Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
I tried so hard and didn't get very far.
Kurumi is still the best
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I'm bored
Off I go
cute butt
Welcome back, sexy. I miss having my big bulge deep inside that small, tight little pussy. It barely fits. I love being able to see my big bulge inside your tummy, it must feel huge inside you. I love when you grip the base as I fuck you and jerk me off while you use the other hand to fondle my balls.
Claimed.
Claiming Lilly ~
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Excessive masturbation and high school. I started a year late because I was a scared bitch back when I was supposed to start.
zRIEIEEIEIEIEIIEIE
let me guess Hurst?
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I'm not from Fort Worth
Also
>Anywhere in south America
>Remotely good
Kek.Why do you think I'm not going to Rio?
I'm like, tanned.
Biology is relatively simple, aiming specifically for genetics.
Calamity-masu'd
(Yuno)
Why thank you, have you heard any Kirby tracks before? what are your favorites.
My brain is full of fuck
Laura Bodewig the heretic, reporting for duty!
>I downloaded quite a few pictures last night but am still in the file renamming process as we speak.
>9016
Don't see what's so special about your digits. That's why not.
Akiko claimed
>Laura
Your waifu a cute, but also badass
I like her
Best asymmetrical waifu
perhaps add some off to that fuck
>had to fucking restart browser to post this
>would have gotten first post if not
Name them as you download them.
Saber claim
I'm back and ready to bake
Nah.Its not any of the big three either
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So hostile to me
I have the best filenames.
discount filenames
Doll claimed.
You getting up to much Shizu?
That sounds like a plan.
Fair enough, what matters is you're doing it now.
And in the end it wasn't very important.
Confirmed by best incestuous, but not really waifu
Indeed
worst everything else though
Sometimes. I don't really remember, because I just listen to random nintendo songs
However I love this one though by far my favourite
youtu.be
>he thinks his mortal mind has even the slightest understanding of what 'everything' means
sure
Along with that they also pride themselves on high job placement percentages so they help find jobs for me so I could have a job right out of college
Haruna claimed.
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I am diagnosing you with 8th grade syndrome.
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do you want me to make ur gene pool bigger?
Best Kongou class tbh
That one is amazing, though i prefer this version.
>8th grader/12-year old meme
Could you have picked a more overused target?
Saber a cute
implying something?
That's a pretty cute ship
I don't follow.
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>WAIT YOU DONT LIVE IN A BIG CITY????
>FUCKIN LIAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OK buddy
You have good taste, I like you.
Thanks! Akiko is a cute too
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Hah, Sounds beyond grim then.
Hope ye enjoy it anyway if ye ever get around to watching it. And yeh, come to think of it the plots do overlap quite a bit, heh.
He seemed to have a habit of playing characters with very similar personalities around this time I think as well.
>INB4 the ''lewd'' version
OniAI writers are shit
Despite her sluttiness, I agree.
>33% Texas
>39% other states
>Total of 74% US
>6% Bongland
>12% Other Europe
>Total of 18% Yuropoors
>6% Africa
>6% South America
>Total of 12% liars
Texas stronk
calm down what is wrong with you
The joke was that '8th grader' and '12-year old', specifically, are the most common age groups to be used in a condescending statement and/or insult.
>Getting straight to the point.
Why thank you, my dear Akiko.
Renaming files as I go along isn't an option when you're on mobile.
Hello
Abyssal Amatsu
No you
>Post that precious Akiko smile gif
Doing well?
I don't know if I want to answer to that.
Texas is overlord of /waifu/
Texas is shit.
Best state.
If all the Texans were taken out, it might bump up to be in the 'alright' category.
Hey my happily married wife~
Do you know what Chuunibyou is? I wasn't calling you an 8th grader.
spooky 89 cent bote
nice feet
18% needs to go to bed
I can see why you would, it's a bit more of an orchestra
However why I like my version it gets me pretty excited
>Fast paced
fucking disgusting
Taking this one
I'm not one of them!
89 cent bote is adorable, not spooky
>hair version
I want to squeeze her hair
Well that's good then, guessing they have a lot of links in industry stuff then? That's pretty helpful.
Nigga she gon drown.
Spook ^
Truly was a trying time.
I'll let you know If I catch ya after I've watched it. You're right, he did go after a certain type of role repeatedly. I'd rather him play the same role a lot than have him recreate Jack and Jill though.
Hey Syndra.
So yeah, here's new cancer
>Akiko is a cute
Yer damn right she is
How long have you been here? Or is my memory being a shit again?
Plot was pretty stupid but she still a cute
You know me, I like what I like. And I like what I see.
This one?
Hi Satan
>Calls someone out on spook
>666
A lot.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Texas, you little cuck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Texas Militia, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on California, and I have over 300 confirmed barbecues.
I am trained in propane warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Texan armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Republic Of Texas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my truck.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of me and a few friends and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, liberal.
Yeah, a little on the tired side. What about you?
That is a mildly terrifying bote...
I just finished that anime a little while back. It was rather funny. I just started posting last night.
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u are summoning Shitpost nigger, be careful
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No the one with the pretty glowing eyes
Satan trips confirm
Yes you are that image is proof
Eating dinner then going back to league or WoWS
doll
kek
More gets.
Noice pasta
Shitposting on Sup Forums is normal. And in Moot's words, complaining about the quality of a post on Sup Forums is like complaining about a garbage can is full of garbage.
Don't call me a liberal you little fuck.
This gif is great
Undertandable, the fast paced one is pretty good as well.
How about this?
Also, Nebraska > Texas.
>that anime
Lucky Star or KanColle anime?
Anyways, welcome to the threads. Akiko-user, pleased to make your acquaintance. You'll fit right in
I'm pretty surprised you knew Akiko
Did I get it right this time?
>111 posts later
Right next to each other too
isn't it both at the same time?
>what happened to her eye rattle
>called a liberal by a jew lover
How can you fall for it that bad?
OH TOMMY KOKO~
I WANT TO LICK YOU ALLLLL!!
I don't remember marrying you!
>666
Next post
>777
Good teamwork.
That just shows I know a spook when I see one.
Lookin a lil bloody there.
That's pretty grim.
Moogs. What's shakin?
I'm not sure what it confirmed, but it did.
Hello
Yea i like this
Kinda reminds me of legend of Zelda
>Now that some good music
Got a favourite piece from that series?
If you like what you see, do you want to see more?
Whatever you say, Satan
How's the best doll?
This bote is adorable, not terrifying in any way, shape or form
First time seeing ya, you're new?
I don't see any spooky stuff in that image
Adorably spooky?
claimed
I know it's copypasta.
YES
That's a smile to protect
Hey I had to make that one.
Don't be a liberal you little fuck
>Nebraska
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.What is there to do in Nebraska?Besides flying over it or shucking god damn corn.Is the population even to quadruple digits?