You are visited by representatives of an alien race tonight. After some small talk, they ask you to impress them with your species' best piece of music.
There's a sense of dread in the air; you know, without being told, that unless they're impressed they will destroy us all without second though.
You can only play them one track. What is it?
Don't let the human race down, Sup Forums.
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Runaway
Debussy's La Mer
I SENT THIS GIRL A PICTURE OF MY DICK
All-Star
Beethoven's last piano sonata. If that doesn't work then they are fucking plebs and well fuck them for destroying us.
since its christmas
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Some Eno
koan sound, culprate, asa & sorrow - mosaic
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
>Beethoven's last piano sonata
Like, ALL of it? they probably have better things to do and are just polite, give them something short and to the point.
Eurobeat
This one in particular. We're saved man.
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some DeAth gRIPs for sure
Mozart's Requiem
Swans-Cop
How about the most emotional track ever recorded in the history of Person?
were fucked
DG is DIY bedroom producer music to then
even the grays can't
Bach's Little Fugue in G minor.
Lime Juice Tub off of pic related
>implying aliens would have the same sense of appreciation for music
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH FEMALES
Mahler, symphony no 6.
At the very least that gives me an hour and a half to live still.
aliens are just humans from the future
something complex and nuanced, maybe avant-garde jazz or modern classical
even if they don't like it musically, they should at least be impressed by the sheer ability / complexity
>implying our musical taste won't evolve along with the rest of what we are
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Fixed
Instrumental:
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A better musical representation of humanity's existential angst over life and death I have not heard.
Vocal:
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Spoken human language is irrelevant in the context of music directed towards an extra-terrestrial audience. Therefore the best choice is something that relies entirely on glossolalia to communicate its message.
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>implying aliens that would wipe out humanity for listening to music they don't like would accept anything other than trve black metal
Show him my Thuggie playlist
Memes aside, Don Giovanni.
I chose the first song that came to my head and it just so happened to be the best song in the world. It was the best song in the world.
That's not the best song in the world though, it's just a tribute. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, YOU FOOL.