Post your country's throne. We'll sometimes talk about crowns, but I've never seen a throne thread

Post your country's throne. We'll sometimes talk about crowns, but I've never seen a throne thread.

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Cool throne but you know that Brazil is a literal third world shithole right.

I really hate what Sup Forums has become over the two last years.

Well that was rude.

>be germany
>have a president instead of a monarch
how embarrassing

So about those 15 million Congolese

dis

Fuck off

>be new zealand

how embarrassing

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Now you've done it. You know how overly sensitive the Americups are. Just leave him alone.

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Breddy good, Leopold "need a hand?" II was the best king.

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I laugh at those people too.

I live in a city where most people keep healthy so I only ever get to see them when I visit my family out in the country, usually on holidays. It's a real treat.

make fun of me now

A chocolaty treat, perhaps?

Here is ours, it looks pretty comfy desu.

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>be sweden
>get meme'd on by autists on Sup Forums
>don't let it get to you because you live in a clean, safe first-world country
can't make this shit up

there was a time

Literally Dictator Tier:

timeline.com/donald-trump-gilded-chair-c93510cc8f40#.z2kqgncf2

I actually like new zealand. I just couldn't resist making the easy obvious joke.

speaking of sensitive, is this also your reply? I knew it had to be an australian filling his computer up with these pics. you guys have fucked abbos, i'm sure youd think blacks are the cream of the chocolate crop.

>Leopold "need a hand?" II
fucking kek

Thanks queen Victoria for the desk

nigga had to know it was a bad photo shoot but did it anyways not to offend the natives

it's tough being a prince

Ajuda Palace Lisbon

m8 don't joke about how shitty your cunt was

t. pull the trigger on the nigger americunt

everyone makes fun of americans though

you'll get used to it

Kay

the fact that the king's throne is larger triggers me pls be more egalitarian thank you

he never actually shot any brown people though, unlike his brother :^)

looks dope to me you cuck

How is your Argie queen behaving?

I know we banter about how bad some countries are, and America in particular gets a pretty bad rap, ha ha "SHART," am I right? But I just want to be real for a moment. I just want to be completely honest.

I honestly love Indonesia, its a great and proud country with a vibrant history and great economic, scientific, and artistic achievements for such a small nation. And I love the Australians, they have wonderful culture from North to South, and a gloried history and influence in Asia and the world abroad.

But for some reason, that tiny plot of land below these two proud nations is the shittiest place you could possibly imagine. This area is known to some as "New Zealand", a failed terrorist cesspool which tries to pass itself off as a country, whereas in fact, it is a complete non-country. And its not a non-country in a good way, like Monaco or Vatican City. It's just a degenerate terrorist hive which exports radicalized islamists throughout Asia. It boasts the single most disgusting colonialist history, having abused millions of people in the most inhumane ways, and left their countries, like Australia, in a permanent state of corrupt, unlivable entanglement. It's also the central station for that corrupt, anti-democratic globalist neo-marxist construct that is "ANZAC", the great destroyer of nations and the nation-state. Only fitting that its symbolic capital would be situated a non country, no? Its' biggest employers are its kafkaesque-sounding bureacratic organs, those feigned committees and commissions hosting hives of the worst Asians who are willing to sell out their history and people in exchange for a lease on an entry-level luxury sedan.

I know a Congolese guy who makes the hand joke all the time actually. Then again I live in a country were jew and sandnigger jokes are pretty mainstream

Everyone makes fun of everyone. I got used to that in grade school.

I thought he flew a medivac helicopter tho

here you go

tell us some belgian jew jokes

>why did hitler kill himself?
>he saw the gas bill

>oh shit the emperor is coming and he isn't taking his throne with him what the fuck do we do
>calm down just carve up a chair and slap some gild on it he's only here for a few days
And that is why there is a chair in the national museum of funland that has only been used once.

Fuck you

na m8 that's prince william, hazza isn't in the direct line of succession so they let him serve in afghanistan

same goes for prince andrew, he's charles' brother so he was allowed to shoot argensimians in the falklands war

>Why did Jews take the train to Auschwitz? Becaus it was free

>How do you put ten Jews into a small car?
two on the front, two in the back and the rest in the ashtray

>What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Cooking time

>What's the difference between Santa and a jew?
Santa goes down the chimney while Jews go up

>Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free

daily reminder that the big strong US navy unironically lets itself get cucked out of new zealand ports

We are a republic so we have no throne, last one is pictured from the second Mexican Empire.

>two on the front, two in the back and the rest in the ashtray
wew lad it's supposed to be six million in the ashtray

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It used to be, vid realted: youtube.com/watch?v=8hIjIN3ADwI

H.M The King opening the Riksdag for the first time after his coronation. Good stuff starts at the 30 minute mark.

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ftfy

Did you know that the stereotype of Portuguese construction workers pretty much only works in French speaking areas? Even many Portuguese have no idea what you're alluding to.

that's the only thing that works in french speaking areas

I meant harry was in afghanistan not william probably because he was in succession

daily reminder poo peeland's fag boat got btfo by a bunch of frogs

my fucking sides

these are all standard

I am disappoint

>his country only exists because of frogs
I'd kill myself 2bh

really, i didn't know
welp that is a shame

now if i post this, would they recognize it ? or understand the pun

They're good friends

They're the same pretty much everywhere, but here you can tell them to most people and few would be offended.

I don't think even I am getting it, is it playing on the fact that morue means ugly woman, pretty much like thon? Portuguese people living in Portugal pretty much won't get it, we don't have this kind of tendency to name ugly women after fishes. It's a bad pun either way

what's the worst thing about being a black jew?

you have to sit at the back of the oven

I think it's because the portuguese eat a lot of cod?

nice one, didn't know that

>What the biggest dilemma for a Jew?
Free bacon

well i heard one i never heard before the other day

-why did the nazis never gas the blacks ?

kek

Yeah I got the relationship, but Portuguese people probably wouldn't get the pun and there's nothing funny about it.
And I'm saying it as a faggot who has a picture of himself with a high pressure washer looking like a gun next to the line "Portuguese army was more efficient during colonial times" ffs

A jewish girl was staring at an ashtray
Then Hitler comes in and asks
"Looking for someone in particular?"

Don't EVER be mean to France!

nice one

>How do you say a thousand dollars in Hebrew
Giveit Tome

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

STOP. NOW.

>be french
>go outside
>get blown up
>go to work
>get blown up
>go to school
>get blown up
>go to the movies
>get blown up
>declare war on germany
>surrender
>go to nice
>get run over by a truck

>Be French
>Get shot

FROGPOSTERS OUT

you're the frogposter pierre you disgusting garlic-munching subhuman

wew what is your problem and what is this obsession with france
it's not even the first time i see you, you really hate us

why ?? explain yourself

writing profane shit on national flags should be outlawed and punished with community work

the french are unironically not people

>BTFOing fr*gs
>not god's work

All I wanted was to see some fancy chairs . . .

>writing hate speech on God's cross
>'''''God's work'''''
stop fooling yourself m8

did french people bully you at school ? your gf went with a french man ?

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your mother went with a french man maybe ?

honhonhon, you want STD? honhonhon je mange trop de garlic honhonhon

hon hon hon, do you want my big baguette ?

I'M READY!!!!

wew that's a bit gay

just like all french "men"

Nothing gay about a manly man doing flexible cardio exercise.

i'm sure if i went to your """country""" i would immediately be swimming in pussy t b h

I'll meet u at the airport and kick you're ass

I knew French were manlets but wow.

BLACK'D

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Literally looks dead inside

american tier chairs desu

seriously, who has a butt that big?

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