Yo

Yo.

Real Lives is a game in which you simulate a random life. You could be a nigger in Kenya, or a Sup Forumseta faggot in America. If anyone is interested, we'll simulate some faggots life and we'll choose what happens.

Be from glorious North Korea

So, we are a Americunt called Craig Allen. From St. Louis,

send me a link to this and i will join in

Austin*. I'll show you our family + stats. Before we begin.

It's a PC game. Go pirate it

as in send me a link i wanna do this for myself lik after if its good

thanks bud.

I'd send you it, but pirateproxy is under maintenance, give it 10 mins.

lurking

Looks like we are a all around faggot.

The first few years are always boring, but our mother has found a job but we have moved to cheaper housing to save money. Our mother is a part times material clerk, whereas our father is fulltime. I'm sorta glad we rolled America, or somewhere Western because I played a girl from the Congo and I died when I was 2.

it all cool then?

I'll skip the first few years. All it does is describe America. But we are six and we have just started school. I'll show you our stats and the biography board.

>Appearance: 26/100

Sounds about right

It's not too bad. We do live in St. Louis, though.

So, this is what has happened so far. Buckle up, lads.

Alright. First roll get's it, get ready!

what are your choices?

The first two were pre-determined, but we can change them. First roll chooses what young Craig does for fun.

Physical training

Reading/Study
Physical Training
Religious Activities

Religious Activities. Convert to Islam

I'll add that as one, but you can choose two more, or change the rest.

Only religious activities

WINNER

Roll

What young Craig does for fun.

cool

I'd choose to convert to Islam, but everything is random. You can get murdered at random, raped, robbed, etc. Looks like we are a christfag for the time being.

Probably upset that his son is a massive fucking faggot.

What do you say Sup Forums? Do we try and smash?

lol

>tfw your son is a smart chad god-botherer with a love of kino

get ya cock out

>Age: 13

Fuckin yeah man like just yeaaah

wait we're still 6, right?

We're also 13 right now. I'll update the ages too.

She's a solid 6.3. Fucking go for it.

Our age. I'll include it in the posts.

...

So, we aren't a beta faggot anymore.

she blonde?

yeah, but
>Wisdom: 18
>Happiness: 39

she's dumb and depressed

Do we be a good little boy, or do we straight up say fuck you mom and dad and smash?

Probably why Craig has a chance

No, she's trouble and going to probably get pregnant or some shit.

>she's a 6.3
>her parents are richer than yours

Fuck mom and dad.

SMASH

We will be kicked out into the negro infested streets of St. Louis. Is her pussy worth it?

We need that jonky jonk badonkadonk.

Small update.

we 13 if they kick us out we haule out white ass over to social services

Update,

So we smashing?

SMASH
>13 and pregnant

So are we intentionally trying to JUST Craig's whole life or are we actually gonna help him?

fuck it - smash puss, get kicked out and join a gang

Of course baby jesus won't be happy about it.

Smashing

>expenses exceeding income
Looks like everyone is about to be kicked out anyway.

We are now the alpha male of the house. Fuck you mom and dad.

dad's an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Its the best you've got nigga

Fuck yh!!
Craig dominating his mum while his dad watchs

As long as he Is not driving John would not be safe

>a 2.6/10 smashing some 6.3/10 jailbait ass
Damn right we alpha

t i m e 2 s m a s h

You and Donna are 13. Should it wait a few years, or are we gunna do this?

yolo go for it

Do

SMASH NOW

leave it we way to risky right now

teen parents get lots of gibs

SMASH

Smash

We've got a shotgun, but no shells :(

gonna do donna?

I'm sure there's plenty of opportunities in the local pharmaceutical distribution industry for a young man to support a family

Pollinate

The upside is that we can adopt a army of Ugandan children later on.

Haha

get dat welfare doo it

back to beta

Fuck yes. No condoms ever.

>tfw I'm Craig

Is Craig a drug addict?

Smash more

Well shit

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

CUCKED BY HIS OWN COCK

Sweet. Time to lead a life of booze and cheap whores.
Can't knock anyone up, so no worries about child support.

Lol this game is great. Nice thread, OP

agreed

Miss Austin, lmfao. We aren't a faggot or a girl. I HOPE. Just a typo by whoever made this game.

>Craig is trans
wtf? i hate craig now.

Is there a commit suicide option?

That shouldn't be funny, but fucking LOL.

Thanks. I'll post the link when I can find it and I'll let you guys choose where we are from next.

craig is trigender quadsexual genderqueer beta cuck tumblrfag confirmed

wow assuming gender

Real niggas got no time fo' others problems

Craig may as well be a girl now that his swimmers swim like they're black.

Seems like the average Sup Forums user.

TRIPS CRAIG COMMITS

We're already fuck ugly and infertile. Do we smoke?