Hey Sup Forums. What is the filthiest thing a girl has ever said to you while flirting or while fucking?

Hey Sup Forums. What is the filthiest thing a girl has ever said to you while flirting or while fucking?

Bumping with "The Killing Joke".

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"piss in my ass once you're done, i've been constipated for a while"

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Not filthy but: "That's perfect. You're perfect."

Warms my heart every time I think about it.

Nohomo

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Not something she said but did. One night stand tried to play with my taint. That's danger close so I spared and scrambled away as she starts to laugh. I let it slide and came on her stomach after she said not to lol

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Yeah that's a deal breaker for me too. My ex g/f tried it a couple of times, she said her prev boyfriend loved it. I told her he was probably closed gay.

Just let her put a finger in your butt. You wipe don't you?

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I think you're wiping the wrong way...

That's the no go zone man I mean cool if you like getting pegged but for us straight dudes it's taboo as fuck

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The fact that you're afraid a girl touching your ass will make you gay makes you pretty fucking gay.

It's 2017 just be gay already. Nobody cares.

An ex sent me an email at work, saying she was going to suck every drop of cum out of my balls when I got home.

She delivered. I came 5 times that night, and she swallowed each load. Happiest birthday ever.

Don't be an asshat. Someone touching your arse doesn't make you gay. Not minding that someone is touching your arse makes you gay.

Cum is stored in your prostate.

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Anything touching my ass is unacceptable idc what time it is. And idc what label you put on any sexuality. Ass touching makes me uncomfortable. I don't tell gay people to go licking clits just cuz I enjoy it

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well said, take my tendie

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If I have to choose another storefront I'm gonna go nuts...

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lmao maybe give it up

forgot i had this thread open

remember, there's always madness!

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"Fuck me like you don't know me." Dick was diamonds, but she was crazy as fuck.

I can't give up now. I made a commitment to Sup Forums

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Someday someone will look back and say "OP DID deliver..."

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very grateful, just watched the animated version in the cinema

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OhPee, you're my hero

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All I'm saying is you don't know what you're missing

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"Can I go back to watching Dora the Explorer now?"

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If it's anything like my last prostate exam you can keep it.

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Can't even have your taint touched? Dude, wtf man, do you have sex through a hole in a bedsheet?

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Getting close now.

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Does anyone want the last 14 pages?

God DAMN, that is one of the best endings to a Batman story.

YES!!!

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