Missed signals thread

Missed signals thread

> be me, 17 year old dude who did audio visual education
> some nice girls in class, joke around with mates and the girls.
> me and my friends are always stoned during schooltime, smoke one before school, during breaks and when we leave school.
> 5/10 girl with a amazing ass kind of likes me.
> one day, i need to borrow a camera from school cause i forgot mine (yeah i did a video education and i forgot my camera...)
> teacher says to her to show me where to find it
>she gets the key and we walk to the right room with the closet.
> it's this big room with all kinds of props in it, she walks towards the closet and says which one.
> i look with my stoned fucking head and kind of try to figure out which is the least fucked up.
> after picking for 5 minutes i take the one and tell her i'm done.
>she closes the closet, turns around bits a bit on her lip and say's: anything else ?
> i as fucking idiot think if i need any more shit for the camera: i say no i'm good.
> mfw, we walk back to the classroom and i just figured i could doggystyled her in the cunt at school
> mfw, i walk with her to the class and i all i can look at is her ass.

so that's the time i didnt recognize the sex signals. a couple of weeks later i kissed with her girlfriend at a party and since then she didnt look so interested anymore.

Should have just been like yeah actually I forgot something, can we walk back there and you unlock it for me?

>tfw I read these threads and don't actually see any missed signals on the stories
I'm gonna die a virgin, aren't I?

Nah, get yourself 50 euro and go to Amsterdam, or any big city in the netherlands.

This ones gonna hurt
>be 16
>have one of those after school classes
>basically it's just explore the woods behind the school
>7/10 girl is assigned to be my partner
>go into woods with paper supposed to find different types of wildlife
>so user we're alone in the woods what should we do
>probably find these plants
>dissaponted "oh...ok"
>dont worry ill do the work
>spend next 30 min walking around the clearing finding plants while she texted on her phone
>mfw i later realized what she meant

Feels good not to be the only one.

Granted I've had plenty of sex since then.
You want those stories as well since thread is kill.

Sure let's exchange em. i also have some nice stories

You want the incest or the gfs

Surprise me mate

Be 17
>really like this one girl ive been friends with for a few years
>kinda looks like the chick from FLCL irl
>hang out all the time
>every time we hang out we make out
>want her to be my actual gf
>ask her what are we?
>says idk we just arent dating
>get mad she leaves
>hanging out with our other friend
>she notices im upset
>whats wrong user
>explain situation
>yeah she does that with alot of guys and rarely gets serious with them
>get even more madder
>friend is a well known easy lay
>literally say fuck it "hey you wanna go fuck?"
>she says fuck yeah and we go into the empty house next door
>angry fuck her for like 15 minutes
>bust inside because she has the arm thingy
And thats how user lost his virginity

> be me
> or so, have a birthday party at a girl's house
> a big fucking vase filled with sangria and fruit and is standing in the middle of the room.
> nobody's is drinking it, cause fuck it's sangria.
> i talk to this girl, we go along pretty good.
> we hit the point where there is no beer.
> i think fuck it, ill drink the fucking sangria so i hit the vase and drink like there is no tomorrow
> this other girl joins me, we have fun while drinking together, all the others slowly go to home or move upstair (like 7 people stayed over that night).
> eventually it's just me and the 2 girls i hanged out with.
> we decide to go upstairs, i open the door and it's pitch dark, i cant see shit so i slowly walk to the sleeping couch i'm sleeping at.
> apparantly thats the spot where three people need to sleep.
>bingoooo!
> i already lay there and they prepare for sleep, i strecht my arms (as i lay in the middle) and i the girls crawl closer to me.
> on of the girls noticed that i am trying to pull of both and says fuck it: she turns away.
> the other girl is still there, we start kissing, she jerks me off a bit etc, i finger her a bit.
> she is soaking wet but i cant get a boner cause i am hella drunk
> i say to her: just suck it a bit, she goes: noo i dont do it first time blablabla.
>eventually she climbs on top of me, i stick in my half hard dick.
> she moans, i tell her to be a bit more quiet.
> the girl next to us has secretly escaped the sleeping couch and is laying on the floor with a blanket.
> i cant really get hard so i lick her a bit and play with her untill she finishes.
> then we go to sleep as we spoon.
> the next morning i'm going out to wash myself.
>when i come back there a condom laying in the bed with no one around.
> i came down the stairs and everyone looks at me with this smile

it was good night, got her number and went to her house a couple of times, i fucked her when her parents were downstairs watching tv. Good times

now the wincest user.

Yeah man, I'm interested to know, too

Cont
>of course friend tells femanon about us fucking
>she calls me up pissed as hell
>couldnt give a single fuck
>you said we werent dating
>yeah because we werent YET user
>you didnt say yet
>just get your ass over here user
>whatever, head over to her house
>she just stares at me
>think is she going to say anything
>suddenly she slaps me
>doesnt really hurt but still surprising
>intense stare down
>"ima fuck this bitch up"
>pull her to me
>she resists at first
>kiss her
>she melts and we make out aggressively
>tearing off clothes, grabbing hair etc.
>fuck her like an incubus
>cum on her face
>afterwards she says so i guess we are dating now
>say no we arent. I got all i wanted.
>leave with her screaming incoherently at me down the driveway.

Sister, aunt or cousin?

>be 16
>gf is over
>need to work on some stupid bullshit ap calc teacher assigned us to do after AP test
>we're alone since parents both work late
>"we're alone user, do you still want to work on the homework or do something else...?"
>hmm... let's do something else
>ended up playing world of tanks with a slightly dissappointed gf
>4 years later and she still won't let me hear the end of it

Hahahaha, i can see her face in front of me as you play world of tanks and she sits angry next to you at the computer.

De fuck you did them all?

Didnt actually fuck sis

aunt it is.
Pic would be nice tho

Id have to find one...which requires effort
>be 17
>its christmas eve
>aunt is my moms sis who is also a raging alcohol
>she gets shitfaced drunk after everyone is asleep
>im laying in my bed trying to go to sleep when she stumbles in and locks my door
>she climbs in my bed and pushes me over and proceeds to enter the sleep of the drunk
>fuck it she wont move I'll just sleep
>fast forward to 3 am
>wake up to weird feeling between legs
>her hand is on my cock
>not really doing anything but its there
>try to move and she wakes up
>fake being asleep again
>her hand grasps my cock like its trying to figure out what it is
>suddenly she figures it out and grasps my hardness firmly
>she sits up and begins to stroke me through my underwear
>my user you've grown into such a big man.
>she literally said that i had to try so hard not to laugh
>she keeps stroking me while i "sleep"
>i start thrusting my hips to match her strokes
>oh you like that user?
>puts her hand in my underwear and takes out my throbbing cock
>starts stoking it faster
>i "wake up"
>thrust harder and move my hand between her thighs
>her cunt is fucking dripping wet and warm as a hot pocket
>start to finger her as she jacks me
>lie and say ive never had a bj before
>she instantly goes down and sucks my cock like a fucking pornstar
>her drool coats my balls as my cock slides in and out of her throat.
>cant handle it anymore
>flip her over on her back and spread her legs
>user if you do this there's no going back
>like I give a fuck
>slam my cock into her warm depths as she pulls me in deeper
>oh user, its sooo good
>pin her legs over my shoulders and fuck like theres no tomorrow
>she is infertile so i dont care about cumming inside
>she cums as i do and starts spouting off how ita "our cum" and its magical
>we both pass out
>wake up the next morning
>open presents like usual and never spoke of it again
>not actually sure if she remembers it or was to drunk

thats hot, look for a pic.

Here queer

would bang

She was also younger than that when i fucked her. She has tig ol bitties too

>aunt is my moms sis who is also a raging alcohol
>who is also raging alcohol
>raging alcohol

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