Chebs edition
/brit/
need a qt gf to cuddle
Post your willy/height ratio lads
kay-on
did a post
funny stuff
>preordered the red/blue switch
FUCK
thailad smells
r kev
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What sort of noises do you reckon she makes when taking the BBC?
1:1
i use it as a belt
blacked lesbian scene was actually quite underwhelming
still though, the potential is there
Need an olden time slag
did you just assume my religion? when you say "bless you" you are making the assumption that I am some form of Christian or believe in god. what if I believe in satan? what if i praise satan? saying "bless you" just became an insult. you have no prior knowledge of my religion, and therefore should not say "bless you."
HOW WILL I KNOW?
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ooo eee ooo ooo ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll
NOISES MAKE ME SOOOOOO MAD REEEEEE
So are all those chinky martial arts a load of bollocks then or what? Knew a few lads at school with taekwondo black belts but could never be arsed myself
Judo is more into throwing people around, but Jiu Jitsu focuses mainly on ground wrestling.
well /brit/?
Is there a bigger hero on /brit/?
Fucking awful ones
REEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks /brit/, gonna do this to the big tittied qt I'm gonna see this weekend
5'8 manlet
8 inch shlonger
god is a cruel taskmaster
Full body pic
Pick him up and punt him
I do Wing Chun and I assure you it's quite dangerous you wouldn't want to cross me
>tfw tiny puny skelly virgin
>get jacked after pumping test
>still a virgin
haah
Taekwondo is pretty much useless to most trainees. It gives good balance and kicking strength, but it's very impractical and focuses to much on the chinky showmanship
The value of the belt system also varies greatly
The euro will crash before we leave. It's inevitable at this point. The Italians let the crisis escalate.
No they're solid, it just depends how you apply yourself to your training and which kind you take
Some are not really great for actual fighting and are more for show or meditation
yeah, battered more monks than I can count
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asked a tattoo parlor how much for a black sun on the elbow
they said they don't do business with fascists
didn't think they would know of it
gonna do a bait
Imagine be so mad at losing an argument you bring it into TWO new threads in an attempt to finally 'win'
All the while claiming not to be mad at all lmao
fuck off bender
What the fuck
lmao
Are emos still around?
need a fascist gf
N-no homo
He's definitely not mad, lads.
>The value of the belt system also varies greatly
fun fact: fascist and faggot both mean the same thing
gets the noggin twirlin
Not for long
They don't breed and they have got a high suicide rate as well
me too lad
me too
need to get a life desu boys
any other cocaine lads
whenever i do the slightest bit of gear i end up typing really long paragraphs on /brit/ that i doubt anyone ever reads
embarrassing in a way
@********92
@********25
literally unironically getting fed up with this distilled autism
lmao
i wonder what she looks like with all those filters and inch-thick makeup on.
I ask him not to be rude and point out that loafers aren't a style of Jordan sneaker.
it's a tattoo parlour of course they would know
don't think so
emo was just a edgy sort of thing but then emo got too popular
i'm sure the emos of today's generation like something else strange
Did someone say Black Sun?
Would love to have a gf who was into bdsm, tie her up in sexy latex and whip and call her mean stuff, then shag her hard and after we could cuddle and watch gremlins 2
*punches you in the face*
WELCOME TO EARF
All the weird people at my school you know, furries, emos and stuff hang out at the same place and speak english to each other
once took a sc of me telling them to SPEAK FUCKING ICELANDIC
i read them and enjoy them x
well i don't feel very welcome now...
A black belt Icelander I know once went to America to some kind of Taekwondo meeting.
He was excited to learn from the room full of black belts, but became thoroughly disappointed to learn that they were just a bunch of regular blokes kicking like mongs
Excellent banter from the rasheeds here ngl
could do with a true swedish gf rn
If sambo was easy it would be called wrestling and if wrestling was easy it would be called jiu jitsu
*uses aikido techniques so you end up on the floor instead of punching me in the face*
heh
No one cares. We just wanna know what noises she makes.
Are they fucking awful, or brainless girlie cute ones
the fishtail hairstyle is numero UNO
Black belt in origami
are you a fellow cocaine lad?
do you enjoy them in the way that it's interesting the shit that i come out with or in the way that you're laughing at the absolute state of me?
bit racist
That can't be healthy at all
>autism
>autism
>sperg
>u sperg
>u mad
>mad
>how mad
>autism
>le win
>mad
>mad
>mad
>sperg
>i don't sperg
>U SPERG
>autism
>mad
>autism
>mad autism
>sperg
>sperg
>sperg
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What is happening in pic?
Yank chasing runt
There are like 10 degrees of black belt and not all martial arts are actually useful
A lot of the famous Chinese ones are just wank to show off
didn't read this post
youtube.com
beet would absolutely HEEM me so nothing
virus do not click
Yeah, belt system means nothing here at all, really.
Funny thing is, here the classes with the best participants often have no belt to show it. The belt is just a meme to me by this point.
Are these Overwatch mormons?
>are you a fellow cocaine lad?
cant really afford it so stick to psychs desu
>do you enjoy them in the way that it's interesting the shit that i come out with or in the way that you're laughing at the absolute state of me?
both haha
Watched taekwondo in the Olympics and it was boring as fuck, though they'd be going at each other like a Bruce Lee film but it's more like fencing but with kicks
THE BLESSING OF NURGLE
Yeah, he's not mad at all, seriously guise
boxing is what i do but MT is de ''''''best'''''' and most comprehensive stand up art
not a northerner but i think the north's kind of cool in a way
i think one of the best existences is being a rich northerner with no need to worry about money
you all bully the north but the only bad thing you can say is 'lol povvo cunts'
if you were a northerner but not poor then that's quite nice
Gutted that the British guy lost in the last second of the final
the schizophrenic is having an argument with himself again
almost instinctually posted FOY at the sight of all those tired yankisms
own like 10 (TEN) black belts lads
reckon i could HEEM the lot of you on this fact alone
taekwondo kicks are devastating when you get someone who's good at it
watch some knockout compilation on youtube
the noises set him off
benders