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addiction is a myth

fried rn on some fire

what kind is it?

brb in 5 mins bump thread if anyone is interested

>nobody smoking

Bump

I fucking love her tits

Everytime I smoke weed my dick goes into my body and I piss out of my ass. Its a true story.

I will be as soon as I get home from work

me too and i love her busty expression

Blackberry kush right now

I'm baked as fuck.

lol

Don't smoke myself, but you got anymore pics of hot chicks smoking up?

she got tons of weed the hot rich bitch

what you smoking me amnesia in 3 seconds

Hi, b, I'll regret but it's me baked right now. AMA or whatever

Afghan Haze
That's me

What is the meaning of life?

you look baked as fuck good job im getting there too now

Will be smoking as soon as my guy gets back around and I can pick up a bag
haven't smoked in a few days so know im gonna be baked as shit after a few bong tokes.

Why can I piss out of my ass and not shit outta my dick? Srys response only pls.

because poop can becaume liquid

but liquid (piss) can not become poop

-- with this knowledge you have the power, the force. do not use the power without thought

To start enjoy spending time just with yourself, because everyone else can fuck shit up someday and fuck you, but you will never cheat on yourself. So you will be able to enjoy being with yourself forever, so you will always stay happy
Show us
Because you don't try hard enough

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but you can
it's called a kidney stone

i always get raging boners when im high like right now. jerking off is so much better too

Well you see user, when we 'piss' out of our ass, we are actually passing a more liguified shit that our body was unfortunately unable to solidify in our large intestine. The small intestine is responsible for urine alone, and is routed from the stomach, through the kidneys, and into the urethra. To 'shit out ones dick' would involve an intestinal mix-up that would only be possible via reconstructive surgery, and would most likely result in a urethral blockage, which would lead to infection and possibly death.

Be thankful that we as humans are incapable of shitting out of our dicks, and are only capable of pissing from our asses.

Hmmm, thanks for the answer.
Here, just discovered this. Give it a sec for it to heat up.
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The best

i wont show that niggaim too much of a pussy duhh

Nah, The best is sex with woman you love

u gay as fuck son

I feel that this is the answer to everything. Really, bro.
Since when fucking with opposite sex people is gay?

Got some Green Crack that i'm about to start vaping :)

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damn i want that vaper but they are so fucking expensive im not a rich fuck SHIT

shit im baked as fuck right now just took big hits

Desktop vape (extreme q) was 150 and the water pipe was 120. I picked up a custom bowl and tube kit for 50 so about $320 total. I have the Pax2 and the MFLB too

anyone know fun stuff to do when alone and high like me, all i do is go Sup Forums / fap / eat

Woa dude, you blowed my Brain bro.

wtffff

wow

Ok my Pax2 is starting to kick in!

kek

pax2 is good for smoking dry weed??

Wanna buy some senzu beans?

Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
Niggas wanna try
Niggas wanna lie
Then niggas wonder why
Niggas wanna die
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain
With mad shit on my brain?
I resort to violence

Yeah, pax2 is great, but if you want the best quality and hit you can take - crafty or mighty. shut em down open up shop

X gonna give it to ya!

ayy

Which on you recommend for a portable reliable and functional vape, the Pax 2 or MFLB

Both would do fine depending if price is no object. Pax 2 is smaller but its a session vape while the mflb is a on deman hit like a pipe.

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I sell final flash parts and final flash accessories

Anyone remember some dude that would come around and post this Gandalf pipe he'd smoke out of? That guy was dope.

Which would you consider more portable or discrete, how's the function on them both?

Just smoked some dank ass white widow

Just chillin

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im high as fuck

Pax2 no doubt. its small.

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How much do you guys smoke per day/week?
I'll got used to smoke 4-6 cigarett sized joints a day.

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The Arizer Air. Multiple attachments avail, ultra portable, hits nice, easy to clean.

I stopped smoking 11 days ago and was smoking a blunt 3-5 times a week before that. Had a piss test for a job this morning, so the past few days I've been drinking water and I bought a qcarbo flush and followed all the instructions to a tee. Woke up at 4am and started the process, finished the flush and following water by 545. Took my test at 730. What do you guys think my odds are?

lol fuck yeah

Any stoners here have a job that does random tests? I haven't smoked in a couple months due to a pre employment drug tests but I just found out that they do randoms. I was thinking about getting a thing of QuickFix synthetic urine to leave in my car. That seems like the best solutions without having to quit. Any one else in the same position?

I usually smoke anywhere from a 1/8 to a 1/4 a week depending on what going on. I usually only smoke 2 times a day

atm I trie to stay high all day long so I startet smoking just a bit of weed multiple times a day. But sadly it didn't work out for as long as I hoped.
Starting tomorrow i guess I have to smoke regular sized joints.

How is a random drug test legal? Here you can do pre-employment tests and the only way they can ask you to do random tests is if you failed the previous test or you cause an accident.

are you fat or skinny?

pax2 is fucking 260 kiddingme

Weed

that looks like Madison Ivy... is that Madison Ivy?

this is an important question

Oh sweet, a thread where we can find all the underdeveloped autists in one place!

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no thats Sasha Grey

Because the law allows it, do you not know what "legal" means?

Extreme q is the best.. especially inline with a bong...

you are autuustic

I'm 5'10 190 not really either. Skinnyfat for my body comp

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So about 15-20 pounds overweight

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That bamboo mat...
I have the same exact fucking one..

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Bruce Banner bowl

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