Literal fag-fag here

Literal fag-fag here.

About to have sex for the first time tonight.

AMA/Advice thread?

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You need Jesus friend

Fap before so you arent anxious af and jizzin your pants.
Just keep your cool and you´ll be fine.

unless the guy likes that your new to it.

if he does then don't fap.

pic of yourself?

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When you're in the middle of getting plowed, say "oh, yeah, fuck my shitty asshole" and see if he gets all excited. Welcome to the wonderful world of crazy degenerates who pursue degeneration and coprophilia to get attention and pretend it's a lifestyle choice.

The pee goes in the butthole. Don't put the balls inside.

I'm a virgin, he's been with a few guys before. It's not been officially established but it's clear between us he's the top. I'm SUPER into this guy and I don't want to blow it cause I just love being with him.

I dont even with that? lolwut. Do you think gay people exist just because it irritates you?

it's not a lifestyle choice as you said. thats what norm fags started to say so they didn't have to feel like people are different from them. but gays don't ask for attention you give it to them because you think it's strange. it's normal for them

Eat da poopoo

So like OP here...

if I can be frank with you guys... I've used a dildo before. I love it. But I feel like I need to take it out every so often to let things like... relax? I don't wanna disappoint this guy by doing that kinda stuff.

Let him do whatever he wants. Be submissive.

This

That's my plan and my personality I guess I'm just nervous I guess...

if he knows you're new and likes it then don't fap before hand. just take it and relax your hole the whole time. don't tense up no matter what you do unless he forces you to. also for your first time always make it a boyfriend. never just some guy you like. if you do some random hot guy you'll regret it more after. but thats just most people's feelings. not the tards on Sup Forums : P

body? feet soles? dick? pics anything please

Whatever u do use lots of lube

YES, a good amount op. remember!

Use your hands.

I've got no comment for you. What do you want, someone to hold your hand and tell you you're doing the right thing?

You aren't. The power of a male is his ability to create and control his children. With your penis, you could create an army to do your bidding.

Instead, you are milking it for orgasms. You are seducing another man, another being capable of untold power with his penis, to deposit his seed where it will never take root.

I hope you are fucking a nigger at least, so that the possibility of him breeding is effectively zero.

You are wasting your power.

But, use lots of lube, I guess. Have him kiss your back and be really nice. Make it last, because it's never going to be anything more intense than an orgasm.

That's all you get, faggot, an orgasm.

It's a weird story but I've known him for going on 4 years now but he's been an "internet friend" you know? I've known for like three years I wanted to take him to pound town though but things just kinda changed and he moved and like.... eh... life story excluded. You know the feeling of love i'm sure, I dont have to explain it. Just everything he likes I like, everything I like he likes, I even dream of the guy.

God I'm pathetic ._.

I've received dailies reminders that my feelings are invalid from literally everybody having grown up in a religious family in the American south. Thank you for the reminder. I do not mind, I'll be invalid with him but i'll be happy. Are you happy?

It's the 21st century typical nu-male.
Completely feminized and looks for masculinity in men because he has none himself.

A mans anus is licked...like ice cream

like ice cream

If you're going to be a faggot, be the biggest, most degenerate and retarded faggot possible, get every form of incurable AIDS.

Because once I get to you, you'll wish you have died of AIDS.

I'm not exactly worried about a 400 pound diabetic brony on Sup Forums with autism.

Put a pistol in your mouth and save shaming your family for once. So maybe just once in your life they would be proud of you

Haha even a 400 pound diabetic brony would beat the fuck out of you, because he at least has some testosterone and a strong right arm from all the masturbating.

I'm a fascist, I live the fascist lifestyle, I am 10 times better than you boyfriend.

Why don't you post in /lgbt/? Oh wait then nobody would care you pathetic faggot

Your feelings are perfectly valid. I believe you are really into this guy.

I'm speaking as a faggot, someone who is genuinely gay and gets off on sissy shit.

Guess what, I've gone my entire life without ever giving in to being a homosexual.

I am married, and sexually fulfilled. You would be shocked at how a woman can fuck you, if she understands what you like.

I'm talking legs spread, getting pounded Amazon style, and not only does that sooth the homosex burn, but it is a perfectly acceptable way to produce children.

You've got options, and what you are doing is simply caving in to the stupid choices presented to you, rather than finding a way out of this hell.

I know it's hell. It sucks.

You have options besides having sex with men. You CAN be sexually fulfilled, and completely open with a woman.

I am doing it, it works.

So, am I happy? I am.

You can be happy too.

BIG BOY stormfront absolute HARD MOTHERFUCKER 11/10

god BLESS

I'm not attracted to women, why would I want that :P

>11/10
>not 88/14

At least try.

Faggot detected

But do you suck a good dick?

>not attracted to women

No, you just don't see women as a viable option, because of your crushing self esteem issues.

What woman would want you?

Truth is, you are attracted to women, but you've used some fairly impressive mental power to completely suppress that attraction, because you just feel ashamed and inadequate almost in real time as your self hatred kicks in.

You've trained yourself to be a faggot, and you've trained yourself to suppress natural attraction.

Do what you want, but at least be aware of what you did and are doing.

Is that what they teach you in church?

Also

>projecting

>never had sex with males
>no longer attracted to men
>married with the intention to produce as many children as possible

I'm a hhhuge faggot.

USE LUBE. LOTS OF FUCKING LUBE.

How much bleach can you chug in ten minutes?
Try it out and post results.

Church is for faggots.

I'm attracted to women now. It's pretty simple to change your sexual orientation when you're willing to admit that it is possible.

>projecting

Fuck you got me. I'm projecting.

The better question is, am I even a little close to the mark?

Fuck these assholes op. They are miserable neckbeard basement dwellers who have never had sex with anyone male or female. Do what is right for you. If you feel like this is what you want then by all means enjoy.

No

God I wish I was in your position :(

ahahahahaha ooh, looks like someone got a little salty ahahahahaha

>no

Well then, why don't you tell me the Truth about it then? Why are you attracted to men, and why are you repelled by women?

Don't tell me WHAT is attractive about them, tell me WHY you are attracted and repulsed.

>don't worry, I fully expect you to lie to protect your self esteem.

Take opiate painkillers(Prescription, not Tylenol or ibuprofren) It's good if you are a guy or girl. For guys it will make you last longer and make you a total stuff and for girls it will make it not hurt so much.

You're still a faggot

"natural attraction"
>implying homosexuality isn't natural
autist kill yourself

Yeah, but I didn't need to get on Sup Forums the first time my wife spread my legs and fucked me like a woman.

>fitemeirlfaggot

>fucked me like a woman.

Your penis is small we get it, you're still attracted to men

So you absolutely refuse to believe someone on this planet can have a different opinion than you?

That's kinda depressing... Not repulsed, just not sexually attracted too. So you think you're either sexually attracted to someone or disgusted by them? lol

>using quotation marks around Natural Attraction as if to imply it isn't a real thing
>is really using the argument there's no such thing as Natural Attraction
>is REALLY USING THE ARGUMENT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NATURAL ATTRACTION

Oh nigga i'm smiling

>small dick
>getting fucked Amazon position in any meaningful capacity

user, I don't think you know what you're talking about.

>not an argument
>not even attempting to answer the question

Are you really that insecure in your faggotry that you can't even answer WHY you are a faggot?

Come on, user, this is a Safe Space. Explore the issue a little, see if you're wrong about anything, see what you're right about.

Get to know yourself a little better, that's all I'm trying to help you do.

It's not retard.

>being this gay
Your are externalizing an internal struggle. No matter what you do, your gay thoughts will never go away. You should just give in to your secret gay desires, because you're not fooling anybody.

I wasn't using the argument that there's no natural attraction I was using the argument that natural attraction isn't necessarily heterosexual.
Nice strawman, dribbling spastic.

I'm not interested in trying to validate my life to a random internet stranger. Does that sound appealing to you, to try to justify your preferences to some anonymous nobody?

And I'm insecure....

>immediately resorts to insults

Faggots are so insecure. What's so frightening about asking and answering honest questions?

You don't need to defend true statements with insults, user. You don't need to defend the Truth with anything but a smile.

Are you smiling as you make your arguments?

Why are you attracted to men?

You're welcome to be wrong then, I guess.

>Having to sidestep because you're wrong
Must be tough being this stupid

Get AIDS

You're welcome to stay retarded. Some animals do gay shit but not in the same way humans do (attraction, pleasure)

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Where was the insult? You said I'm insecure because I don't want to try and validate myself to some homophobic troll. That doesn't sound fun to me, why would I do it?

But whatever thread is dying. Why're you attracted to women? See I think you're gay and you're trying to hide it because you can't be true to yourself. Why're you lying to yourself and having sex with women and fapping to women and fantasizing about being with women in the privacy of your home and mind when it's not what you want?

Do you see how that's demeaning to invalidate somebody like that? I'm sure you do since you're likely trolling but if YOU'RE happy with your life why're you trying to invalidate random internet people to feel better about yourself? I've never done that, that's a weird and foreign concept to me. If someone says "I like to drink tea" I dont think "pfft, yeah I bet you do liar!" I think "tea's not my drink of choice but that's cool man".

I don't get the fascination with breasts, I've never gotten along with a woman to the point I can imagine spending my life with them, I'm attracted to guys. Why are you not ok with that? Why do you even feel the need to have an opinion on that issue at all?

I don't know man life is short and people like their own thing, why can't you do your thing and let others do their thing? In the end does it even matter? Like are you looking for validation via numerical superiority as a straight guy, cause you have that.... or do you not understand same sex attraction? I dno't get opposite sex attraction but I'm not an ass about it you know?

What am I sidestepping omg you are so salty drink some water nigga

First, you are interested in validating your life to random internet strangers, you made this thread.

Second, let me offer you an olive branch. I fully expected you to deflect and avoid the questions I was asking. You don't have to tell me anything, but you'll end up asking yourself these questions to yourself regardless, because you are a faggot, and your low self-esteem won't allow you to let this go.

Third, I really do hope you have a nice time with your not boyfriend. You're not going to get a whole lot of physical pleasure from being fucked, it's all mental, so keep your mind off of things and it'll go great.

Animals do straight shit but not the way humans do.

Unless your dog is like "man I need companionship with a female dog and I'd like to raise some kids together, I'm not just emotionally fulfilled you know?"

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delete this

Validation and advice for a first timer are the same thing now?

I'm really hoping you're trolling. I'm like 99% sure but I think it's a self defense thing like "please god don't tell me people are really this close minded".

I guess that's the world we live in though. You do you, I'll do me... and we won't do each other. If you don't mind can you like... go back to a YLYL or trap thread or something?

Typical faggot posts thread seeking attention then gets butthurt and tries forcing his views on others when he calls out for being a retard. The only one seeking validation is you the other guy was just explaining you could live a happy and normal life if you werent so delusional.

either troll or retard, not worth anyones time either way

You weren't born gay you either got no attention from women or you hate then. Either way homosexualty is a mental illness and this natural thing you should be accepting of

Your pastor taught you this?

what makes your opinion worthwhile?

Science bitch, homosexualty isn't passed through genes so where does it come from then? its developed in early child hold some people get feet fetishes from a young age you probably got your dick sucked by a boy and thate all thst turn you on now. Your not special your retarded

>homophobic

oh no the dicks are touching i'm scared :(

>troll

I'm having a real discussion with you, user.

I'm attracted to women because I WANT to be attracted to women. I'm CHOOSING to be, and i'm imposing my will on my body.

I'm totally gay, I'm getting a boner at the idea of being in a little white see through outfit with a big boyfriend and sucking his cock every day when he gets home. That's the truth, i've got an erection just typing those words.

The thing is, I'm not locked into it. I just want to make sure you know that you don't HAVE to be a sissy la la homo. If you really know that, that you can totally be straight AND happy, then you'll have a fufilled and happy faggot life. Sure, you'll be wasting your potential, but that's your choice.

There's nothing demeaning about saying 'You don't have to do that, and it's a waste of your talent.' You are getting upset, because you are insecure about your choices.

Take control of your life. Understand yourself completely, and find REAL happiness.

user, I'm as open minded as it gets. I think it's a real waste to be a homo, and I think you'll be happier if you choose who you want to be, rather than just rolling with whatever life gives you.

But, as for advice for a first timer? I've had many a thing up my ass, been pegged by the wife. It's really all mental. Use lube, don't rush into it. Watch a movie, laugh and kiss. Touch eachother without restraint, and hold back on the actual insertion as long as possible.

And, life advice? Don't be a faggot, there are so many better options, and there are sexual positions with women that satisfy your urge to be fucked AND fuck at the same time. It's quite superior to anything sex between two males can produce.

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But seriously have fun and don't think about anything.

Holy god you sound disgusting. I'm headed out now so abandoning thread (you win if that makes you feel better) just please promise me you wash your hands before you go out in public.

Trolling or seriously mentally ill and insecure I do not know about you. Congrats, you win the little anonymous message board thing, or whatever. Going out for my date now, have fun like.... masturbating to MLP or whatever you've got planned lol

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>disgusting
>literally headed out to be a faggot and have sex with a man

nigga wut ahahahahaha

use your hips

Again with the amazon positions just kill yourself closet fag

not that user but what's wrong with the amazon thing?

>Sup Forums in a fag thread

What a surprise.