Just fuck my shit up senpai

Just fuck my shit up senpai

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This guy is so fucking bad. I was wondering if one of the extras went and started ranting.Christ.

>cock this cock that

top tier writing

BRAVO

Enjoy your Batou :3

D&D do it again

DUDE LETS GO KILL MY NIECE AND NEPHEW LMAOOO

what a stupid fucking scene

There's a sticky for a reason, reddit.

So let me get this straight, there was like a badass 5 minute scene where he's "reborn" as the king, and meanwhile yara and theon pull a fuckin okey-doke on him???

In the books Euron is Daario.

HOW DID THEON AND HIS SISTER GATHER ENOUGH PEOPLE TO STEAL THE ENTIRE FLEET

IF THEY HAD THAT MANY SUPPORTERS HOW DID THEY LOSE THE KINGSMOOT

HOW

I can't believe they fucking cut Victarion up to be half Euron and half Theon's sister

>Have incredible scene in the ritual of the drowned God
>shows Theon and Yara getting on boats, probably sent off to go offer peace with Kelly C
>Euron gets up
>"Let's kill my niece and nephew ;)"
Can D&D actually write a decent fucking villain outside of Tywin? Like holy fuck that literally shit on that entire scene. Like how the fuck could they steal an entire fucking fleet!?!? If they can do that, then how did Yara fucking lose???

EVERY EPISODE THIS SEASON had a joke about cutting off dicks.

Seriously what the fuck? How is this show misogynist again?

Maybe Daario is a spy for Euron in the show

i dont get the impression they really plan to do much with Euron. he'll fuck some shit up to make him seem like a credible threat and then die stupidly in an anticlimactic scene early next season

>if im queen we are gonna build a shit ton of boats

>if im king we are gonna build a shit ton of boats

ironborn politics

More like just fuck my ships up senpai

Sadly you're probably right. Kingsmoot was 5 minutes. He'll spend the rest of the season chopping down every tree on the Iron Islands

Ironborns are literally the niggers of asoiaf

You only need like three people to get a ship going.

Holy shit, fucking this. That scene was amazing. I thought everyone was just boarding the ships and getting ready to sail to Slaver's Bay to go to Dany. It was well done.

And then he gets up and says typical Ramsay type shit that Hack & Hack can only write. Fucking ruined the entire Ironborn plotline right there.

Who are your favourite game of thrones toons? Mine are Miss Sunday and Kelly C :)

>no Victarion
>Euron is a inbred drunkard
>Damphair has no problem with walking along those 20+ men to kill his nephew and niece with their 200+ ships filled with Ironborn
"muh book" shit aside, why the fuck did they run?

>Make death threat to some maniac who killed your father
>Same maniac anointed king
gee, I wonder

no, why the fuck did they sail away with 200+ ships from Euron and 20 drunk sailors?

how did they lose again if they had enough people to take an entire fleet

Euron has the backing of the whole of the Iron Islands, I guess only his lieutenants attended the ritual. Theon & his sister just got away before things were official. Tbh Ironborns are massive idiots so I'm hardly surprised.

i guess this means we wont be getting Euron's "When I was a boy I dreamed I could fly..." speech. i hope the ramsay-tier dialogue and cock jokes they replace it with can make up the difference in fleshing out his character

Bookfags BTFO! The scene was fine you fuck stains. Please take a moment from sipping GRRM's semen through a sippy cup and realize that this is an ADAPTATION based on the novels.

Nobody wants to see blue beards and purple lips you fuck stain nerds. The writing was believable in this episode and the acting by Euron was good.

Please go outside for once in your pathetic lives.

The acting was terrible.

His Danish accent was awful

The books are shit too mate.

>1000 ships

so we're gonna check back in with him in like 70 years?

>No demon dragon horn
>My mfw when

LETS GO MURDER THEM

>No godhand

maybe 10? yeah seems pretty unrealistic.

Shut the fuck up you autistic bitch. Literally everyone outside of Sup Forums is laughing at you. Literally EVERYONE.

not me. i'm sort of smirking at your reaction though. you seem like an intense guy. maybe lay off the energy drinks?

>Dude you have no cock lmao
>Dude the dragon queen is going to like my cock lmao

Please

It is written by jews, what the cock did you expect

>Yara steals every ship while they're drowning him
>Iron Islands is like 12 people
>Let's build a new fleet and catch them LOL

Why are they even following him?

Yeah I murdered the king. The one that despite holding a moot right now comes from the direct line that has ruled the isles for centuries. Okay maybe I somehow won you over because I pointed out war fatigue, but now in case you didn't think I was evil and insane yet let's go kill the heir and an admired princess that most everyone loved until 5 minutes ago.

>openly admits to killing the king
>wants to kill his children
>been away from the iron islands his entire life, might as well be someone who just showed up claiming to be the kings brother
>all of ironborn are OK with him being the king despite cheering for the said children moments ago

bonus:
>chases them with a dozen or so men while the children ran away with an entire fleet

what the fuck was that scene

WHY IS KINSLAYING SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE NOW REEEEEE

"Let's go murder them" and teleporting littlefinger were the 2 worst parts of the ep. Pretty good considering how much worse the other episodes were.

literally worse than the writing on the Dornish bits

This was the biggest hackjob I've seen on the show so far.

>theon and his sister lose all support
>lose the kingsmoot
>show up to steal the ships with a ton of men
>encounter no resistance from the men manning the ships, no men on the ships shown at all
>dude i killed the king and now im going to kill them too, i know you dont know me unless you're an old man but im also a greyjoy heh
It's hard to wrap my mind around how bad this episode was.

Also:
>Gerold Hightower is the Night King

>We are the ironborn, and once we were conquerors. Our writ ran everywhere the sound of the waves was heard. My brother would have be content with the cold and dismal north, my niece with even less ... but I shall give you Lannisport. Highgarden. The Arbor. Oldtown. The riverlands and the Reach, the kingswood and the rainwood, Dorne and the marches, the Mountains of the Moon and the Vale of Arryn, Tarth and the Stepstones. I say we take it all! I say, we take Westeros

>Don't ever talk to me or my legendary swordsman friend ever again

Don't worry they may have taken a hundred ships and a hundred men on each but those twelve guys are the best shipwrights in the world--they're gonna have like six million by next week.

WE

Iron islanders are portrayed as fucked up, even in the books. They are savage as fuck. Also, THEON was away from the islands for his entire life and didn't have a problem getting Ironborn to pillage with him. They're royalty so people will follow them. In Westeros people ascribe a semi-divine quality to nobility and follow them for dumb reasons. Also he was a pirate the whole time he was away and killed their shitty King (his brother). He also has a workable plan to take over Westeros, even realizing he needs the dragon queen and can't do it alone.

Euron's plan is based. Who else are they gonna follow, a gash and a eunuch?

A proper Euron with an eyepatch, not fucking Jeff Tweedy

The entire point of Euron's character is his toxicity. He is the most poisonous insidious character in the entire series.
He would never murder his nephews or niece or brothers, he would just ruin them and their lives through his purely toxic actions.
He achieved this because of the whole deep taboo on kinslaying in the fictional world.
The same taboo that saw Robb lose the Karstarks.
The same taboo that stripped Tyrion of his family.
The same taboo Dany broke by allowing her brother to be executed without protest.

The same taboo the Sand Sneks broke multiple times.

But we'll just ignore all that *AGAIN* ignore what propels this very narrative in the first place to make it seem like Euron's a cunt.
Book Euron is a far bigger more terrible cunt without having to threaten to murder siblings.

You understand both TV early seasons and books share a deep running theme of family don't you? If you do get this you're already doing better than D&D

Probably is going to lose his eye fighting some woman later on.

I cut the show a lot of slack. After all, it's just tits and dragons. But seriously Littlefinger teleported so fucking often and so fucking far the last couple of seasons it's ridiculous.

they should reveal he's actually a wizard.

D&D would have cut him if he didn't do SOMETHING important.

>build me some ships and I'll give y'all free college

Holy shit, it's starting to make sense

Free OC, grab it while it's hot!

The Iron Islanders don't have that cultural taboo. It's more of an Faith of the Seven/Old Gods thing and the Iron Islanders have a completely different religion with attendant cultural traditions. Shit, their baptismal ceremony involves making someone clinically dead and then reviving them, you've got to imagine that goes sideway some of the time and the person being "drowned" never wakes up.

The whole thing would make infinitely more sense if they had shown the dragon horn.

Idk if it's him or the writing or both but the iron islands scenes really were terrible.

Overall pretty decent episode but this shit is just dumb.

anyone think that jorah will get the fire arm when cured from greyscale???

wtf are you talking about? The only reason Victarion doesn't just outright kill Euron is the taboo of kinslaying.

>He is the most poisonous insidious character in the entire series
>He would never murder his nephews or niece or brothers

My nigga are you retarded?

they have a very strong taboo against kinslaying. Victarion spends like 10 chapters brooding about the taboo preventing him from killing Euron. in fact i'm pretty sure the ironborn religion has a slightly milder but still important taboo about killing fellow ironborn at all

Every fucking culture has a taboo against kinslaying. fucking moron jew writers don't know anything about culture or the real world.

Reread the Victarion chapters senpai, he constantly thinks about how much he hates Euron and wants him dead, but the shame of kinslaying is too much for him to deal with.

Kinslaying is a massive deal in all cultures of GOT and always has been, stop trying to defend this retarded show.

Oh I see you can't read.
Pointless replying to you then really

Best comment in the entire thread

Book Euron doesn't run around killing his kin willy nilly. he does horrible things to them like raping their concubine, then hides behind the law so they cant get back at him, and once he's safe he starts acting chummy towards them again to rub it in. in the books his younger brothers both desperately want him dead for what he's done to them in the past, and he knows it, but he always manages to get into a position of power over them and forces them to play along with his happy family routine. it's really fucked up and the sort of thing i would have expected D&D to like, but i guess they dont have enough screentime to spare for that kind of nuance at this point

lol. everyone in westeros but the lannisters knows sansa is alive

Who the fuck is this fool?

>Bran travelling through time to make farting a meme
disgusting

>>all of ironborn are OK with him being the king despite cheering for the said children moments ago
was like a simpsons town hall meeting

The guy in the picture? He's a basketball player. I can understand why a virgin fuccboi like you wouldn't know who he is.

Don't worry. Us normies will be around to provide answers from time to time.

>all of ironborn are OK with him being the king despite cheering for the said children moments ago

>Implying voters aren't the worst people to ever exist.

Only Lords vote in the Kingsmoot

The ships were likely 99% commoners.

watching people running after a ball, literally kill yourself normie cuck

FUCK!!! FUCKING TIMETRAVEL!!
ITS CONFIRMED!! BRAN IS THE ONE BUILDING THE WALL, HE IS BRAN THE BUILDER. got just turned to absolute shit
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>got just turned to absolute shit

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where did euron get his dentistry done?

>all the men build planks
>all the women sew sails

holy fuck, guys, one day as king and the Iron Islands are already at full employment

Not even shitposting, but who is this guy again?

Where the fuck is Yara and Theon going?

Probably to join the main plot with Jon or something.

Like, the writers needed a plot line to get Yara and Theon to participate in the White Walker war, when honestly, those two could easily stay in their islands and stick the middle finger at the rest of Westeros.

This forces them to join.

This is such a retarded theory. Bran literally grew up with the knowledge that Aerys was a madman who burned everyone to death, including his own uncle.
>I know, I'll tell him to burn more shit lolol

Home.

...

to dany, making victarion's trip. i hope there will laughing monkeys

Hold the door for me.

>mfw I was the first (You)

>being this autistic

You can hold the door too.

it already HAPPENED, don't you understand? He grew up with hodor being a simpleton too yet he still was the cause of that. The mad king is screaming burn them all because bran showed him the white walkers.

it's fine. See, the Ironbabbies are a bunch of fookin morons in the books. And the show iron babbies are stupid even by those standards. It's perfectly consistent and in character with their portrayal to act like that

>dude I killed my brother the king MAKE ME NEW KING LOL
>dude let me kinslay some more, find my nephew and niece and kill them
>dude I'm sure you 20 ironborn gents can build me 1000 ships in less than a week
>dude my nephew and niece left with more ironborn than are left here to support me it's cool tho I AM KING

I imagined that the whole ironborn population was way bigger than is being shown because budget reasons, it always seems like there are like a few thousand people in westeros in total while it's more like millions. So with the "little" support theon and yara had they could still steal like 50 boats. if that makes sense.

>lets go kill my niece and nephew !! :D

that was absolutely fucking retarded though and I can't even imagine how that even got in, it's like they shot the whole scene then ran it through a test group who couldn't grasp the fact that they ran for fear of prosecution so they added that so everyone would get it.

For fuck sake, timetravel, really grrm? Bran is behind everything, he builds the wall, tells the legend of azor ahai because he sees jon fight the walkers. he made the mad king go mad. This is so fucking shit

To build a few aircraft carriers to napalm the living fuck outta their uncle

>He grew up with hodor being a simpleton too yet he still was the cause of that.
That's because he was literally out of options at that point. Of all the people you think he'd ask for help, why the fuck would it be the Mad King?