ITT: we explain a movie's plot terribly and others have to guess what movie it is. Last thread was deleted
ITT: we explain a movie's plot terribly and others have to guess what movie it is. Last thread was deleted
kid trolls the shit out of two guys
Home alone
Homo Alono
>Leather fetishist fights pale skeleton and man with multiple personality disorder.
Batman
> watery tart and gold digger makes a deal with obvious feminist to snag a husband but gets carbs and loses her voice along the way.
Crabs*
>fat americans go to island and get attack by big black thing
guy has to save his father from pseudo evil genius and king midas
BBW vs BBC Round 3
religiousfucks get exposed
Nicolas Cage is Nicolas Cage but then he's Not anymore, but then is again.
Ghost rider
cheeseburger discussion leads to murder
Faceoff?
King kong
no
Pulp Fiction
ding ding ding
nailed it
Yes
Normie realises he's the chosen one and teams up with a colorful group of characters travelling across the universe to defeat a guy in a suit.
Matrix
Nope
Face Off
Two men fight over whats right until they realize it was a big misunderstanding.
spy kids 3
star wars a new hope?
all jokes aside, that's the lego movie
Nah
Fight Club
Bitch, you guessed it.
You was right.
I think you're right. Or maybe Guardians of the Galaxy?
Guy forced to flee city he lives only in to return later with old man and blow city up.
Man gets new glasses and runs out of candy, causing him to go on a killing spree
Here's a good one. You'll never guess it.
>Adam sandler has it all and then loses it all and then gets it all back but even better than before.
Nothing is real, only slow motion kung fu and endless waves of men in suits.
I don't know but it sounds amazing.
Mr. Deeds
Matrix
concierge and sandnigger steal a painting and go on the run. hilarity ensues
Oops..
Guy forced to flee city he lives in, only to return later with old man and blow city up.
Matrix
Caucasian male's leg strength is called into question
Grand Budapest Hotel
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They live?
Nope
Person becomes a cop. They team up with a partner. Chaos ensues.
>Good luck
little mermaid
ez
matrix
Yep, try this one, hope it's not too hard...
Are you ready?
Dinosaurs.
Ride along?
pixels
Not op but I think you may be right
Not even close
Um, all buddy cop movies? How about Zootopia?
yes
God dammit no
billy madison?
>p
yay
Well done.
Kid getting bullied becomes old man's slave.
You got it
rush hour?
I was right, that movie is great!
Click?
>normie learns monsters exist and shags dracula's daughter
This one is easy:
>no real plot
>half of the movie is character introductions/backstory
if you didnt get it yet...
>some sheeboon creates a problem and has to get saved by the people that are part of the problem
Nice thumb nail, loser!
Australian guy almost loses his job for hanging out with an old friend and helping the government.
Running man?
It's only cause I have kids :)
karate kid, easy.
Karate kid
Click
Sup Forums: the movie
Ss
Gg
karate kid
>foreign blockbuster
>in Atlantic
>monotony breaked up by storms and attacks
>almost sunk, repaired at sea bed
>air raid ironically ends the movie
Dinosaur?
White men can't jump. Kek
yep. at least I didn't see bad in 3d or give money to the dickheads that made the new ghostbusters I guess.
CHOPPER! Fucking great movie
hotel transsexuals
>bad guys
>save the world
>puddin'
Person goes on a boat and gets their shit ruined.
Yes. Good work.
Pretty boy who hangs out with fucking fairies has to fight the devil to save his girlfriend.
Hotel Fagsylvania
some guy can't remember shit and kills his "friend"
Checked. Spotlight
>entire movie is in an upside down ship
the old man and the sea
Stoners go out to eat.
Ha! Good call.
>two cowboys are faggots
titanic
Bourne Identity?
ss already got done
Titanic
Nope