IMAGINE YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MAN (WE ALL KNOW /B IS FULL OF FAGGETS)

IMAGINE YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MAN (WE ALL KNOW /B IS FULL OF FAGGETS)

WHO WOULD YOU KISS?
WHICH ELECTION WOULD MAKE YOU LESS GAY?
WHY?

B. but a lot will say neither.

COME ON GIVE ME YOUR BEST ANSWERS. OR ARE YOU CONFUSED?

B, but i dont mind admitting that im a bit of a faggot

I would rather suck the dick on the right and swallow her cum than have to look at that thing on the left any longer.

A is a man and B is a woman. Therefore B.

B but I'm a fairly straight femanon

>woman
Kek

This user knows

wut

B.
Who cares if there is a penis, as long as that thing doesn't go inside of me i'm ok with it.

right with boner

>man with a vagina is manlier than all of Sup Forums

lemmie brake this down
>A is a gay man
>B is a gay man
so both?

Kalindra is hot af

I can't understand why a biological female would make herself into a disgusting freak like that. Nobody wants to fuck that. It's disgusting to look at that bald head and hairy body and mangina. .. i'm a misandrist, i'm aware. I am male too. and I hate myself, and my body, and won't ever understand trans-men. ... at least this shows how much not-a-faggot that i am.

>>A is a gay man
>>B is a gay man
sense not found 404

both fucking distrusting i want to puke i cant even fucking open that image

I'd tear that pussy up, so A.

all i would do is turn 360 degrees and walk away

Don't forget that not choosing means you want A but with B's penis so he can tear apart your boypussy, but you don't want anyone to know, like in the cases of these three colossal faggots.

Your logic applies that if b is a gay man, than a is a gay female.

Kill both. The rest of us procreate and these losers bodies are crop feed in the fields.

>kiss

already gay

well would you consider option a a woman?

Obviously B. You're not fucking them or getting anywhere near their genitals so it doesn't really matter. If everything about her appears female besides her genitals it doesn't make you gay.

kissless virgin confirmed

>projecting so hard you can walk through walls

>already gay
Bend over and lube up!

OP here. Nah, thing is kissing only implies the face and makes it more confusing than if I would have written "fuck"

I would not kiss either. They're both gross.

Then STFU and do anal!

I would kiss B, right on the asshole.

fag

You would let b go balls deep in you faggot

I'm straight but I choice B because she looks more like a woman than A

tonguefucking faggot confirmed
it's called first base for a reason

what if you and A and B are the last humans and you need someone to sleep with.

You idiots do realize you have the option to not choose either, right? I'd rather not kiss a mentally handicapped freak of nature

360?? You gonna end up looking right at the you dummas.

>kiss a on forehead

what about any of this is confusing?

>Both are guys

Obviously the one on the right. He at least looks feminine, and you can pretend and tell everyone you thought it was a girl.

I mean, I'd fuck the shit out of both of them

both make you gay, there is no less gay. nether is the only option for the ungay

>right at the you dummas

you are straight, you have to kiss someone that looks like a woman but has a dick or someone that looks like a man but has a vagina.

>>Both are guys
wot? if B is a boy then A is a girl.

Colossal faggots as per That was the true test, and you failed it, congrats on getting out of the closet though.

the edge is severe

Not choosing is the actual gay option my man of african descent.

I am a straight male. I am not attracted to the body hair, bald head, and other masculine traits of option A, and I am not attracted to the dick on option B, therefore neither. I like females with functioning breasts, long hair, no facial and body hair, and a vagina.

I would do either to be honest.

>Bi master race

Look, another faggot.

idk why you cucks are so concerned with all of this

that samefag though
>inb4 photoshopped screenshot

>functioning breasts
wat

kissing a man with a masculine vagina or a woman with a feminine penis.
clearly, the straight man would choose the latter.
plus kalindra is waifu tier

The breasts of a female, you know, the ones that make milk.

Neither.
Real men are for pleasure. Real women are for procreation

Im not, Im just doing this for fun. I like the little caos these things cause in some minds.

not all female breasts make milk

How about neither since both are obviously freaks with mental illnesses?

One you have shit taste and the other one you are gay.

hate retards like you

Neither

you mean breast without plastic. So you wouldnt lick 90% of hot women breast you see on TV right?

since both are male would it even matter?

>caos
the wot m8?

what makes one of these two male makes the other one female.

name of b?

Fun fact: Transgender women can lactate.

Seriously, Google it.

they can also pee standing up.

...

...

...

Take both home and fap while they fuck each other.

all that applies to women too though

men not on hormones too

virgin detected

I would do so many things to B that'd go way beyond kissing.

In theory, in practice your dick shrinks from estrogen use and so you end up making a mess trying.

Plus why stand when you can sit?

Given that I have been with both a FtM and a MtF, it is a question of focus If you are, or identify as, a man...
>kissing a manly face makes you gay.
>Going for pussy without caring about face/body makes you straight, but desperate
>Kissing a feminine face makes you straight
>Looking for any hole to get off in is an act of animal desperation to breed, but is not gay or straight.
>If you prefer a girl with a penis more than a girl with a vagina you are going gay
>If you prefer a man with a vagina over a man with a penis, you are just confusing yourself
>If you prefer men over women, you are gay

Kalindra Chan

Good, thorough explaination

because a lot of men don't fall for the 'if you say neither you are insecure' bullshit.

Traps are an acquired taste.