"Wow you speak a second language user?"

>"Wow you speak a second language user?"

>"Can you say something romantic in it?"

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dio cane

"un jour je rétablirais l'esclavage pour toi et ta sale sous race negresse, suce mon zgeg"

>rétablirais

NOUS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

ÉTIONS

ROUAS

"Ollaanks niinku silleen"?

ET

ET

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDE

Let me sing you the song of my people.

Daar moet een piemel in.
Daar moet een piemel in.
Daar moet een piemel in.
Daar moet een piemel in.

Germany ruining it again

C'était merdé du début.

Sure thing blacky.

És tão linda, oh fofa a tua coninha deve cheirar tão bem e ser tão docinha. Agora chupa...

Not to you I won't.

ddrwg gennym cariad, yr unig anifail gen i rhyw gyda defaid

Pannaanks meneen vai mennänks paneen?

>mfw its actually the song of our people

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sana götündü sikmek istiyorum

>>"Can you say something romantic in it?"
Irado, tá ligado?

vou te dar leite de macho bem na boquinha

Zamba de mi esperanza, amenicida como un querer
Sueno, sueno del alma, que a veces muere sin florecer

zitto animale

wew

Yes. Let's make love.

Peчь идёт o мeтoдaх дoкaзaтeльcтвa paзpeшимocти нeкoppeктных зaдaч для иcхoдных дaнных, пpинaдлeжaщих нeкoтopoмy вcюдy плoтнoмy мнoжecтвy cooтвeтcтвyющeгo фyнкциoнaльнoгo пpocтpaнcтвa.

>你喜欢大哥怎么操啊

I had that happen to me, actually, down to the details (it was a black girl asking to read her something romantic in Russian). I googled a pelmeni recipe and read it as if it was a poem

"Onks sun vanhemmat simpukoita, kun sä oot niin helmi?"

Holy balls, sound hillarious, should have tried it.

sucer mon pine, salope

Audibly kekked

Si mayoroper, mykvaela.

>Laz language.

>sucer mon
suce ma

You need some more practice to become a real romantic frenchman, user

esse scheisse

¿Dónde está ese coño?

skal vi ikke bolle?

黑鬼去死吧 XDDDDDDD

>be me, learning German
>be on date
>gf asks this question
> I say "you have massive balls and an ugly ass. I would rather put my cock in the snow
>" Fuck me right here user!"
>mfw