New thread for real lives

new thread for real lives.

NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

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Save friend is no

Recap:
Craig is 22 and an infertile crack-smoker
Married to Catherine
Living on their own

did you save your nigga?

Save friendbro

So are we saving the friend?

YES CRAIG

Hero.

>Appearance increased
Let's aim to be a solid 3/10

inb4 it's your friend you just saved that cucks you

reposting:
>inb4 infertile Craig finds out his wife is somehow pregnant

Craig is Super Cracker

rISKY BiDn3ss frIenDO

You made the right call. Now you will get mad street cred, too.

This is why our parents hate us.

How does one obtain Real Lives?

Android app or no?

please, please: you didn't tell catherine you are infertile and now she is pregnant.

Douglas is a faggot

Fuck him, he's not a hero like Craig.

Awesomw were the black sheep so far

TELL ME BASED OP
I AM MAD INTERESTED IN GAMES LIKE THIS

So, a couple years went by. We are now 26. Do we look into moving to Detroit?

Preppy lil nigger

craig is a real human bean and a real hero

What's 'bout our sister?

Real Lives 2007. Second one down in pirate bay.

Ye

>English degree
Pls o pls. He's working at Micky D's.

>move to detroit
>get shot

NO WAY

She's like 5 isn't she?

Died of a fucking in the congo

Fucking Douglas, trying to outshine us. Let's put our dick in his beer.

Douglas is going to be a smug fuck this Thanksgiving.

She's a crack baby. Outlook is not good.

>be poor
>somehow fight your way into college
>become Enlish major
>stay poor
Goddamnit Doug you had a chance

literally no money in that.
this family either can't or wont'

WE OWN DEEZ STREETS NOW FAM
Also
>inb4 craig becomes the next walter white

Our sister is still pretty young, she's still in school..

Based user
"+10 internets have been deposited into your account"

Can we move to Nigeria? Or maybe Afghanistan?

Bad news. We are now officially a crack head.

OP said we were too poor last thread. I don't think he's reported back if we moved to Detroit or not.

BUT IS THERE AN ANDROID APP OF THIS GAME OR AIMILAR TO THIS GAME

I don't think you can move into warzone

Time to go to motherland detroit

welp, their goes our marriage

But, there are only a few places we can move to at the time.

This is the first few.

She knew what she got into.

>Next stop Detroit

Be an Austin in Austin

Austin, TX

And the rest. And we're too poor too immigrate.

San Fran

Go to New York to pursue you rap career

TOPEKA KANSAS

Austin or Baton Rouge

Move to waco for some kool aid

BATON ROUGE... Loosiana we can hunt fucking crocodiles

San Diego, he'll have an easy time blending in with all the fucking junky trash here.

We will become the fertilizer that is the LA shitstorm

Topkek Kansas please

Austin, Texas. We need to spend more of our time shooting guns and fucking our wife.

Texas time?

Austin or Erie

Austin, Texas.

First response to this choice chooses.

Dubs decide?

Lets wait a few years, get some monies and then move to Somalia

yes

Are there any other simulators like this on steam?

yes

NY NY

Detroit

First choice.

Ay new York

We're a crackhead. We can't move now anyway, they won't let us :( And some dude chose New York.-

I guess it's Texas time.

Join gang

Stay in St Louis you run dis hood

My first yes was for Austin.

I knew we should of moved to Texas :(

How expensive is our fucking flat right now?

get fukt creg

>not choosing Waco Texas

I just choked on my drink, thanks OP

Daaaaaamn

My saying "yes" instead of saying "Austin" fucked this guy's life.

Told you. Time to get that helium tank now that Craig is a cripple.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I WANNA MOVE OUT OF T LOUIS HE SAID

>IM TOO GOOD FIR ST LOUIS HE SAID

FUCK YOU CRAIG

YOU VEGETABLE PANTSHITTER

Wow. Life is fucking rough for Craig. We need to devote more of our time to religious activity so we can summon Allah or Jesus to come heal us through the miracles of divine intervention.

We're a infertile, smoking, crack head who can't walk. Should we atleast stop smoking rocks? We're going to die soon anyway. Our health is on 30.

We are now the Crippled Crip, king uh da hood, da real nigga and wheelchair whackjob.

kek

Yeah, we gotta stay alive. For some reason.

Craig is having one shitty life.
Ugly wife.
Crack head.
Loser parents.
Now paralyzed.

An hero time.

Stop the drugs, we medical bill now.

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