Do you like American candy?

Do you like American candy?

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yes

Yes, but I don't allow myself to eat it anymore.

Yes. Reese's is godly. As are Skittles.

Elder God tier:
Twix

Good tier:
Reese's, Snickers

Shit tier:
Everything else

Reese's pieces or cups tho?

Reeses was so nice as a kid and now tastes like shit as an adult. Too much sugar. oh well.

My parent's gave me one of those giant reeses cups for christmas a few years ago. I had to slice it up like a pie and it lasted over a week.

Yes.

Never tasted one. Likely yes.

Oh I like Twix Raider.

Lidls carry Hersheys' and other burger imports for sone reason, you know. I've often stopped myself from buying then. Do they really taste like vomit?

Is snickers american?
I like it

Tried those things they sell into machines few times, taste worse than a box full of sugar. Still, good job mmurica

Peanut M&Ms, don't really care much for other candies desu

I have never went to Lidl either. There isn't one in my "city".

They are not terrible, but not good either.

Oreos are bland as fuck and they're the only brand you got (you don't even have a word for this type of food, you just call it oreos).

Reeses tastes like an inferior version of our paçoca.

Hersheys has a slight vomit taste.

Cookies and cream is basically bad white chocolate.

Oreos are just cookies, there are other brands of the "sandwich" style cookie

Turks make top tier cheap sweets desu.

>Oreos are bland as fuck and they're the only brand you got (you don't even have a word for this type of food, you just call it oreos).

wtf are you babbling about?

If people like Oreos they should taste our Domino cookies.

I suppose there are, but I never found them when I was there (I lived there for a year), oreos absolutely dominate the market. We have lots of types of these cookies around here.

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Australians have the best cookie sandwich.

This. No wonder Oreos are a small curiosity here.

red vines taste like what I imagine drain cleaner would taste like

Then you didn't look very hard at all.

? I think they just taste like flavored wax. Though not as bad as twizzlers.

I don't think those qualify as cookies. Probably don't work with coffee either.

No.

>candy
You mean chocolate

>cookie
You mean biscuit

Superior British choccie biccies coming through

Then what do they qualify as, professor science?

They are two chocolate cookie/biscuits with creme filling between, all covered in chocolate.

Is that a pie?

i love reese's peanut butter cups, but there aren't any here. pls liberate or send care package thx

I hate licorice in general

>they just taste like flavored wax
this is objectively false

>superior British choccie biccies
>not chocolate digestives

Are these like Maltesers or something pham?

I.e. are they crunchy in the middle?

Pretty sure that's what they are, actually.

they are not licorice, even in general.

bleach-flavoured wax

They are BISCUITS

Pic related is a cookie. It's the ONLY thing that's a cookie. Every other sweet, crunchy, flour-based confectionary is a BISCUIT

Whoppers

taste exactly the same actually

excellent post

They are called the god damn American Licorice Company

Muh favorite candy of all fucking time

Nothing else compares

Similar.

This is a biscuit.

But mate you must admit that Fox's chocolate shortcake rounds are fucking amazing

Choccie digestives are good I guess, choccie hobnobs are better though

Excellent post

>other languages also discuss about what's a biscuit

What

Thanks m8

That's a fuckin' scone m8

Also similar to pic related.

maltesers are absolutely shit

No, we have scones and they are different from biscuits. Biscuits are soft and buttery, and scones are godawful rock hard bland rocks that are best used as door-stops or paper-weights.

Wrong

is it true that americans think scone rhymes with own?

It's a waffle.

well you were in michigan, and local stores in kalamazoo don't stock much of this stuff. your best bet would be to buy online.

Shortcake is always good and goes well with chocolate in biscuits ofc.
The thing about Choccy Hobnobs is they're great for a while but you go off them after a bit. Chocolate digestives are eternal.
Custard creams are up there too, especially with a cuppa.
Scone lad. Cut it in half and butter it, maybe some jam too.

wow, funny

Well how do you say it?

bonappetit.com/recipes/article/scone-is-not-a-biscuit

Fuck off

Nah mate that's a scone

That ain't a scone

It rhymes with "on", unless you're a very, very, very posh aristocratic twat, and only THEN does it rhyme with "own"

>The thing about Choccy Hobnobs is they're great for a while but you go off them after a bit. Chocolate digestives are eternal.
For me it's the other way round 2bh.

>Custard creams are up there too, especially with a cuppa.
Yeah they're good, not had them with tea really, I just buy a pack and eat all of them.

And I can't eat them like a normal person, I have to take them apart and eat the filling separately. Just has to be done.

YES WE KNOW A SCONE ISN'T A FUCKING BISCUIT YOU CUNT

THESE ARE FUCKING BISCUITS

sconne

Why there are cookies in that pic? Are cookies biscuits?

To be fair, there's a couple of cookies there in the mix. That pic will only confuse the Yank even further.

brits (incorrectly) refer to cookies as biscuits

Yes, cookies are a type of biscuit.

news flash: America is not apart of the UK and we don't give a flying fuck about your pontless antiquated accent culture wars.

It rhymes with "own" here because that's how we fucking pronounce it.

we call those cookies and we call your queen an old lady.
deal with it.

Those are cookies

those are cookies dipshit.
biscuits= soft and buttery
cookies = hard and sweet

never heard of "scones"
i looked it up and it looks familiar. sounds like a pretentious name since it is just a fucking cookie.

>caipiras will call this a bolacha

scones are little different because they are usually much harder and you eat them with coffee.

if you smashed a scone it would break apart and crumble into tiny hard dry bits.

if you smashed a biscuit it would smash flat and not break apart except for maybe the crispier edges.

Scones =/= Biscuits

>if you smashed a scone it would break apart and crumble into tiny hard dry bits.
you may be eating stale scones my friend

Scones are pastries, biscuits are bread

Pro tip:
Whenever you buy cookies like those put them in the freezer for hours and then eat them.

That's chocolate. Or shall I write, American """"chocolate""""

A cookie is a type of biscuit. I already posted a cookie here: BUTTHURT YANKS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY

Remind me where English comes from? Clue - it's in the name.

Scones are not "cookies" by which you mean biscuits

They're not biscuits

They're little cake type things that you have with clotted cream and jam

....they're not hard and you don't have them with coffee, EVER

You have them with TEA

FUCKING COLONIALS

WE'LL BE BACK ONE DAY AND YOU'LL BE SORRY

No it wouldn't because scones are not hard, they're soft and flaky

Here are some scones (with raisins in)

In America we just call it candy

And if a brit doesn't agree with you about the biscuits, just smash him like a scone and see what happens

>Scones are pastries
how to spot a shitpost

They do, but you get used to it and they become ok. Buy Hershy's Kisses, not the bars. If you buy the bar you are wasting money, isn't very good to start with. They taste like vomit because they make the chocolate with soured/spoiled milk, it helps it last longer in America's climates since they differences are many. They also use a product from the Castor Bean as an emulsifier since it is cheap, this adds to the vomit taste. Fanlin tech m fimlim lagage pls

Doesn't American chocolate taste of literal vomit?

We call them biskota.

>finally a good banter thread

no what the fuck they're WAY TOO SWEET and the texture is gross, sticks to your fucking teeth
I was really glad I'd never had them before after being regretfully convinced into putting this THING in my mouth in the States
yet my friends who have spent more time there like all that snack JUNK

>IM NOT BUTTHURT!! YOURE BUTTHURT!! STOP USING YOUR FREEDOM AND USE THE QUEENS PROPER ENGLISH!

kek

They substitute cocoa butter for some other ingredient. They'll have something like 10% cocoa, while chocolate like Cadbury will be closer to 20%

yes

I never eat fucking hersheys. If I'm in the mood for chocolate I always buy something german like Milka.

That's cool
How is the weather in Albania friend?

>not importin Swiss candy
I thought you weren't poor?

Probably some corn syrup in there somewhere.

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Hersheys bought out the rights to sell cadbury here. They make it themselves and refuse to allow imports.

bastards.

Raining.

>thinks he's a hardman on a Malaysian kite-flying internet forum

>sweet biscuits
absolutely disgusting
get rid of the fucking raisins and eat them with gravy

>You have them with TEA
>WE'LL BE BACK ONE DAY AND YOU'LL BE SORRY
Make sure to bring tea. I will be waiting in Boston