Which breed of dog is objectively the best?

Which breed of dog is objectively the best?
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Border Collies are objectively the smartest.

Seriously what was wrong with a dog breed thread?

Mine isnt

Do you not think the depth of personality corgis have says something about their smarts?

Rottweilers are loyal, powerful, protective, handsome, and well behaved if taught from a young age.

Plus, who doesn't like blockheads?

The Boston Terrier is the noblest of all the breeds.

Mods been deleting tons of random shit recently. Oh well, b has no rules and this applies to mods too.

I love Staffies, full of energy and always happy to see people. My neighbor has a staffie that always greets me and wants fussed over, no matter what I'm doing, everything stops for fussing.

Rotties are the besties brah

Pitts are the most loyal and loving dogs. Never been bit by one I've raised. But I've had boxers and labs bite me like little pricks.

Belgians of any flavor- be they Tervuren, Malinois, Groenendal or even Lakinois.

Incredibly smart, strong drive, strong work ethic, incredibly loyal, athletic, stamina, yet sweet good natured dogs.

>Bacon?

Shih-tzu is master race.

Mastiffs are petty kick ass. Never been a fan of small dogs. Every One I know barks a bites and acts like a little shit.

The small doge above your post loves people and is chill and bro tier.

yeah pits are the best for me, i raise them. my favorite right now is a little female about a year old. named her zoe

I'm a mutt kind of guy.

I am glad you have one that is pretty awesome man but I have not had many good experiences with small dogs.

Depends on how the dog is cooked

Yeah man I have met some of the neurotic little fuckers you're talking about. I'm thinking they just aren't properly socialized by their owners in a lot of cases. Like I think some people think "well it's a tiny dog so it doesn't need to go outside" or some bullshit. This makes dogs depressed and they don't adjust properly to strange people and other dogs. I live in an apartment with no yard but I still made sure he grew up cool.

Chihuahuas. Not even kidding.

Boxweilers

Love my male/female dobies, actually very good with strangers/especially children, their barks keep visitors away at night, apart from the neighbors who know what's really going on.

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exactly. if you really really really think about it, who are the type of people that buy small dogs in the first place?

It's usually some neurotic, batshit crazy woman that spoils the shit out of it, doesn't properly socializing it and treats the thing more like an accessory rather than a living thing with needs..and then they wonder why it turns out to be a neurotic, anti-social little fucker that bites everybody. My aunt has this little yorkie that growls at everybody and she babies the surpreme fuck out of it and not disipline it, and they had to give away another dog because it turned out to be a nasty little rat thing that attacked somebody, meanwhile my other aunt has a fat little pug/chihuahua mix and it's the most friendly, well behaved little dog.

>what's really going on
What's really going on, user?

Not really. Smartest is smartest.

I'll add to this, I wake up occasionally with a living room full of children, 3-4 year olds riding my dogs, younger ones taking their treats from their mouths. Neighborhood of 4 families, in seven years, not one child has been bitten by either of my dogs, in 2003 I had 2 men break in looking for copper pipes, one of the dogs put one in the hospital. Bites around the neck. I'm completely comfortable with what's going on now. Look up mass thieves, Doberman attacks. I'm comfortable with leaving them around kids.

Newfoundland

Is it still cold and dark this time of year in newfoundland

What's really going on is don't be in my house when I'm asleep......unless you're a neighbor or a child, then my dog will show you where my silverware and safe combo is.

No it's summer in the northern hemisphere. It's a balmy 20°c out today

This. Female chihuahua mutts are well behaved

>the nigger of dogs is the best dog
Yeah ok

Is your silverware not in a drawer in your kitchen?

20C wewlad

I've never hated a dog breed until I had a Pitt. Too much energy

It's in a separate cabinet, and if you're a neighbor of mine, I'm ok with you borrowing it without my knowledge.

Pomeranians are objectively the manliest.

We're talking about Dogs. Not rats.

oldfag here

I've had many breeds in my life, but my favorite and current is a yellow lab
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