new thread for real lives.
New thread for real lives
NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS
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Save friend is no
Recap:
Craig is 22 and an infertile crack-smoker
Married to Catherine
Living on their own
did you save your nigga?
Save friendbro
So are we saving the friend?
YES CRAIG
Hero.
>Appearance increased
Let's aim to be a solid 3/10
inb4 it's your friend you just saved that cucks you
reposting:
>inb4 infertile Craig finds out his wife is somehow pregnant
Craig is Super Cracker
rISKY BiDn3ss frIenDO
You made the right call. Now you will get mad street cred, too.
This is why our parents hate us.
How does one obtain Real Lives?
Android app or no?
please, please: you didn't tell catherine you are infertile and now she is pregnant.
Douglas is a faggot
Fuck him, he's not a hero like Craig.
Awesomw were the black sheep so far
TELL ME BASED OP
I AM MAD INTERESTED IN GAMES LIKE THIS
So, a couple years went by. We are now 26. Do we look into moving to Detroit?
Preppy lil nigger
craig is a real human bean and a real hero
What's 'bout our sister?
Real Lives 2007. Second one down in pirate bay.
Ye
>English degree
Pls o pls. He's working at Micky D's.
>move to detroit
>get shot
NO WAY
She's like 5 isn't she?
Died of a fucking in the congo
Fucking Douglas, trying to outshine us. Let's put our dick in his beer.
Douglas is going to be a smug fuck this Thanksgiving.
She's a crack baby. Outlook is not good.
>be poor
>somehow fight your way into college
>become Enlish major
>stay poor
Goddamnit Doug you had a chance
literally no money in that.
this family either can't or wont'
WE OWN DEEZ STREETS NOW FAM
Also
>inb4 craig becomes the next walter white
Our sister is still pretty young, she's still in school..
Based user
"+10 internets have been deposited into your account"
Can we move to Nigeria? Or maybe Afghanistan?
Bad news. We are now officially a crack head.
OP said we were too poor last thread. I don't think he's reported back if we moved to Detroit or not.
BUT IS THERE AN ANDROID APP OF THIS GAME OR AIMILAR TO THIS GAME
I don't think you can move into warzone
Time to go to motherland detroit
welp, their goes our marriage
But, there are only a few places we can move to at the time.
This is the first few.
She knew what she got into.
>Next stop Detroit
Be an Austin in Austin
Austin, TX
And the rest. And we're too poor too immigrate.
San Fran
Go to New York to pursue you rap career
TOPEKA KANSAS
Austin or Baton Rouge
Move to waco for some kool aid
BATON ROUGE... Loosiana we can hunt fucking crocodiles
San Diego, he'll have an easy time blending in with all the fucking junky trash here.
We will become the fertilizer that is the LA shitstorm
Topkek Kansas please
Austin, Texas. We need to spend more of our time shooting guns and fucking our wife.
Texas time?
Austin or Erie
Austin, Texas.
First response to this choice chooses.
Dubs decide?
Lets wait a few years, get some monies and then move to Somalia
yes
Are there any other simulators like this on steam?
yes
NY NY
Detroit
First choice.
Ay new York
We're a crackhead. We can't move now anyway, they won't let us :( And some dude chose New York.-
I guess it's Texas time.
Join gang
Stay in St Louis you run dis hood
My first yes was for Austin.
I knew we should of moved to Texas :(
How expensive is our fucking flat right now?
get fukt creg
>not choosing Waco Texas
I just choked on my drink, thanks OP
Daaaaaamn
My saying "yes" instead of saying "Austin" fucked this guy's life.
Told you. Time to get that helium tank now that Craig is a cripple.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I WANNA MOVE OUT OF T LOUIS HE SAID
>IM TOO GOOD FIR ST LOUIS HE SAID
FUCK YOU CRAIG
YOU VEGETABLE PANTSHITTER
Wow. Life is fucking rough for Craig. We need to devote more of our time to religious activity so we can summon Allah or Jesus to come heal us through the miracles of divine intervention.
We're a infertile, smoking, crack head who can't walk. Should we atleast stop smoking rocks? We're going to die soon anyway. Our health is on 30.
We are now the Crippled Crip, king uh da hood, da real nigga and wheelchair whackjob.
kek
Yeah, we gotta stay alive. For some reason.
Craig is having one shitty life.
Ugly wife.
Crack head.
Loser parents.
Now paralyzed.
An hero time.
Stop the drugs, we medical bill now.
No