Whats the weirdest dream you ever had /b?

Whats the weirdest dream you ever had /b?
>Dreaming I'm a snake
>Dumb snake bitch wants the d
>Don't know how snake sex works.
>See snake pussy
>Whip out snake dick.
>Try to put it in but can only get the tip in b4 it slips out
>Wake up
>MFW I can't even get snake pussy in my dreams and I don't even like snakes.

Why do I fap to everything?

I like to have dreams I get into fights with Kangashkan so that that doesn't happen

Fighting Kangashkan prevents snake sex?

kekd

It's not/supposed to be possible to catch him in poke'mon red ._. It's a fairly complex subconscious thing (I don't know the specific word but it's in the vein of inspiring[
"]) because of the name
Not that that's the only way to do that, usually they don't use vidya I'm sure

Yesterday I pushed ctrl shift tab and scroll lock came on

wut?

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MFW someone tries to out MS Paint shitpost me.

I hurt my back drawing with ap encil today ._.

I dont remember

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There is awhole bunch of porn in that sorry

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>Op tells story about trying to have sex with snake
>Afraid a story with porn is crossing a line
>kek.

my mother in my bed nude in doggy position.
and i go to town

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