoroughly grossed out by the fact that they're just used property. Another man has shoved his dick into this girl, and now I have the honor of putting my mouth of the leftovers - no thank you.

That is not normal, don't flatter him. That's pure autism

no she does not kiss me
while all of my beard covered by pussy juice

18 years old

Asexual i suppose. i even hate dickgirls. fap like crazy. would never label myself as asexual though

What have I told you

here ya go, pic related

Well for starts I'd like to actually touch a girl at least before I kms

Male
20
Usa

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1. That's not me
2. That's not normie. Normal people these days willingly engage in polygamous interactions. They think sharing boy/girlfriends is normal. I'm the complete polar opposite of this. I'm probably some autistic OCD fuck, but let me tell you something: because of my extreme disdain on the topic, I've NEVER gotten any type of disease "normal" people get, even simple ones like Herpes 1.

Have you ever considered going to a prostitute, just to get it over with ? Or is this something you'd never do ?

well, theres your problem. if you go down on your gf with a full-ass grown taliban beard, no wonder she wont kiss you after the job...

just one bingo this time, nice

I'll forever be confused on how anyone in this day and age can be a kissless virgin after the age of 18.. By choice is one thing I suppose (fucking priest) but the whole woe is me wizard shit!? As I said Im 23 and 300lbs and I've had 5 sexual partners, each lasting ~1 year, and have fucked 2 hookers and a best friend.. If a male landwhale can do that, how much of a inept son of a bitch are you?

Not that bad

Mid and upper mid wouldn't be checked if it counted guys and boipussy

I'd do it in a heartbeat, but prostitutes in my cuntry are gross looking and probably carry a lot of STDs.

As for what I want, well I'd not *want* my first time to be with a prostitute but someone who actually cares for me, but it's not like I have a choice.

To top it all off my dick is 4inches and thin

Bingo

I didn't even bingo :(

this thread scares me.
what happened to glorious Sup Forums?
>inb4 Sup Forums never was different

Straight down center line, bingo!

I'm It's probably because I was a shut in for a few years and now I still don't go out much, except to uni which is predominantly male (physics department)

Damm I'm close

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Pretty decent. Working nights in hotel, so a lot of the not socializing comes from that, the rest from smoking weed to much.
Never really had problems with girls tho. For my 2 yrs abroad cracked me open, just throwing myself into a new country, I knew nobody knows me so i just acted confident. It worked flawlessly. Guys, seriously, tons of women dont care about looks that much, just shower and wear clean clothes, but NO woman wants to fuck a pussy. Keep your hands out of your pocket, walk straight, smile, look them in the eys and for gods sake don't look away after 5 sec. Make silly jokes, also about yourself.

this can't be where do you live and how old are you

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~I fucking never win on these.

Jup i can better kill myself i cant even look my female frends in the eyes for 5 seconds how do you expect me to look someone els in the eyes for 5 seconds, also i panic when ever i talk to girls and then make mistakes and then panic even more.

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You just have to remember, no-one cares.
No-one gives a fuck about you or how stupid you are.
It's only you who has the problem, you care what they think about you.
You nialist, self-righteous fuck.
Stop caring what others think about you, get over yourself.
NO-ONE FUCKING CARES.

You motherfuckers, I insist you all tick "tasted my own cum" this instant!!!
Who do you think you ate lying to?
If you haven't really , do it right now. Fap and taste your cum afterwards!
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live in germany, 23.
>tasted my own cum
dude, fuck no
>regularly wear deodorant
guess putting on cologne or some sort of perfume does count
>never kissed a girl
seriously?
>underwear
changed daily, 2 days max
>stay at home saturday night
I am outside with my friends every single weekend.
>collect comics
nah
>fapped to cp/loli
I have fapped to loli yes, but not to shota, cp, guro (wtf is that) nor beast:
>live with my parents
I live with my mum during the weekend, I live on my own during the week (studying at university, going home on weekends.
>time with friends
like I said, going out with friends every weekend at least.
>chips and soda
no, eating kinda healthy, working out
>overweight
nope, see above
>reaction folder
nope
>virgin
i am not a wizard
>bedroom a mess
I keep my place clean all the time. you never know who might enter.
>watch anime regularly
dont watch that at all
>havent showered
yesterday

Where do you live then ?

In every country there are pretty prostitutes... You just have to know where to look, and grab a little deeper in your pockets.

And believe me, giving up hope for stuff like getting to know a girl is a viscous circle.
You don't get to know a girl closer -> you feel miserable -> you act miserable -> girls don't like miserable guys -> you don't get to know a girl closer.

Important is, to get the ass up - and do something for your luck.
But I don't want to seem like the persons who knows everything, and can explain the world to you, or help you out. We both know only you can do that.

But is there still any way I can assist you ?

>part 2 cont
>higher ed
currently at university
>vehicle
toyota
>outside 24 hours ago
I have, mainly for pokemon go and groceries.
>often game
I do. I guess I am highly addicted
>exercise
working out
>fap to 3d porn
nope
>wearing dirty clothes
why would I, no
>fap to furry porn
id rather suck my own dick
>fap often
sometimes, yes. there are times I dont fap at all for days.

Okay okay

a few real close calls but no bingo

Shut the fuck up you fat cunt

>Where do you live then ?
India

>In every country there are pretty prostitutes... You just have to know where to look, and grab a little deeper in your pockets.
True, but prostitution is also very illegal here so I'm afraid to even ask anyone

>And believe me, giving up hope for stuff like getting to know a girl is a viscous circle.
>You don't get to know a girl closer -> you feel miserable -> you act miserable -> girls don't like miserable guys -> you don't get to know a girl closer.
I agree. I'm not gonna kms just because of not getting a girl though, that's absurd. There are other issues.

>Important is, to get the ass up - and do something for your luck.
>But I don't want to seem like the persons who knows everything, and can explain the world to you, or help you out. We both know only you can do that.
Agreed.

>But is there still any way I can assist you ?
I dont think so mate, but thanks

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How on earth can you fap 2 times a day, I loose the interest in fapping for like 24 hours after fapping what is wrong with you

Gone too long without sex, so I'm horny all the time

What about moving somewhere else ? Or maybe even sextourism?
Or is your financial situation a little rough ?

>There are other issues.
Do you want to tell me ?

Habit, and at least one of those times is to get to sleep.

I can usually fap like 3-6 times in a row with pauses of about 30-60 minutes... It doesn't take me very long to finish, so I guess I got that going for me.

this
well, the term "too long without sex" applies like after ~10 days without sex

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to me it means my whole life

>Or is your financial situation a little rough ?
It is, unfortunately

>Do you want to tell me ?
Well thanks for showing interest in me user, really, most people dont care at all. But I'd rather not post it here publicly though, even if it's anonymously.

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90% of the time, it's just habit/addiction for me. I don't really enjoy it much anymore, I just do it for the sake of doing it.
A couple days ago, I was feeling extremely horny for some reason and did it 6 times I think lol.

I usually just do it 2-3 times a day now, once as a wake-me-up (it works better if you just edge and get up instead of busting), again to put me to sleep. It used to be terrible when I discovered fapping, around 12 or 13, I'd easily do it 10+ times a day. I suddenly started spending 3-4 hours doing "homework" in 8th grade to play with myself.

And if we got in contact differently ?

Some other chat, where there's more privacy?
As said before, we both assume I probably I won't be able to help you, but I must admit I am curious and would like to know your story.

I sleep in my bath tub so it's easy for me to shower

Thanx that's really motivating

loser

Sure thing man, I think I'd like that. I gotta leave for now though, here's a disposable email address that I made. Can you mail me in like 2 hours from now? Just send me a way to contact you on chat.
Thanks Sup Forumsro, peace out

[email protected]

an image says a thousand words, youre wasting your own time and ours

the white padding is a nice touch

>~10 days
in africa maybe

lulz

whats your skype. we should talk.

> I live in Germany
Not saying
> I am German

Tell us more about yourself, Ahmed.

Nothing wrong with tasting your own cum in my eyes, its healthy to be curios. I'm very sexually explorative and have had a lot of partners with some different kinks.

As for playing videogames for over 4 hours, so what? You cant expect people to go out and soend all day doing shit. I also work and study so I'll enjoy my downtime however I want.

Admittedly I fap excessively. Doesnt help that my gf is hot as fuck but we're long distance til December.

Ain't that bad. Only reason I'm a virgin is I don't have a lot of girls at my workplace, plan on changing that soon.

haha, well spotted

>Nothing wrong with tasting your own cum in my eyes, its healthy to be curios.
hm, maybe the square should have "(mental illness)" below "i've tasted my cum"

Cant expect my woman to try it and like it if I dont know what it tastes like. What are you afraid of? I dont eat it on a reglar basis or anything, I've just tried it.

Actually I'll go into a quick story.
>be me, 18ish
>Driving along with gf at the time in passenger seat
>we were in a dom/sub kinda relationship.
>get her to suck me off while driving
>i fucking love roadhead, if you guys havent had it, add it to your bucket list.
>anyway, nut in her mouth and I have her trained not to swallow till I say she can.
>Cant remember whos idea it was but I know we started making out
>passing my cum between my mouth and hers
>I'm still driving so its not 100% continous but she's mostly leaned over to my side so its pretty easy to look at the road
>eventually get her to swallow it
>Carry on the journey.

Not the most pleasant taste but it was still pretty hot. Had some freaky sex with her. Was a good relationship.

at least youre not a sissy (what some call "trap" these days)