/cum/

We're all gonna make it edition

Getting some 'za tonite

A thread that isnt an absolute shit or a gimmick, well done OP

bet she's cheating on him with a bullfrog

Awww Pepe :3

>Alright guvnor it seems as if you've got into some hubble bubble, mind if I take a glance at your autochariot license
What do?

When I see your smile, it makes me want to cry.
When I hear your voice, it makes me weak and I...want to hold you close to me and whisper in your ear: "...all I need is here...the moon, the stars and you.."

My mom's getting really upset because the fire alarm keeps going off
I'm scared I'll be a victim of her rage

who's the meme on the left?

>anime watching faggots and pedophiles
>red pilled

You are the degeneracy.

nothing a proper bitchslap couldn't fix

Shoot him

Well he does seem to be a manlet

>slav
Go worship dead socialist losers elsewhere.

which arm does he masturbate with

*doesn't make it*

Wtf dude
They're in love

He's a proxy, ignore. Posts under swiss flag as well

no

How do you know it's a proxy?

get gassed goof
I only post under the czech flag now. I live in Prague.

just backtrace the IP and you will see, it's fairly easy to figure out

>tfw no pepe gf

I have gargantuan beef nipples

My mom doesnt seem to get that she can just take the batteries out of the alarm

What was it

Kek if you really do then we might cross paths, I'm studying in Prague from August to Christmas this year

>backtrace the IP
your lies don't intimidate me, chow mein jew

>mom you can just take the batteries out
>OH SO YOU WANT ME TO DIE IN A FIRE?
Every fucking time

what do u do for fun? (besides sitting on the computer watching anime)

I fap

It's like 30€ to get to Prague, let's walk along the Vltava together and gaze at QT Korean girlfeet when it's still sandal weather in August.

That's cool, I live in Paris, Kentucky.

really hope 2017 is year of the gf

Are there korean girls there?

it won't be because you won't try

Yeah, tourists. Masses of them. Prague is super touristy.

No you live in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania.

Did you just hack me?

I would say but hanging out with a footfag with yellow fever probably isnt the best idea

There are a lot of vietnamese

>not watching anime

do you ever go outside?

Could you post examples of good korean girlfeet?

To go to walmart yeah

what is a "trade school"?
its it like some kind of college?

A school where you learn trades

Aren't you in Frankfurt? I should have visited and sharted in your house when I had the chance.

Essentially, but they teach your trades obviously.

>asian feet and nig twitter memes

does foot"king degenerate"kraut have any real hobbies?

>use duolingo for two hours
>become 15 percent fluent in italian
Wtf? So I could learn the entire language in a day?

Schools that focus on actual jobs. University and College make you take classes that aren't related to your major.

Trade schools focus on becoming an electrition, for example.

>tfw texan but no gun

are we really going to make it

Ma è lui o non è lui?

>younger brother thinks there's a rivalry between him and his more successful older brother
>it actually only exists in his head
>he has a mostly empty house but the few things he does own are pretty nice
>he sleeps on an expensive mattress on the floor because he couldn't afford a good bedframe after he got his mattress
>he owns his own business but most of his money comes from selling to his older brother's more successful business
>he's a bit bitter about his brother taking over their father's business when he retired
Remind you of any country, /cum/?

>peepee the meemee frog

Vietnamese are what is keeping Czechs alive. They run all those small supermarkets, vital to small towns and villages.


yes
yes, too bad I would have ate up every last bit.

Si! E' lui!

The American Revolution was NOT a mistake

The Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle version of "A Whole New World" is undeniably the best one.

Mmm very nice

this pic is pretty qt

yes indeed

kek nice meme bud

What do you do in the Prague? Supposedly they are in dire need of professionals

Two seats please

>electrition
user

Guitar riffs are better than sex

drum solos are better than both

What sort of professionals?

Who here likes RWBY

t. Oogo Dongo, Leader of the Bongo tribe

>What do you do in the Prague?
I work in a processing plant and drink a lot of beer

Not sure, it's something I heard in passing

Last time I went to Prague there was this American couple (late 40s maybe, not obese) behind me on the bus and every 2 minutes the woman started fiddling around on her phone and trying to play a video but it always started playing with max volume and it always took her 10 seconds to figure out how to close it and they were very loud in general. By the fifth time I turned around and told her to stop being a fucking nuisance.
After that it was quiet but like 5 minutes later the guy starts going "excuse me...excuse me sir"
and I go "yes?"
"sorry but didn't your parents teach you any manners?"
I told him "well if you had any you wouldn't have annoyed the whole bus with your phone in the first place"
THAT sure showed them.
When we left for the train station I just gave him an "enjoy your stay".
American assholes.

What is this picture supposed to tell me.

I think my old boss at work was a literal psycpath

Are your poor as shit?

>his fighter doesn't have a laminar flow airfoil
hehe cute plane, kid

i'm bebi
destroyer of worlds
king and death to worlds

Why does this image make me feel so warmhearted

Hallo

C U M B A B Y

i put a bunch of curly fries on my plate but now i remember that I hate curly fries

Kill yourself

sleep bebi

It's pepe's expression but I think it's out of place having the girl holding an ice tea

hi bebi

remember son, it thrives on (You)s

you've crossed the line, onion-breath

t. Jeff Coleman, accountant by day and struggling guitarist desperately grasping at his youth by night

>playing beat the autist on an east siberian tentacle porn booru

That the economy of the czech republic has nothing to do with vietnamese shopkeeps
I'm alright 2bh
looks unaesthetic as fuck if you ask me

The fuck am I looking at?

Actually I don't, I thrive on the appreciation of fellow foot connoisseurs here.

When did I imply that.

>when a Dicks-E replies to my post

t. Nancy Green, wife ashamed of her balding husband and wishes she never got married

Is your name Harold?

...

No, thank god

ok.... ZZZzzzZZZ