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need a qt gf to cuddle

Post your willy/height ratio lads

kay-on

did a post

funny stuff

>preordered the red/blue switch
FUCK

thailad smells

r kev

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What sort of noises do you reckon she makes when taking the BBC?

1:1
i use it as a belt

blacked lesbian scene was actually quite underwhelming

still though, the potential is there

Need an olden time slag

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Creepy

did you just assume my religion? when you say "bless you" you are making the assumption that I am some form of Christian or believe in god. what if I believe in satan? what if i praise satan? saying "bless you" just became an insult. you have no prior knowledge of my religion, and therefore should not say "bless you."

HOW WILL I KNOW?

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are moz

ooo eee ooo ooo ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll

NOISES MAKE ME SOOOOOO MAD REEEEEE

So are all those chinky martial arts a load of bollocks then or what? Knew a few lads at school with taekwondo black belts but could never be arsed myself

Judo is more into throwing people around, but Jiu Jitsu focuses mainly on ground wrestling.

well /brit/?

Is there a bigger hero on /brit/?


Fucking awful ones

REEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks /brit/, gonna do this to the big tittied qt I'm gonna see this weekend

5'8 manlet
8 inch shlonger
god is a cruel taskmaster

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Pick him up and punt him

I do Wing Chun and I assure you it's quite dangerous you wouldn't want to cross me

>tfw tiny puny skelly virgin
>get jacked after pumping test
>still a virgin

haah

Taekwondo is pretty much useless to most trainees. It gives good balance and kicking strength, but it's very impractical and focuses to much on the chinky showmanship
The value of the belt system also varies greatly

The euro will crash before we leave. It's inevitable at this point. The Italians let the crisis escalate.

No they're solid, it just depends how you apply yourself to your training and which kind you take

Some are not really great for actual fighting and are more for show or meditation

yeah, battered more monks than I can count

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asked a tattoo parlor how much for a black sun on the elbow
they said they don't do business with fascists
didn't think they would know of it

gonna do a bait

Imagine be so mad at losing an argument you bring it into TWO new threads in an attempt to finally 'win'

All the while claiming not to be mad at all lmao

fuck off bender

What the fuck

lmao

Are emos still around?

need a fascist gf

N-no homo

He's definitely not mad, lads.

>The value of the belt system also varies greatly

fun fact: fascist and faggot both mean the same thing

gets the noggin twirlin

Not for long
They don't breed and they have got a high suicide rate as well

me too lad
me too

need to get a life desu boys

any other cocaine lads

whenever i do the slightest bit of gear i end up typing really long paragraphs on /brit/ that i doubt anyone ever reads

embarrassing in a way

@********92
@********25
literally unironically getting fed up with this distilled autism
lmao

i wonder what she looks like with all those filters and inch-thick makeup on.

I ask him not to be rude and point out that loafers aren't a style of Jordan sneaker.

it's a tattoo parlour of course they would know

don't think so
emo was just a edgy sort of thing but then emo got too popular
i'm sure the emos of today's generation like something else strange

Did someone say Black Sun?

Would love to have a gf who was into bdsm, tie her up in sexy latex and whip and call her mean stuff, then shag her hard and after we could cuddle and watch gremlins 2

*punches you in the face*
WELCOME TO EARF

All the weird people at my school you know, furries, emos and stuff hang out at the same place and speak english to each other
once took a sc of me telling them to SPEAK FUCKING ICELANDIC

i read them and enjoy them x

dis
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well i don't feel very welcome now...

A black belt Icelander I know once went to America to some kind of Taekwondo meeting.
He was excited to learn from the room full of black belts, but became thoroughly disappointed to learn that they were just a bunch of regular blokes kicking like mongs

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Excellent banter from the rasheeds here ngl

could do with a true swedish gf rn

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If sambo was easy it would be called wrestling and if wrestling was easy it would be called jiu jitsu

*uses aikido techniques so you end up on the floor instead of punching me in the face*

heh

No one cares. We just wanna know what noises she makes.

Are they fucking awful, or brainless girlie cute ones

the fishtail hairstyle is numero UNO

Black belt in origami

the gf
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are you a fellow cocaine lad?

do you enjoy them in the way that it's interesting the shit that i come out with or in the way that you're laughing at the absolute state of me?

bit racist

That can't be healthy at all

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Yank chasing runt

There are like 10 degrees of black belt and not all martial arts are actually useful

A lot of the famous Chinese ones are just wank to show off

didn't read this post

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beet would absolutely HEEM me so nothing

virus do not click

Yeah, belt system means nothing here at all, really.

Funny thing is, here the classes with the best participants often have no belt to show it. The belt is just a meme to me by this point.

Are these Overwatch mormons?

>are you a fellow cocaine lad?
cant really afford it so stick to psychs desu

>do you enjoy them in the way that it's interesting the shit that i come out with or in the way that you're laughing at the absolute state of me?
both haha

Watched taekwondo in the Olympics and it was boring as fuck, though they'd be going at each other like a Bruce Lee film but it's more like fencing but with kicks

THE BLESSING OF NURGLE

Yeah, he's not mad at all, seriously guise

boxing is what i do but MT is de ''''''best'''''' and most comprehensive stand up art

not a northerner but i think the north's kind of cool in a way
i think one of the best existences is being a rich northerner with no need to worry about money

you all bully the north but the only bad thing you can say is 'lol povvo cunts'
if you were a northerner but not poor then that's quite nice

Gutted that the British guy lost in the last second of the final

the schizophrenic is having an argument with himself again

almost instinctually posted FOY at the sight of all those tired yankisms

own like 10 (TEN) black belts lads

reckon i could HEEM the lot of you on this fact alone

taekwondo kicks are devastating when you get someone who's good at it

watch some knockout compilation on youtube

the noises set him off

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