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Schaub is God

Schaub is God

spain

fourth for chadlet

Schaub bless.

>Chris Weidman I think you're an absolutely monotonous worthless piece of shit overrated fuckhead whose only claim to relevancy is a work and I hope that neck never recovers and you forever have that gormless sad sack of shit look on your face crazily meandering wondering what's next, but please get better soon, I'm a big fan of yours and I can't wait to see you back at your best

Olivera is my boy

Also new MMA Digest: watch?v=m-8ectuxOzQ

reminder if ur not watcching heemstream live with ur heembros at
filthycasuals
.tv
(change channel on bottom left to ufc)
you're not a real fight fan

>le PED cream man

>that gif
That fight says a lot
It says that DJ was good enough to neutralize Cruz's footwork and that Cruz has good wrestling to dominate MM like that

Samefaging here, but I just want to elaborate. Look how fucking clam and cool he is the whole godamn time. From when he slooowly works his second arm into position, to when he begins hanging his entire body weight from antoher man's neck and cutting off his blood supply, to his reserved victory pose towards his corner. I bet this guy SLAYS the puss in brazil

>heh, m-musta been those darn tainted supplements, r-right guys?

True and true, but also notice the size difference, not just in height, but also pure mass. DJ claims to walk around 140 these days, and Cruz has said he walks around 160ish. Watching that fight made me respect DJ more than ever. The man truly will never get the respect he deserves.

spicy banger alert buds

leonard stand n bang garcia va roger huerta on now

hes fighting nelson too. he made 85k last time against struve, dude is retarded as hell

the fuck is up with the size of his hand

Who are some MMA fighters?

Kotetsu Boku

brock lesnar

me

Rich Piana

Sam Hyde

Eugene Robinson

John Lineker champion when?

Cm punk

Bas Rutten is the only true MMA fighter having the same account of KO and submission wins

...

wtf i hate roy nelson now

more

Does posting that make you feel better about yourself? What a sad sad little man you are, you are nothing but a cheeto fingered nerd who is jealous of Schaub's success and greatness.

(3)

Thank you for keeping the Schaub name alive brother by sharing these Schaub moments, Schaub bless you

There aren't many mma fighters one that comes to mind is wanderlei silva

Most guys are just more point strikers or lay and pray faggets

There not actually looking to fight they are just playing a sport.

marco polo reyes vs dong hyun kim king of the spicy bangers on now
ufc 140 starting now

FACE THE PAIN

I couldn't do it alone, but together we will ensure that the Schaub name and Schaubposting lives on /heem/ forever.

just a meme

Heem'd quickly

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>posts schwab finish mitrione like mitrione is good
oh yeah bro go post a webm of schwab finishing some untrained dude like it matters

youtube.com/watch?v=p3VN21wOq2A

wat it do

Who /hairrow/ here?

>he gets unironically triggered by schaubpostng on /heem/
don't the dutch have banter?

im only getting triggered by your skinnyfatbody posting heems like the're impressive

You're at the club and this guy walks up to you and puts you in a darce choke in front of your girlfriend

what do you do

shoot him with my gun

post vintage heems

Mods need to start banning schaubposters

Just checked out this weekend's card, it's pretty spicy. Should be fun.

Tito vs lil nog fighting next on UFC 140 on heemstream ebersole vs Patrick in the third round now.

Guys I'm fucking nervous that Conor wins this one, he looks like a man obsessed with nothing but redemption, meanwhile Nate is just trying to sell shirts and shit, what the fuck is he doing lads, he better be putting rounds in on the side or something

Schaubposters support the mods and the rules my man.

Man ebersole never had a boring fight.
Probably the best to ever come out of Australia.

lol he beat him off the couch last time. I'm sure he's not worried either way.

Does Tito have the biggest fucking head of all time?

>Callen literally goes full cucck a few episodes ago and tells Brendan he could fuck his wife
>Callen spends the entirety of the most recent episode gobbling on The Hodge Twins' cocks
>Hodge Twins tell story about a literal white cuckold that let them tag team his wife
>not a single mention at all in heem from the niganuu/brandon/piana/succ/previous-posters

if you faggots don't even listen to the show, please shut the fuck up and stop forcing a meme
just forced meme after forced meme for no other reason than you retards get excited over red exclamations
if you guys want validation that bad go to reddit and make bacon jokes

Conor wasn't even preparing for him though, I'm worried he's got a full gameplan this time. He was preparing to knock RDA's head off last time and then just tried that shit against Nate instead

Jesus Christ lil nog looks old as fucking dirt.

>having sex with your own twin

That's pure degeneracy

Callen's bit is to be the bitch/pussy comedic relief of the show, considering he's a manlet in a room full of normal sized men. He knows his role. And at the end of the day it's just memes

/r/ing webm of Pat Barry getting heem'd

>mfw people unironically consider the current USADA'd champions formidable
>mfw every champ gets raped by tests while challengers receive 80% less supervision

Tito vs lil nig starting now. Big nog vs Mir after that, then bones jones vs machida

Pretty good ppv desu

Roy Nelson vs big foot in Brazil September 24th. You guys discussed this yet?

Will Yair vs Caceres be an underrated spicy banger?

What happens when nelson loses again?

Go to sleep

nelson can be cut, but is a fan favorite, bigfoot hasn't lost to a younger fighter, if he does, he's done.

Free fight

Diaz vs mcgoobz

youtu.be/p3VN21wOq2A
youtu.be/p3VN21wOq2A
youtu.be/p3VN21wOq2A

Hope you goofs are watching for these next two fights.

And are they actually letting them play the walkout music?
Wow

There's nothing to discuss. They both should have been cut already.

>underrated
You mean overrated right?

not yet but big foot is fucked in the head

big foot is getting shadow realmed

Well the lag has passed now.
Heem snappy

Nah i reckon Roy just lays on him like he did to Black Beast. He can't pull the trigger anymore, and people have learnt to just circle away from his right hand and your pretty much fine. Even if he wins that fight Roy's fight future doesn't look bright

conor won this fight

I call one of my boys:

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how would he do in mma lads?

pretty good... in the first round

Jones vs machida is starting.

Conor 1,2 & 3

You under estimate how shit bigfoots chin is, most bantamweights could heem him at this point

apart from that meme elbow combo, hes hitting the pads alright and the kick is pretty good. If he trained from babby he probably could. He miles ahead of other celebrities who put up pad work videos, 90 percent of them are fucking embarrassing

why do you think he rushed at struve like that? the dude could be heemed by a nelson jab at this point, hes done

Fixed the lag, any request for next?

Get a job.

I have a job bud.
Prolly gonna do more Jon jones fights.
Brutal

Do Nick Diaz vs Paul Daley, real spicy one that is

I've done it a few times lately, but u got it bud.

>instagram.com/p/BIrbFRAj-nm/

6'3 welterweight? probably shit

he'd have to put on weight, compete at MW at least. he's slow as fuck too

but hey if bork can do it, anything is possible. and at least he's training. good for him

Starting now bud, hop in chat.

Any other older ppv's I should do?

he could probably beat cm punk

Nick ate harder shots than what woodley put lawler away with in that fight.

>Jacare Souza - BJJ World Champ, delivers flashy submissions.
>Demian Maia - More prestigious BJJ World Champ than Souza, delivers less submissions
>one is a nignog hue the other is a whigger hue

Just a reminder that blacks will always be the dominant force in MMA.

Got diaz vs neer, gomi, and penn lined up.

>Schaubposters are cucks

Was great seeing Lil Nog heem Cummins
BTFO

those are men, baby

>Implying I didn't already know that

It's okay! If they're cute, they're a girl.

You say that like it wasnt well known already

Full nick diaz 16 minute interview from espn the other day.
Gonna throw it on the stream right quick desu.
youtu.be/8ZBu-eaB-f8