Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Still here

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still here

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So long as you do it good.
>lick

When was the last time you spoke to her?

I knew you would! You love me!

is the licking finally over?

Yeah, I read about it earlier, but I haven't seen this video yet. There's no way the kids getting an audience with Trump. It's probably for some political statement, and if so he really should of outlined what he had to say in this video because Trump is a lot more likely to watch this then he is to actually set up a meeting with the lunatic.

Postan mitsuru

Doll claimed.

Well there must be some hidden taboo licking techniques somewhere.

Ah okay, I've never played it. Any good?

Especially a rom-com with Adam Sandler in it.

That's a surprisingly appropriate pic.

Jesus Christ what is that guy.

Seems like it..for now at least

I didn't made the jacket
Just casually dresing up

I plan on working on a cosplay for next year.. or Anime North Texas if I get the money for hotel/pass

yes, maybe

3 days ago

Ah well
rip Hannu anyway

This is the funniest thing, can 2016 get any crazier?

Best qt claimed

>Yuno
I guess? I can't into this rp stuff

My grandparents are dead though, ripperoni

Obvious joke is obvious
>read
Yea I saw that. Not a bad switch I must say
How have things been for you?

Lets try this again...

(Waifu Machine)
>Sill.
>1. A shelf or slab of stone, wood, or metal at the foot of a window or doorway.
Yeah, I can lick one.

(Mizore)
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on in the thread, I didn't ask to be licked!
>Yet.

(Shiro)
Well, it's clearly not working.

(Rem)
I can see that...

(Akiko)
>Not having an "i" button on your keyboard.
May I ask how this happened? Also read (Me).

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Same, I'm way into Video games, and a few others things.

Like I've been a fan of Godzilla movies since I was a kid, so that's another one, I'm super hyped for the latest movie.

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Umm... thanks?

>hotel
Last time we slept on the top floor. And going as Goku.
>tfw no triangle body

My day has been alright. Just resting up from a trip to Dublin yesterday, so I havent done too much.

That would make it more exciting

Hmm.. same time I spoke to her

You're boring

Damn it, right when I make a post. I guess I've been doing well.
>I have no regrets in switching, it was the one mistake to jump into /waifu/ a bit unprepared.

You went to ANT?

I plan to make Yuuki Terumi from blazblue

Was the trip fun at least?

ive been playing some witcher 3 of late. how about you? One scene out of the last godzilla made me laugh really hard. i didnt know there was a new movie.

And she was pretty pissed when she finally left. Deleted account or blocked

Hey what's up?
It was about time
>Too scared to post
As long as we don't mention it
>Bully-san

Nah, I'm just too aware of what's going on
I'm a writer and a poet, but not an actor

As long as the love is real, no regrets. I'm still head over heels with mine
>jump into /waifu/ a bit unprepared.
I think we were all unprepared tbh. These threads are a lot deeper than they appear to be

>liiiiiick

I've been to it about two years ago. Is fun, saw a guy with twenty foot sword, laser nipples, lewd cosplay, all good shit

Heh
True enough.
The moment I saw him I expected something ghastly.
Seems though it was made during his better days, even reminded me of his other movies from around that time that I love.

>TFW no real people on omegle
Why.I just want to talk to someone without the consequences of actually talking to someone

nothing. you feeling better?

Who was Hannu?

I'm back!
What's this about licking?

Very fun! I live out in a small town, so seeing such a large city was cool. Was checking out the University of Dublin. Hate how the summer is almost over already...

Hotaru/Nagato.

The guy may of been peaceful, but it's no surprise he was arrested. It is trespassing and putting other in danger after all.

When I say putting others in danger, they had no clue what his intentions originally were and either his equipment or him could of been a falling hazard to those below.

Stole your trips, fuccboi

I've been playing a bunch of Dark Souls, Metal Gear Solid, Shadow of Mordor, and a couple other games.

What part of the latest godzilla made you laugh?

And yes, there is a new one, it was made in Japan by Toho, called "Shin Godzilla"

Such a fine gentleman.

Uhh I still have her on discord.. perhaps you're blocked?
Apparently she actually likes me but wont admit why

Meh to each of their own

Dayum, all I see is skinny zabuza, some decent rwby and okay yunos
>The one cute yuno in a-kon had a yuki with him

Ah gotcha, not a cityboy uh?
Mmm personally Im ready for the fall.. 100 degree dry heat is not fun for ac work

If you posted before him and you got trips, that'd be stealing his trips, yes. But you didn't do that.

He was carrying a backpack, he's lucky he didn't get shot down.

>Not gaming
Who are you
I think I've puked half my body weight
Somehow feel better though
Don't even ask, last two threads were really weird
Whats up man?

Yes

I've seen some real nice Kill La Kill too.
>these people have like perfect skin and no blood pressure what the fuck

Claimed.

Yeah, I still have her, just try and send her something, some bot will tell you to fuck off kek
There goes your chance?

You are loved trips guy

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which dark souls and metal gear? shadow of mordor was fun. i liked the orc hiearcy system they had. it was a location they had that was so far off all i could do was laugh. so it wont come to the USA?
dont feel like it right now. ok just take care of yourself

If it's something kinky i must know.

Eh, not much. i just hate dinner and took a shower.

Ouch... 100 F with no air conditioning? Where do you live?

What's this about Kill La Kill.

Are we talking about Nui?

With him in any film recently it's like a seal of shitty quality. What movies are you thinking of? I've always had a soft spot for Happy Gilmore.

Truly the best of us.

Thats a damn shame

Oh shit I got the bot too
Ehh I didn't really took her seriously when she was claiming all that.. perhaps her hurt feelings were real when I made it so I didnt believe her?

Texas baby, I got air conditioning but my job is to fix/replace air conditioners.. imagine how much fun I have in the attic

I don't know if the guy thought climbing a Trump tower would gain Trumps attention, or if Trump was actually occupying the tower and he thought he could reach him.

Ryuko, transformation form. Can't remember the name for shit. There was some Non Non and crap another where some girl's breast was borderline exposed.

I'm trying to stay out of the sun and moisturize to get my skin the same. Not working.

I just came here for a blow job.

Dark Souls 1 and MgsV, the nemesis system is really fun, but it certainly had its faults.

It gonna come to USA in late 2016, and that's all the info I know, don't know if it's gonna be in theaters or on disc.

Although currently it's already out in Japan, and being dubbed to english by Funimation I believe.

Ow something happened?
Honestly I'm fine, I just think I caught a bit of a cold and ate too quick after
Everyone started licking each other, all the post were
>Lick
What did you eat?

If this post ends in a 1, you most show Waifu armpits.

What's this about non non

That's the one good thing about having mexican blood. Immunity to the sun but that doesnt mean it dont suck

So what's everyone doing right now?Besides /waifu/ of course. I'm searching for a non bot, non horny 12 year old on Omegle and reading The Cole Protocol while doing it.
>TFW no SeƱora Sies

wrong pic

oh so far off

The one from nudist beach. Not you.

Asians are naturally pale as fuck.

Mentally and physically prepping for A-Fest

Watching Dual Survivors.. thinking of walking after hearing some unfortunate news

No, you came here to get spooked.
>Boo!

>Stealing the trips guy's trips.
Dio did that once.

It's real this time, I swear! It was all to mess with Karen then, but he isn't here, so someone else can claim Yoko now.

Oh shit, Renge's in the house.
>I've became a heretic now, I used to be the Yoko user.

Listening to some music, making an edit of my waifu. It's also raining, may go stand outside.
youtube.com/watch?v=-5gk1aIDfX8

nice what boss and new game+? Metal Gear Solid V first half was pretty good the rest of it after the big boss kind of was ehh except that one bit. ok so like thanksgiving christmas time got it.
just feeling a little eh. ok take some cold medicine or something if you got it.

No i felt like being real this time. and usually i use confused karen

You mean the one where she turned into a monster?
That sounds cute.

I ate two cheeseburgers.

What are you listening to?

Well, found what was blowing the fuse...
>These are my brake lights

>Makoto

Pedo
Where are you from?

I'm watching The Mummy, but not at this instant.

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O no
Discount Yoko

Sadness

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Chen thread.
Noice.

No, her almost nude but not so nude form where Senketsu uses her blood as power. I think.

One off neck yourself

I wish I can see Non Non being followed by a Gundam because it's her mom.

If you obtained trips, then fair play and you have my respect.

However
I am no fuccboi and am no fan of such rogue like name calling.
So I ask politely of you to avoid the phrase.

Kind words good sir and they are much appreciated by myself.
Thank ye!

Sadly is the case today anyway. The trailers alone just make me wince at this point.

Was thinking of that movie as well in fact, as well as The Waterboy and The Longest Yard.
Always loved those three.

Karen's very confused.
About her surfacing desire to worship feet.

I can hardly imagine... a stuffy, dusty attic in Texas weather, must feel like hell!

Fuck off, loli whore

YOU MONSTER! You had the only developed Kinmoza character and you just threw that cute tooth bby away.

chris u havent been by for awhile. Lots of lolicon getting traded around here.

How is that pedo?
Texas

Tsukihi is best fire sister

Ow okay, I hope you will be feeling better soon.
It got really freaky after a while
Right now nothing, I'm watching anime
But today has been all about reminiscing
Listening to old shit I liked
What about you?

I'm not on New game+ yet I'm currently fighting Quelagg or what's her face.

And I definitely enjoyed Mgsv, even if the wind half of the story is complete bullucks.

And yes, hopefully around that time, I hope there won't be need of any delays.

I really love the new Shin Godzilla design, better then our Godzilla if you ask me.

No bulli plz

Hmm? You're going to Afest? You do realize its this weekend right?

It's hell indeed but the money is really good

Forgot to add, I feel like puking is necessary to rid my body of the illness I'm not feeling bad just sometimes i gotta puke

In that case, you came to the wrong neighborhood

That's a good mindset. I can't into it but I won't bother you either

Oh well it's nice to see you found your true one. First few weeks feel particularly good.
I'd see Yoko more as a daughteru than a waifu

I'm just hanging out here while uploading my next banter video. Not much else going on right now
>non bot, non horny 12 year old on Omegle
Implausible
Omegle is almost exclusively an erp site for 12-year old robots

Tell me all about it
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?

still early on. ever do a run before? if no what kind of build you got going?
oh well as long as you arnt forcing yourself to do it its fine.

Claiming Lilly~

For anyone that cares my college meeting went great. I scored the highest on the pre application exam(small school and very exclusive) than anyone has in 13 years.