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Rate me and my gf Sup Forums

Just finished green berets training in this pic

Why don't you weaklings protect your country?

Currently in vocation in scandinavia
I'm the most alpha on Sup Forums

you look like a cool guy, but that girl is jsut a barbie

Why did they give you a black beret? Also your gf face looks like Doritos.

FYI OP, next time leave the Green Berets thing out.

A black beret is worn by all Army infantry. Its basically their dress cover

"Green beret training" only a E-1 nice try faggot.
Basic training graduation it looks like to me.

How much pussy did you pull before you finished basic training?

If you had just graduated from Green Beret school, you wanna know what you would be wearing?

A green beret, faggot.

>Sup Forums

Wrong board fucktard

Your girlfriend is awkward as fuck at sex, she does have a nice round ass though

>Green beret training
>Not calling it by its actual name
>No long tab on that shoulder
>No rank + black beret = brand new basic training graduate who's an E-Fuzzy (PVT, no insignia)
Why do you even come onto Sup Forums and lie about this shit? For fuck's sake. I doubt you're even in the Army.

I almost doubt that as well.

That gig line is fucked, sleeves are unblouced, top button is undone... The shirt itself is 1-2 sizes too large

Girlfriend has a nice ass though

just a attention whore. fuck him. Fake ass gay bitch

Your girlfriend looks like Rahzar from Ninja Turtles

Pretty sure that's you after boot. And green berets are Rangers. So you would just say ranger school. 0/8 bait.
>why aren't you protecting your country
Enlisted in the Marine Corps

No, you're a fuzzy straight out of basic.

its even old uniform

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>Sup Forums
Goddamned welfare queans, nothing to do with our tax money but cruise Sup Forums by mistake.

doesnt mean its stolen valor but hes a fagg

this is bait
Sage and move on.

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its automated spam, haven't you figured out that immediate reddit shit links are spambot threads?

FYI Your girlfriend goes by the name Selena Vargas on GirlsDoPorn.com

Go fuck yourself you edgy little twat

Literally everything in your post is wrong. Gig lines are only in service uniform, you don't "blouce" sleeves, there are no buttons on the top of modern uniform blouses (it's a zipper), and the blouse in general seems like an appropriate size for what a basic graduate would get issued.

Also, her ass is flat, and really only gets that curve because she's one of those girls with a really curved back + jeans.

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Delete this now or ill call the police.

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Green Berets aren't Rangers...
Many Green Berets are also tabbed Rangers, but it is not the same thing.
He would have a Special Forces tab on his shoulder, and a unit patch, and a rank patch, and be wearing a different colored beret though.
Rangers wear Tan berets and Green Berets wear...well Green Berets (more of a dark Forest Green though).
Definitely not Infantry though, uniform is WAY too clean for Infantry.

OP you're a fucking faggot

I've Sean that bitch do porn. I even rubber one out. Fucking slut

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I don't go out and "protect my country" because I have useful idiots like you to do it for me...

Police cant do shit, your an idiot and a liar op. I support the annon who spitted your girl. Your a liar and shes a slut. These are facts.

Sure, OP.
Truth be told, I would love to fuck that guy's butthole. No homo.

Op is a fraud faggit neckbeard lil bitch

Yea I was thinking rotc into army tbh

Wearing the same clothes your girl friend a slut and poor shit. Probably same under wear with his cum in it

Look at this

>Stale pasta is stale.

Is she still doing porn?

Oh shit where did you go to boot?
I go to SD in February

Damn, you got my attention.

Scusi mister but is this a copypasta? Otherwise are you sure you're on the right board?

It is a copypasta

Glad someone else noticed that....was a little disappointed in myself thinking I apparently watch more porn than at least 30 posters before your post

Newfags falling for bait. How new can you be.
>kek

Srry don't know too much about army shit:^\

I don't doubt at all that this is bait. But I've been here for a long time and I haven't seen this pasta

YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS 50 DUDES WHILE YOURE AWAY EVERY DAY

I knew it

also this

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I've heard that Parris island sucks ass. You lucked out

Google has a quirky sense of humor.

Are you a manlet
You look like a manlet
She's almost as tall as you, why do they let little midget men in the army
How does it feel knowing a normal sized man will always be stronger and faster than you just based on the length of his limbs and ligaments

Well I'll be hitting up fuq.com for some good fapping material on her thanks

>>Why don't you weaklings protect your country?
because I'm not a retarded moron from the bible belt who thinks his country needs protecting.

Lol no. I work at a dairy and I love seeing the look on lanklets faces when they try to unload stacks of milk. Shit would be pretty funny if they didn't spill the shit and I had to help them clean it.