ITT: we explain a movie's plot terribly and others have to guess what movie it is. Last thread was deleted

ITT: we explain a movie's plot terribly and others have to guess what movie it is. Last thread was deleted

kid trolls the shit out of two guys

Home alone

Homo Alono

>Leather fetishist fights pale skeleton and man with multiple personality disorder.

Batman

> watery tart and gold digger makes a deal with obvious feminist to snag a husband but gets carbs and loses her voice along the way.

Crabs*

>fat americans go to island and get attack by big black thing

guy has to save his father from pseudo evil genius and king midas

BBW vs BBC Round 3

religiousfucks get exposed

Nicolas Cage is Nicolas Cage but then he's Not anymore, but then is again.

Ghost rider

cheeseburger discussion leads to murder

Faceoff?

King kong

no

Pulp Fiction

ding ding ding

nailed it

Yes

Normie realises he's the chosen one and teams up with a colorful group of characters travelling across the universe to defeat a guy in a suit.

Matrix

Nope

Face Off

Two men fight over whats right until they realize it was a big misunderstanding.

spy kids 3

star wars a new hope?

all jokes aside, that's the lego movie

Nah

Fight Club

Bitch, you guessed it.
You was right.

I think you're right. Or maybe Guardians of the Galaxy?

Guy forced to flee city he lives only in to return later with old man and blow city up.

Man gets new glasses and runs out of candy, causing him to go on a killing spree

Here's a good one. You'll never guess it.
>Adam sandler has it all and then loses it all and then gets it all back but even better than before.

Nothing is real, only slow motion kung fu and endless waves of men in suits.

I don't know but it sounds amazing.

Mr. Deeds

Matrix

concierge and sandnigger steal a painting and go on the run. hilarity ensues

Oops..

Guy forced to flee city he lives in, only to return later with old man and blow city up.

Matrix

Caucasian male's leg strength is called into question

Grand Budapest Hotel

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They live?

Nope

Person becomes a cop. They team up with a partner. Chaos ensues.
>Good luck

little mermaid

ez

matrix

Yep, try this one, hope it's not too hard...


Are you ready?


Dinosaurs.

Ride along?

pixels

Not op but I think you may be right

Not even close

Um, all buddy cop movies? How about Zootopia?

yes

God dammit no

billy madison?

>p
yay

Well done.

Kid getting bullied becomes old man's slave.

You got it

rush hour?

I was right, that movie is great!

Click?

>normie learns monsters exist and shags dracula's daughter

This one is easy:
>no real plot
>half of the movie is character introductions/backstory

if you didnt get it yet...
>some sheeboon creates a problem and has to get saved by the people that are part of the problem

Nice thumb nail, loser!

Australian guy almost loses his job for hanging out with an old friend and helping the government.

Running man?

It's only cause I have kids :)

karate kid, easy.

Karate kid

Click

Sup Forums: the movie

Ss

Gg

karate kid

>foreign blockbuster
>in Atlantic
>monotony breaked up by storms and attacks
>almost sunk, repaired at sea bed
>air raid ironically ends the movie

Dinosaur?

White men can't jump. Kek

yep. at least I didn't see bad in 3d or give money to the dickheads that made the new ghostbusters I guess.

CHOPPER! Fucking great movie

hotel transsexuals

>bad guys
>save the world
>puddin'

Person goes on a boat and gets their shit ruined.

Yes. Good work.

Pretty boy who hangs out with fucking fairies has to fight the devil to save his girlfriend.

Hotel Fagsylvania

some guy can't remember shit and kills his "friend"

Checked. Spotlight

>entire movie is in an upside down ship

the old man and the sea

Stoners go out to eat.

Ha! Good call.

>two cowboys are faggots

titanic

Bourne Identity?

ss already got done

Titanic

Nope