Live Advice Thread

Live Advice Thread

Any of you faggots have some sound, legitimate advice to share?

>Always tips at restaurants, even if it is just a buck
>Say "please" and "thank you" even if you don't mean it; rarely do self-respecting people ever attack a polite person
>Never trust anyone who works in real estate
>Try to keep at least $10 cash in your pocketat all times, you never know what might come up
>Be polite towards niggers: it always dumbfounds them and they usually straighten up even if for just a moment
>Never, under any circumstances, argue with a woman/girl: they are below your intelligence and many times will start conflict just to feel some sort of validation; they are motivated by greed and vanity
>Know that when a woman says something, 60% of the time she means the exact opposite

So "advice" from insecure, virginal young guys thread?

>So "advice" from insecure, virginal young guys thread?

Care to elaborate, user? Or, are you one of those guys who shows up to a thread just to talk shit?

Yeah I got some advice.

Either post source or post more!

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
Max Ehrmann, "Desiderata".

Shut up faggot

checked

Do you check his singles?

Fuck off dude

Old man's advice on women. ALL women are sexually wired the same, even the smart ones. Their sexuality (like ours) is primal and runs on instinct, so it's not governed by intellect.

>To attract a woman, flirt, joke, ask to hang. Never call it a date, it sounds desperate. And even then, act very take it or leave it.
>The more interested you act, the less she will want you.
>NEVER EVER show more interest in her than she shows in you, even if you feel it.
>NEVER EVER say "I love you" before she does and say it sparingly, anything given too freely has no value.
>If she pulls away DO NOT CHASE. Let her go. Quickly find another and let her find out in a roundabout way. She will come running back and be more interested than ever.
>Never appear weak, mopey, angsty, never complain, never angry. Just happy-go-lucky, strong, and confident, even if that isn't how you feel inside.
>Never fawn over her or show too much affection. Women are expected to be the more emotional partner and the second you are, she won't want you.
>Women think that any man of value must be chased a bit. Women think that any man of value HAS options. Flirt with other women and have backups, if she leave IMMEDIATELY go to a backup, it will make her see you as something to be desired. They will act like they hate that you flirt and have intersted women, but rest assured, if you did not you'd mean so much less to her.
>ALL WOMEN WANT THESE THINGS.
>Next thing to note is that nearly EVERYTHING women say they want is bullshit. What they want intellectually is not what they actually want. Chances are, they have a guy who's EXACTLY what they say they want standing right next to her who's been friendzoned her whole life (nice, sweet, caring, guy in touch with his feelings who ONLY has eyes for her.... who will gladly do anything she wants, never consider other women, says he loves her constantly, etc).

I've learned nearly all of this the hard way.

100% confirmed.

I keep at least 200 bucks cash and there were times it was barely sufficient.

and the "60% of the time she means the exact opposite" oscillates between 90% and 50%.

cont

Truth is, every guy who's learned about women has first tried to be the guy that ALL women say they want exceedingly sweet, in touch with his feelings, gentle, caring..... then they realized after a few years of not getting any, that this is NOT the winning formula. Then you start to be more like the guys that are actually getting dates, which truly is the polar opposite.

One more tip. When asking for a date just ask to hang. Video games, movies, drinks, or weed.... or any combo of the above is usually a winning formula. Decline if she wants to bring other people. Whatever you do, make sure it's just you and her alone... then things happen. Any group hangout will not be good. You'll be competing with the other dudes in the group (and chances are no one will win). It's the beginning of a friend zone situation. Just a one on one hangout, pref at your place or hers with no one else there. Then things get a chemistry of their own. Get a bit drunk/high or both, and rub her shoulders, massage her back, kiss her, then move on from there...

Little question user, I know it doesn't matter anything because adultness is most of the time unrelated with age but, how old are you?

35

Also one more thing. Ability to attract women comes mainly from your social skills. I can't even count the amount of guys that essentially are the complete package; conventionally handsome, smart, great musicians or artist (like godly guitar skills or something), either have money or come from a moneyed family; and they still fail to get laid because they have no social skills.

Social skills are essentially in life. It's what allows you to advance in any business (there's many great performers in any career field that never advance because they can't make people like them)... and it's how you get women.

And it's never too late. I was full aspie until 23 when I went to college and realized I only had one woman my whole life and I had to change. I started talking to EVERY woman I was interested in. If I was hitting it off, I asked them to hang. I quickly got 5 diff fuck buddies and my life changed.

Never too late to learn social skills.

The problem with your generation is you seem to think you're a mental defective if you can't socialize and just say you have a mental diesease like autism or aspergers, which hinders your ability to get better.

To get better, you have to find your balls and try, talk to every woman you're interested in. You'll win some and lose some (and lose more than win at first, but even losing feels better than not talking at all and wondering "what if" the rest of your live).... but the more you do it, the smoother you'll get. When you begin to get more and more women, your confidence will grow and radiate.....

Social skills are the key to women (and almost everythign else). Ever see that moronic fat fuck with a 10/10 gf? Guess how he did it? Social skills.

I'd rank women's opinion on men is based on these percentages.

>50% social skills (you have none and you're fucked, but not literally)
>20% money or good career
>20% artistic or musical ability (get one, seriously)
>10% intellect

Will Smith is that you?

No, I am leg

how do i get friends? its been almost 2 years and i still havent made a friend to hanfout in uni. I have very small group of friends and none of them go to same uni as i do. I am decent looking, quite intelligent, people seen to like me and tey to talk to me at first, then after a while maybe like a week or two. It just stops. I purely believe this is due to my lack of social skills. And ive been trying to make frienda but i feel like i come off as too creepy or weird. Any advices?

Are you retarded?

Well, I've found I don't make too many friends. Truth is, I'm weird as fuck. And most people are mindless conformists taught that weird either means bad (at best) and most likely means that you're evil.

Steer clear of extremely unpopular opinions. Politics is very polarizing, people either will agree with you and like you a lot more for it, or they'll hate you because you're on the other side of the fence. Religion is also very polarizing. Steer clear of polarizing topics unless if you're damn sure they agree with you 100%.

Half of the shit that's commonly discussed on Sup Forums will turn you into an instant pariah if you discussed it.

But the truth is I have few friends myself. Like 3. But they're all very close.

It helps if you drink or smoke weed. Those are good means to bond with people. Drink or smoke up and play video games or something.

And most of my friends are women, I've found that the opposite gender usually make better friends.

Join clubs, freemasonry, or church or something (I personally hate church people mentality but it's essentially an "in group" that takes care of their own).

And if you try to meet women, you'll wind up with some friends... usually ones you can bang, which is way superior to a male friend.

But to be honest, I learned social skills late and haven't been great at making friends either, usually just smoke out buddies or women I've banged at some point.

thanks for the advice man, maybe ill join some clubs and see how it goes.

One more thing, appear happy and confident. Tell jokes. Always be sunny ESPECIALLY when you don't feel that way inside. People gravitate towards people that appear happy and confident. People avoid the depressed like the plague.

When I was 16 my two best friends died in the same wreck (which I could have been in that car had things played slightly differently), all my other friends said they'd be there for me. I was very depressed. A year later, I had no friends, they all bolted because everyone hates a sad sack, even fucking family.

Everyone hurts, gets sad, and gets depressed. Never let it show. You act happy and friends will surround you. You act angsty and depressed and everyone will avoid you.

People treat depression like a contagious disease.

It would be nice if you could lean on a friend when you feel down, but all that does is damage relationships. You yourself, should be your rock, deal with your issues alone, you show despression weakness and sadness and people will ostracize you.

good advice, thanks user

I'm just here cause my gf's ass is started an advice thread KEK

Rape your dad

You'd be surprised by how much easier life gets if you just act friendly around people. Just joke and talk jovially with them and you'll get along with the biggest dickheads

It doens't need any substance or real heart to it just ask them if they've dressed themselves if you see them wearing two different socks. Mundane shit like that will make people not have to think of you as the weird introvert.