ITT: we are on a road trip

ITT: we are on a road trip

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=lU5m_nb70wM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Bump

Why are we on a road trip?

i need to peee

Are we there yet?

Me and the person posting below me have started exploring our sexualities together in the back

You guys are a bunch of faggots

...

:)

Yup

why the hell am I in this RV?
where the hell we going
do you guys have any weed?

Purple haze for everyone m8

VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM

We are in a RV, just go use the bathroom you retard. No need to tell us about it.

brake check for that faggot tailgating us

Has anybody else noticed that Ford Explorer that has been tailgating us ever since we left?

I think I ate a bad burrito at that last gas station. Sorry about my gas.

Also, does anybody have any spare underwear, I just sharted. I think some of it soaked into the front passenger seat too. My bad.

im gonna roll a joint. Hey thanks for driving user. I can get hammered all the way to Montreal now. I have some mushrooms too, if anyone wants some. Lets make a stop at an antique shop, I want to get a couple of license plates for my collection

I'm making bacon pancakes. Who wants some?

>Personal Log, stardate 5816.4. It would appear that someone has stolen my lunch and no one is fessing up. Out of spite, I have decided to urinate in the back part of the toilet and not flush. So far, no one has had the urge to use the restroom yet, but I'm remaining optimistic that my plan will succeed. On our next stop, I will assemble an away-team for supplies.

fuck ya man. thanks. I actually have some real maple syrup in my pack you can use

i need to wank

Fucking A man, just let me fire up stove here and...... Wait WHO TOOK MY DAMN FRYING PAN!! ITS THE ONLY ONE IN THE RV!!!!

RV toilets aren't like house toilets. There is no upper tank. You really think you want a few gallons of water sloshing around making a mess as you drive on the road?

i got you covered. I brought my MSR™ camping mess kit.

What the hell kinda poor family is this?!

WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL THE WATERMELON??? IS JAMAL HERE???

hes an idiot. We are leaving him at the next stop.

Are we there yet?

4 more hours until we are in Montreal

Ok ok it'll have to do for now

Guys, the old man in the Ford Explorer behind us is shouting something, Can anybody hear him?

Who the fuck didn't replace the toilet paper roll?!

Hey can everyone do me a favor? There's a suitcase in the back of storage that's fill with.... Let's just say it's sugar from Columbia. Can everyone just make sure to not touch or interfere with IT in anyway please?

our muffler is dragging making some sparks....i tried to fix it but the welder ran out of acetylene and i couldnt finish it properly....

Ohhh yes these seats are so comfy

Speed up you fucking niggers! I got shit to do!
>pic related its my ford explorer

Your Colombian sugar made my mouth go numb. I couldn't even taste my bacon pancakes after I took a few bites of th-- HEY WHO WANTS TO SEE IF I CAN MAKE THE RV BOUNCE WHILE WE'RE DRIVING *starts jumping up and down*

Hey, user, try this shit, its mexican black tar cane syrup its super good for you.

Can you give me some "sugar"? I could give you some plants for exchange

Wow! Molasses? Sounds good! Mmmmm! Good texture, great taste, this is awesome! *Dies*

not cool bro. if ur gonna do that shit take it to the back and let someone else drive. Also, there's beer in the minifridge.

HOLY SHIT user IS DED

who tf is driving this thing anyways?

FUCK FUCK FUCK
Quick, lets throw him to the Ford Explorer

*turns on the radio*

youtube.com/watch?v=lU5m_nb70wM

NIGGER THE CAR NEXT TO US IS FILLED WITH ISIS MEMBERS
RAM INTO IT

FUK EM UP

the fucking niggers keep staring at us

Shit! *runs to seat driver*

Hey, I think the niggers want the Colombian Sugar...

Where's my Cheeto puffs faggots?

dude did you fucking say you wanted cheeto puffs when were at the Sheetz?

No but I want them now

I hate you all

Me and my niggas are hotboxing the room. Who wants in?

"Hey guys!"

hey man can we make a stop, i ran outtta whiskey. if you stop i'll roll up the fattest fucking blunt you ever saw.

we have coke, beer, and weed. what more could you want?

...

Are we there yet?

Dubs chooses destination???

Nigger faggot dyke coon wetback chink honkey

I need to shit.

Are we there yet??

Do we atleast have acid and snacks?

...

i do.

lol what are ass snacks?

Got some souper salad?

mom when are we gonna get to furrcon?
>almost there my little faget.
THANKS MOM.

...

Don't make me turn this car around

Occiffer we iz americun and freedomz too let us go we r amricuenz

I actually want to go to that amusement park over there.

>pic related

Shiet it's the cops! Put your cool faces on

Hey a cop! I know that you can't bribe them with anything but donuts. But donuts have sugar, and we have some sugar don't we? Maybe he'll take that instead? BTW my drivers license is just a picture of immunity cat

I have committed murder 5 times on this roadtrip.

I think I need tendies, pull the FUCKING CAR OVER REEEEEEEEEEE

you know i do really like you

...

So i told dean to steal a cop car... he actually did it, the absolute madman.

drive on my friends, to the amusement park!

THANKS DEAN

keep your eyes on the road OP

Hey everyone, I just want to let you know that I'm Muslim, and if you insult the Prophet, I'm going to grab the wheel and steer the car into a barrier. Shouldn't be a problem though right fellas?

guys, close your eyes and count to seven, when you weak you will be in heaven

Fuck u deaner

WHO FORGOT THE MUNCHIE FOOD

REEEEEEEEE