Your dad walks in on you having sex with the girl

Your dad walks in on you having sex with the girl.
The last two digits determine the age of the girl.

Dad and why user?
You have to answer before you see your post.

Dubs - you r fucking a dude
Trips your dad joins a gay party

My answer:
I knew she wanted it

Fuck I was hoping for 20's

grandma nooo

I picked her up at the park.

if the age is on the clock..

she forced me to do it

reroll

i swear she's legal

No ragretz

I like bad bitches, that's my fucking problem

Please don't call the police.

Have you ever heard of knocking

meeting my dad would be interesting...

Still warm tho

Rooooll

Let's see

when did this happen?

Please join us dad.

It's her Birthday

Dad if you want then join me.

roll

How are you back from the grave?

mememe

I paid good money for this old whore, now leave!

I didn't know we were related

Damn son, Picking them right off the virgin olive Tree aren't cha?

Winrar

shes a cripple, she cant escape

She forced me to do it!!!

Mom said you need to leave

this is just what I do

roll

I swear she's 18

Eewww

I love me some 17 year old pussy though

I thought I should be her first

MOnsters

Best fucking time of my life

You guys fucked up, da police is coming.

Nice and Ripe! She wants anal

There are no more virgin 18 year olds

FUCK U PAPPY I LOAF HER

Can't blame me for fucking your Hot Younger Sister, can you?

Dad, it's a miracle. You're back from the dead. This is Becky.

Im the same age i swear

You know I do what I want

Because I was dared to?

I didnt know she was 13

I'd give no answer, just keep going to pound town.

...

I swear I thought she was 18

She followed me and I kept her.

Shit nigger im fucking a male ghost

Dad, she just finished primary school, looks shes>>>

dad if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

why not

i can explain this

kek

wat

roll

Im being raped

It's only fitting that you're gay

kek

lloR

I bet her $50 She wouldnt survive the experience.

Yolo

>mfw hoping for age 20+
>get a 12 year old
REEEEEEE FUCK YOU KEK I'M NOT ACHMED

Needed pussy dad.

rolling

Roll

I had to gtfo shut the door!

Different strokes for different folks

SHE FELL ON MY DICK

Because dad, I'm a fiend.

this isn't where i parked my car!

Should I have IDED her first?

Rolling

sorry dad, didn't know she were your chick

Rolling for saggy naggy

It was an accident, I slipped

lol enjoy your jail time Ian Watkins

I was providing emotional support

I thought she was 20

dsa

>she

I did it for the vine

Shiit

Just snap the neck and hide it under a pillow

Rol

Roll

I like em not even born yet, lets go double 0

So you think is the chloroform?

inb4 Chris Hanson

I was horny...

My god damn sides

winrar

we met on habbo hotel

Lets be honest, I've done worse

This is a healthy, consenting relationship.

It was horny dad you understand