ITT we describe a movies plot as terribly as we possible can
>be me small town guy with loving family
>some shit happens and i have to move to the big city
>get a job offer to be in the blue man group
>fuckyeah.jpg
>so here i am ready to preform
>all of a sudden im getting shot at by arrows
>fuckthis.jpg
>run away and never look back
Apocalypto?
yup
>be me
>i protect the planet
>everyone else lives on a moon
>aliens attacked us
>they are still here
>im scared and confused
>be me, normal kid
>seniors are throwing a party
>jackpot.gif
>not invited
>fuck
>someone else is throwing a party
>invited
>fuck yea, this girl wants my dick
superman
>be me
>get raised by an old guy since childhood
>go to Tibet
>get taught by this master
>Master is now my enemy
>go back to my city
>kill my Master in my city after he nearly gassed my city
I wanna say superbad but idk..
i highly doubt it
Batman
The Fresh Prince, a crocodile, a man who throws those australian frizbees, and a clown girl team up to fight a magical Cara Delevigne.
correct
you're terrible at terrible movie description threads
Not greentext but fucking great
Suicide Squad. (terrible movie tbh)
>badass cop is badass
>it's a trap
>an hero?
>tv series
>be woman
>be pregnant for 13 months
>alone in spaceship
>struggle_is_realz
>Be me
>A prince
>Father gets stabbed in the belly on a event
>Becomes king
>Explores the world
>Travels south with thousands of soldiers killing persians and barbarians
>Some gay kissing
>Some rape man on women action
>Go face to face against an elephant on horse
>Gets an arrow in the chest
>Survives
>Returns home after 12 years
>Gets poisoned
>Dies
superman
Show us how it's done then you fucking cunt
It was Oblivion
superman
WOAH THERE PARTNER
>watch your language
alexander?
Eww stop it
Correct
>girl lives with family
>girl in forest
>shit goes down
>brother jacks off an dies
>girl goes to heaven
The house of wax
Fuck off you stupid nigger, I'll at least get something write if I keep saying superman.
superman
i got this
>was a slave
>no longer a slave
that sounds like a hell of a movie
thats the tom cruise shit right?
Alexnder
12 years a slav?
Dejango Uncharted
>WW2
>stargate
>time dihallation
>in sequel no time dihallation
>prof xavier walks kinda weird
>the lion is god or some shit
nope
Nope try again
>Be me
> A disgusting ugly creature with a camel back
>I ring bells for a living.fuck.yeah
>Only visit i have is once every 1 year by my evil adoptive parents
>Haven't left my house in 20 years
>Goes to the market
>People throws rotten tomatoes at me
>Sexy lady with black hair saves me and puts me into the friendzone
>girl super pissed at older brothers BF
>sends him to jail
>dude dies in war
Hunchback of Notre Dame
nunchback of hotre nam
*sisters BG sry
*sisters BF
That was a really good movie actually.
Nope
> jackie chan
>mom gets insane
>son goes insane
>mom kills dog
>both fine
>be middle aged loser
>other middle aged loser moves in
>rub balls on drums
>punch brother and fuck his wife
>crushed alive by bunkbed
>wipe ass with carpet
>eat dog shit
>be me
>transported to some other word
>have to deal with space niggers
>fuck up ginger
romeo must die
>be me went to a zoo
>cunt aunt runs the place and ignores me most of the time
>end up stealing a fucking hamster ball
>shit goes south
>ofuckmomsgonnakillme.jpg
>open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
> Be the key to destruction
> Spend the day with 6/10 chick and cats
> Eats a lot
> Fuck these machines and this pretentious prick
Step brothers
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Yup, easy
Django Unchained
The fifth element
>be me
>shit nigga im in jail
>get raped
>befriend nigger
>be me
>lost my mom when i was young
>live with my father
>treats me like a baby
>one day, disobeyed him
>get kidnapped by this man
>get locked up in some cage
>pretend to die so i get out of the cage
>success.jpg
>find my father
>live happily ever after
winrar
Jurassic world
Clearly Avatar
>be me
> teach a group of stupid ass kids to preform music
> 1 boy stands out from the rest
>sick ass drummer
rapunzel
American history x
That movie with Edward Norton, American story x I think
...
indiana graveyard movie somethinsomethin spielberg
Highschool rock with Jack Black?
False
Whiplash.
Make it harder faggot.
The Golden Child
jack black musical school
nope
nope
whiplash
>home alone
>mom gets home
>kill mom
>happy family
..correct.
lassie?
superman 2
>be me
>find oil
>duke it out with some faggot preacher
>milkshakes
>bowling pins
Shawshank?
Tangled
Narnia?
>698888888
The guy wasnt raped in Shawshank you fuckin nimrod.
>have doggo
>shoot doggo in face at end
>looser dreaming to be a cowboy thug
>joins a gang
>shoots people from the back of their head
>has a big pecker for his size
>keeps shooting people from the behind
>gets famous for shooting the right people in the back.
>opens a bar
>nobody likes him
>someone walks in the bar he owns and shoots him
>15 years
>Dickshit
>Masked man knows knife kung-fu
>Masked man blows shit up to opera music
>Masked man is actually masked woman
>Internet fags use my image for lulz
niggers in space
> Be an office rat
> I shouldn't be here
> Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die , die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
> Saves the day
In which case, shawshank redemption?
u still suck - the movie
>small mongo ape
>cant talk
>wanna hide fruit
>complications
>four million sequels
Yeah he was you fucking retard
U r correct
Filth
I think you meant