ASMR Thread

Post your lovely sounding favorite ASMR artists.

Can we all agree Raffy Taphy is the best ASMRtist out?

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wtf, I am literally watching a Raffy Taphy video right now

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This video is super fucking great

Yeah, a modern classic.

that one where he's taking your info down on the keyboard and he just goes ham is great

Springbok is best

itt: weirdos

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yeah, and you're "in this thread" too

GOAT Tier: Bob Ross, GentleWhispering, The French Whisperer, Massage ASMR

Great tier: TheUKAsmr, chyco, BillMaxVoxPax, Dr. Tingles ASMR, MissVindicat

Good tier: VioletsVoice, Cosmic Tingles ASMR, ASMR Vids, Dales Discourse,

Bad tier: fastASMR, ASMR Massage PsycheTruth

Shit tier: Ephemeral Rift

ASMR is the cleanest form of pleasure you get from the Internet. Besides, it's not all bimbos whispering to /r9k/ with the cam pointed at their cleavage, that's not what the sensation's about. I'm honestly at my least horny when I'm sedated like this, and many of the videos I like don't have a face to the camera or even words at all, like (You)

It's just sounds, mang.

This is one of the best things I've heard form an ASMRtist

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heather feather well always be number 1 on the list

heather feather terrifies me she's super creepy

I can appreciate the effort Ephemeral puts in to put out something different, but ASMR-wise, he's a fucking dud. There's nothing to his voice, no inflections or deep tone or anything to make it "tingly", he just straight up speaks or whispers and it's dry and monotoned and too boring. Think about that: His voice is too boring for ASMR. That's why I like Bill Max, Massage ASMR, French Whisperer, Gentlewhispering, Heather Feather, etc. Their voices are just built for that. The others I like that don't have the voice are just really good with equipment/computers.

same

Not to mention he's pure cringe material

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>tfw I'm infatuated with fastasmr

I literally just download all the videos with her hands in them and watch.

So this is what it feels like to be a fucking weirdo loser...

And jesus christ, an hour and six minutes? A fucking hour and six fucking minutes? Doesn't he have a kid? Wife? Shit to do? He uploads like, daily and that's pretty much the average length of his videos. An hour and six minutes.

She's not even like, attractive.

>*type in fastasmr*
>just some normie German girl with okay asmr
What's to like?

give me the best asmr girls
not the heather feather kind but good ones

The guys are better desu

She has really nice hands boys.

I must have an obsession with women hands or something

So, do you want girls that have good ASMR or good-looking girls that do ASMR?

I disagree
There's just something less warm and relaxing about men

>She has really nice hands boys

you gay or something?

good asmr

Maybe so but when it comes to actual "tingles" they seem to know better what works and what doesn't.

lol, no.

Really? Low voices, especially low voices with foreign accents, churn out the best tingles for me. Guess it reminds me of my grandpa or some stupid shit.

cherry crush just because of that porn

>they seem to know better what works and what doesn't.

This. Only a handful of women get the right inflections, stress the right syllables and have the right pitch to do ASMR like pros. See Bill Maxvoxpax, French Whisperer, Massage ASMR, and Chycho. Coincidentally, most of the educational ASMR videos are uploaded by men.

She should just stick to porn.

Yeah, her asmr is awful.

ur mum should just stick to porn

Does anybody else absolutely hate 3Dio videos.

If I literally see a 3Dio microphone I want to fucking die. The microphone puts way to much focus on the left and right ears that their is literally no medium.

The microphone is so bad, and the only reason people keep buying them is the plastic ears. People. ASMR is not about rubbing ears.

Blue Yeti's or any other studio microphone have the best quality and should be used by anyone who is serious about ASMR.

(sidenote, shitty cameras crackling with white noise can also be orgasmic and I wish the ASMR community would realize people actually like shit microphones that pop all the time.)

only good asmrtist are RaffyTaphy and Christen Noel's 2014 shit.

I miss when I could enjoy pure asmr but I've become too used to listening to women do it and now I can't go back to men

I've become the creep I had stereotyped asmr fans as haven't I

Oh I really like Ppomos videos
t. Yoshikage Kira

this

I feel sorry for those who aren't affected by ASMR

Only?

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>very subjective feeling
>tier lists
that's like saying "hurr vacuum asmr is shit tier, real men listen to slime asmr and eating asmr"
again, subjective - he whispers like everyone else, he taps shit like everyone else, he chews like everyone else.. it's just about what person hits the right sounds for you

>not enjoying ear to ear asmr videos
>not enjoying hearing chewing, tapping and crinkling sounds move slowly from your left ear to your right ear
wew lad, binaural asmr videos aren't just ear massages - theres plenty of eating, tapping ,and other shit too
also "i wish more people would use shitty microphones, but also fuck these 3Dio microphones who would want them" ???????? make up ur mind thanks

springbok post mental breakdown

also WhisperCrystal

may she RIP

someone on /r9k/ made an ASMR rap awhile ago
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obligatory

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>She has really nice hands boys.

jesus christ, asmr still being a thing

i hate you guys

thanks fucking postmodernism