Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claim
Lap pillows are best. But Ruby lap pillows are better
Nah, lap pillows are the best thing ever. Tested them myself
How old are you turning tomorrow? You going to be here?
Also claim
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Last bake for now going off to play league
mandatory uta caim
I'll be 23 tomorrow
I should be here unless family decides to take me out, which is likely
Is kyouko bored?
>wipes and smears it on you
Only because I'm nice
I wouldn't be too sure, but lap pillows from anyone is good.
Calamity-masu'd
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*wags tail*
>Jesus christ think I'm a furry now
still here
and
they cant be the best thing ever
Kouhai
>You aren't a furry until you save Yuno furry
Lap pillows are just really nice.
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Ruby is a pretty good waifu but RWBY wasn't very good imo
>TFW no gf to let me lay my head in her lap and then cuddle with
Now I'm sad
こんにちはキューティー
Oh phew..
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Rory-sama claimed
Lewdly.
You're still a slave for blood though.
Legs?
Shark
Hello
Moogs
ill just take your word for it
Forgot pic
Happy b'day in case you can't make it tomorrow then! How does it feel being 23? I'm almost just 19
Lap pillows are just really comfortable
Well, they're just really comfy, also kinda fun to talk with whoever the lap is in that way I guess
I agree. RWBY feels a little too force at times. I loved season 3 though
>tfw my ex used to like being my lap pillow
I'll never forget her
Wew laddie
You could say I'm.. BLOODBORNE
Literally best GATE
>Rem & Hanako
Stop that licking.
youtube.com
Heh thanks
Literally feel no different from when I was 19
Pocky is always nice
No.
Bloodthirsty?
I'm glad I'm back.
Peaches.
You already stopped.
couldnt you just talk to them
its just a stick with chocolate. they are ok
>lick
I'm going to lay down for a little bit, alone.Maybe get a snack or watch a movie.Or I might just sleep.
I can't believe I missed an entire thread due to some personal issues I had to attend to, but whatever.
Laura the heretic, reporting for duty!
You did this out of spite of me.
The blood, so sweet, it sings to me
>lick
It's kinda the only snack I had for a month. Love em
>lick
Mh why?
I'm playing League, kek.
Ok, I'll try to get them.
Stop that right now. Do you see this picture here? Do you really want to fuck with me?
woah. couldnt you just get like a kit kat or something
I assume you were, just posting a standalone image
>Liiiiiiiick~
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Yes
It was cheap and had a lot.
>lick
No, I just like how Rem tastes
You're tasty
Hello
Bestality is a thing
I'm just gonna hope life gets more interesting from here on
Yeah but being comfortable while talking is good too
Ain't you licking a bit too much
>Lick
Yo.
>Lick
>Nya, lick
Tastes like bacon
If this post ends in a 7, posting the word 'lick' or any variations thereof in this thread will summon a demon with a magic tongue who will lick your belly until you confess your undying love for them.
Claiming Yuuki
Gardey claimed
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Holy shit, waifu machine is an actual literal god
You too.
I'm licking too little
>lick
OOOHHHHH
>lick
>lick
To be fair that Shiro is from a completely different anime, in no way related to my waifu.
Holy fuck
>lick
oh well in that case have fun with them
you could sit in a chair
is it a sexy demon?
i guess
Cool
THE LUCKIEST
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>Flailing tounge manuver
>Lick
>lick
>why are we licking
I'm ready for you to bitch about not getting your quints. You do this everyday.
I don't see you licking me yet
Why would I want to sit when I can have a lap pillow
You are the demon, Tomoko.
More like the Lickiest.
Thats just disgusting.
Stop licking people and go back to doing homework.
I'm also glad me is back to be with me
if dubs all licking stops
no
>lick
Why lick komeraden?
How are you doing tomoko?
ty
It's like you're scripting
Taste like metal. Good metal.
>lick
Shhhh, just lick...
>lick
>lick
What the fuck have I started
Believe me, adult life a shit
YUUUKKKIIIIIIIII!!!
Welcome back!
Hello best pokemon
How're you lewd senpai?
Th-Thanks...
>One off
Soduku.
I ask you to stop, please.
Not sure if like but oh well
>lick
YUUUNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
I missed something, everyone is licking each other and I'm scared ;_;
because a chair supports your back?
i dont want to be the demon. that to much licking and people would make it weird
im ok you?
>lick
>lick
If dubs we lick
>lick
>lick
Tired
>lick
Better yet, remove their tongue Corpse Party style.
Seiko is best lesbian
np
>lick
>lick
>lick
We're gettin kinky~
>licks slowly
Ayyy Gasai! What's up?
What's with all of the licking?
>Not taking the opportunity to say .
No dubs, the licking shall continue until I find out who started it and why.
I haven't seen you around in a while.
>I have became a heretic, go ahead and cancel the Ohayou for Yoko.
Just mentally preparing myself for the anime con this weekend
You?
D-Don't lick me!
*Insert clever way to claim Shygal*
How's it going people?
>lick
>double lick
>welcoming lick
what's with all this lecking?
Hello hatsu, t's good to see you
How have your days been?
Good job
Luckely l lack an "i" key on my keyboard
I'm telling them to stop licking.
Leave while you can.
That's a little too much licking~
Who. needs. a. chair. when. you've. got. a. lap. pillow
OK, you fucknuggets should at least tell us what it is you're licking.
>go to desiquintans.com
>select one
>generate
>post results, that is what you are licking
i dont know people are licking each other or something
i dont see the appeal
>lick
we gettin kinky
House is too hot to sleep, I'm back.
Also what the fuck is going on with this licking?
ᴸᶦᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ
Oooh, don't tease me like that~
>lick
>lick
Erm... thanks?
I think I'll manage.
I've noticed...
How have you been?
Anime-con? Oooh get hyped! You gonna cosplay?
I'm just relaxing and watching some Twilight Zone before going to sleep.
>any variations thereof
So, posting 'leck', as long as you, in your heart, meant 'lick', still gets you cursed.
In fact, because you tried to cheat, the licking has been upgraded to sensual nibbling on your ears, shoulders, and toes, and despite it pleasing you greatly, your grandparents will be watching the whole ordeal, which will disgust and humiliate you.
>hostess
what?
the same. you?
Touch me and I will cut you
Whoa! Give me a piece of that ass! Plenty to go around.
>double lick
An octagon
>eightsided lick
>lick
>licking good
>lick
>lick
This, this is unacceptable.