Would you fuck this vagina for $8 billion?

Would you fuck this vagina for $8 billion?

>you have to fuck it until you cum
>yes you can use a condom
>no one has to know you fucked it

I would do it for free.

Yes
For 8 billion dollars

Wtf type of STD did she get?

>$8 billion
>condom
Who the hell wouldn't. Would require a shitload of viagra though.

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Where the fuck do you even put your dick its just a blob of disgusting skin

Do i have to look at it? Or can i face away

It doesn't even look fuckable. But for $8billion one would have to be insane not to try

What the fuck?

Warts

>Would require a shitload of viagra though.
Speak for yourself.

we need more wrecked pussies, post em'!

Let me guess.

Severe infection.

I'd do just about anything for that money.

I would fuck it for 1k

dude that's win win, can even use condom wtf totally yes

for 8 billion dollars, sure, but i'd wear 2 coneoms and close my eyes the whole time

I don't think you realize how much money 8 billion dollars is, user. I would cut off my legs with a spoon for 8 billion.

I would rather kms.

Yep. Would require the following though:

>gas mask (imagine the smell)
>VR headset
>dick wrapped with condom + fleshlight

8 billion i would do if :

i can wear VR glasses and a gas mask in addition to condom

8 billion is a lot of money OP this is pretty easy

fuck, beat me to it

why throwing the 8 bil away, don't do things for free if ppl would pay

I would have to wear a full body suit too but yeah, for 8bil there isn't much I wouldn't do

looks pretty tight and has a nice texture, would do it for free

I'm gonna think about this picture every time someone says "pussy is pussy" from now on

I would require a specially made condom that included built in waders

in all honesty I dont think anything could actually go in that mess.

Absolutely! I'd do it for $5 if I could use a condom; lose my virginity and make money, sounds fucking awesome!!!

Duh

Nope, just a minor one. Cleared up with some ointment in 2 days.

You fucking faggot.

fuck yes i would, with a condom.

for 8 BILLION.

This vagina is literally just a clicker from last of us.

whats wrong with it tho

It looks like something i cooked on a grill awhile ago.

I'd do it for free , and I'd tongue her bean as well.......

2 comdoms cause friction and they would break

Nigger, I could live like a mad king just on $100 million.
I'd chop off my foot for $8 billion.

I don't think a condom would protect you. Those are warts. That vagina is literally oozing viruses. Billions and billions of them.

But it is 8 billion bucks...
I could start my own institute devoted to curing herpes with 1 billion and still have 7 billion left.

dude, i'd fuck that for $1!

Can I use several condoms. And duct tape

Yes.
You didn't specify what kind of condom can I use, so I would use one that covers my entire body. And 3 layers on my dick.
Then I would spend $1m to hire professional medical team who will disinfect my dick after.

Ever see a picture that you can smell? I can smell that nasty pussy from behind my monitor

Are you shitting me? $8 billion??? I'd do it four times back to back, creampie each time, no condom, eat it out in between cumshots, for $2 Million. This is stupid

>cooked

Laughing my motherfuckin-ass off at this thread

Honestly, no

> must fuck until i cum

Couldn't cum = fuck for eternity

No thanks.

For that quantity yes I fucking would.
I will pump my cock so fast inside that thing I would cum in 2 minutes.
Easy money.

If i fuck it this will probably happen, so that's a no for me

yes

this
unless I've been fapping prior to that and I'm hard and about to cum.
OP didn't state we must put in soft

8 billions in bank account but now without a dick.
best case scenario I could turn myself into a billionaire trans.

For $8 BILLION? Fuck yeah I would. All I have to do is close my eyes.

Truthfully I would probably happily contract aids for 8 billion. What is that? genital warts? Would be pretty damn unlikely to get it to that extent. And there's the vaccine depending on what type it it.

so yeah. absolutely. I'd do it for 10k

of cousre

> I would cut off my legs with a spoon

that evoked some pretty hilarious imagery.

definately do it.

You people saying you wouldn't, probably haven't even thought about it. You could buy a new dick if you wanted to. Hell, you could move anywhere in the world and live like a king with a whole harem of women if you wanted to. Or run for president. Whatever. Fuck, 8 billion, lol. You could buy your own island or an Aircraft Carrier and have billions to spare.

>You could buy a new dick if you wanted to
citation needed

I would not trade my dick for any amount of money. That's a deal breaker.

Well, dude, it's no secret that human organ traders are real. In India, they con peasants out of their organs all the time. I'm sure some poor ass faggot somewhere would love to lose his dick for a clean million.

I mean, there's people who butcher their bodies for free.

Banana larva.

Ok so I can trade my dick for a few billion and a curry nigger dick that I can hold in my hand. Awesome. Now how do I attach it?

I literally wouldn't be able to cum in that, but I guess for 8 billion dollars, and with an extra thick condom I would at least try.