Someone help me get her naked. I am good looking but mildly autistic
Someone help me get her naked. I am good looking but mildly autistic
Future ex fuck buddy then?
dope. i'll try this
by the way, she said that because in my profile I say that "i'm looking for my future ex wife"
lets just cut to the chase. Can we fuck?
failed thread is failing op
The only thing I'll split are those legs
Just said that. Hopefully she responds
Fuck off space niggers
Sorry I'm just insecure and really doubt I'll have a marriage that won't end in divorce.
Post pics nigger
Ask her "can I see you nude?"
Let me at that poop chute
I have a micropenis, I hope you're okay with that
What app is this
Honestly I don't think this relationship will work out, knowing me I will probably get a divorce if we ever get married anyways.
>check em
bumble
Let's cut the small talk and just fuck already
So, a threesome with the kids?
Roll
Yeah I eat booty on the first date. So what?
You cuck
Winrar! Include pic of you tounging your fingers.
Win
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Winrawr
I remember this. Roll
OP is a fag
Piss
I'm too much of a Sup Forumseta faggot to come up with a coherent statement to send you, so I asked a bunch of sociopaths to help me. Include pic of you spilling spaghetti out of your pockets.
send nudes or harambe memes
Roll
can you touch my little willy. can i touch your daddys willy? i like willys all over my face.
u hav nice face can i shit on it
Y'all can crash on the moon.
checked. op deliver
let me feel the titty.
Deliver, faggot.
I'm sorry but I no longer have any need to continue speaking to you. My body pillow just arrived and trust me, in one week it's going to be solid. This thing will shatter if I drop it. Your pussy is no longer flavortown.
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this to get laid
this for keks