Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen

this is good pen. buy this

>Wanna look like an old timey fedora doucher?

>Are you tired of pens being too easy to use?

>Are you pisses that there just aren't enough ink stains on all of your belongings?

This pen is for you

Trips sell themselves.

Write something down on this piece of paper.

Fuckin check em

Checked

it's 70% off normal price. Today only

I would have the pen in my hand give you a piece of paper and tell you to write something, you wont be able to so you would need to buy this pen :)

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Facking Chack

Write your name on that napkin for me...

buy this pen or your mother will die in her sleep

Draw me like one of your french fuckboy....

If dubs you buy pen.
This kills the pen.

SNIB SNAB
THIS KILLS THE CRAB

Sorry OP, I would, but it sold this morning, you're too late. I have a pencil left.

"this is our most popular seller, the blue plastic bic, and rightfully so, it's cheap, and effective, but for those of us that want something more than just "task fulfilling" *rolls eyes, makes 'those people' face* this is the pen, this right here is the answer to all of your writing needs.
But ultimately it's your choice, are you a blue generic pen guy, or are you someone that cares a little more about quality?

you don't want this pen, user

this pen is for serious writers, it might be a bit too much for you

how about a nice box of crayons instead?

Why would you use an old timey pen?
It's going to run out of ink, it's going to smear, it's going to take too long.
Why not buy this unbranded smartphone for 500$ that doesn't need a pen to take notes and make appointments.
And only for 50$ more you can now buy ... a stylus for you smartphone. It won't run out of ink, it can't smear and it doesn't write!
Or you can buy the exclusive care package for 649$ that comes with an unbranded screen towel and stickers that do not show our logo.

buy this pen and repost to they thread or your mom is going to die

Bitch, are you serious? Have you ever fucking heard of new ink feeding systems? The type of ink determines how fast it dries.

Plus you fucker, this is a Stipula not a Montblanc.

I see you...

If you need to explain it you arent smart

You can put it in your pooper.

Sold.

this is now a get thread Checkem

Yo OP!
New way to make your bum raps. Buy this pen and insert it to yo bum. Yo bum raps game gon be lit.

Any non Wolf of Wall Street answers were going to insta-fail.

Then I read and I have decided this is an equally acceptable answer.

>Although the later will most likely result in you never getting the job because the HR manager now thinks you're a lunatic psychopath who wants to kill their mother, and will probably try to kill employees if hired...

>You win, but yet you lose

BUT I DONT WANNA