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Braavosi Play being better written and acted than the actual show edition

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khaleesi wins

>not hold the door edition

I was kinda expecting him to pull out a double lightsaber desu senpai.

MUH

BIG

COCK

Meera is so cute she makes men retarded!

LET'S DO THE TIME WARG AGAIN

*FARTS*

lets talk about the episode preview

what was that last shot of Daario and Dany? Something seems fishy

Arya's storyline is the most boring shit in this entire series. Even worse than the sneks.

What did they mean by this?

How did you guys react to this?

(major spoiler)

How does warging Hodor in the past control him in the present.

>stage play acts like Ned getting decapitated was an accident when hundreds of people saw Joffrey give the order in person

wew

>complaining about characters getting killed
>complaining about character not getting the fate you want
complaining about the story not going the way you want

you are just as shit as normies

I'm not even surprised anymore, the fat man took to long.

HOLD

Reminder that that wasn't Wylis holding the door, that was Bran warging Wylis.

Wylis was in his head screaming as the wights bit and clawed at him

BRAN'S GONNA MAKE ESSOS PAY FOR THE WALL

So Bloodraven and Bran are NOT servants of the Great Other

So what are they? Couple of crazy guys fucking up history for laughs?

That was some sand snek tier spear throwing.

So the direwolves were just direwolves and had no greater meaning or purpose?

>create a retard to hold a door to save your life because you're too busy creating a retard to hold a door to save your life by just having retard's ass get up and carry you out quicker

Whaaaaaaaaat

Requesting a Guardsman Hodor

Rest in Peace you big lug ;_;7

19th for fuck this shitty show and its retarded plots.

first for true azor ahai

So who and what is whispering to the mad king? Could it be the night King?

Kind of confused why Summer suicides, but I guess it just goes to show how important Bran is if all the COTF, Summer and Hodor die for him.


Also confused why even though Bloodraven told him he had to leave after being marked, for whatever reason he thought it was a good time for him and Bran to hop into a vision session.

Also here is DnD explaining the fucking retarded COTF shit -youtube.com/watch?v=X9Jsj9V_Aqg

is there a youyube of the next episode preview up I was too pissed off at GoT feeling the need to depict a massive fucking siezure/brain scramble for forced drama bullshit I didn't cry like a bitch

What are the Starks going to do when Danaerys comes to conquer them? Also reminder Theon is betraying the Starks again by helping out the biggest threat to Westeros.

Agreed. This episode had the fourth "arya gets hit with a stick" episode this season. Fucking filler trash.

F

So what happens to theon and yara now?

xth for Frogfu, 3rd person to kill an Other.

anyone cap that juicy ballsack shot?

How you want your fantasy series f am?

I farted

HOLD THE LINE

Imagine how many 10 year old kids watch this show. DnD are sick fucks.

BRIENNE AND PODRICK TRAVELLING TO THE RIVERLANDS ALONE
BROTHERHOOD WITHOUT BANNERS RETURNING THIS SEASON


LADY STONEHEART INCOMING!!!

REMINDER THAT HODODOR IS GEORGE'S SHITTY OC

What the fuck was the point of including this bit?

So are ALL the CotF finally dead?
And if they made the WW what about that story with the crow finding a female other and fucking off to the far north?

I think the important thing to take away from this episode is that Meera and Bran will be alone together very soon and I can sense D&D wanting a Meera nude scene.

>hold the door time travel is a grrm original

reeee

anyone got a webm of Tromund giving that look to Brienne?

>by helping out the biggest threat to Westeros

Who?

>every episode someone goes out of their way to mention how Stannis is dead

This is really fishy. My guess is he is dead. My guess is he is coming too, as the general of the white walkers.

Inside the episode is out

youtube.com/watch?v=X9Jsj9V_Aqg

Preview is out too

youtube.com/watch?v=7ePO5JXVULM

GEORGE CONFIRMED BEHIND HODOR=HOLD THE DOOR

>british women
>cute
pick one

*record scratch*

HODOR HODOR, HODOR HODOR!!! HODOR.....

so is Margaery getting naked in the next episode?

the thought of her being humiliated like that really turns me on

Hold the door for fat emilia clarke please

Mild disgust and surprise

You can't stand against The Storm.

All you can do is run and try to get out of its way.

DnD are obsessed with cocks.

>MOTHERFUCKING TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT
>MY COCK HAS WARTS
>MY BIG COCK (MY BIG COCK)
>*FARTS*
>I ORDER YOU TO HEAL YOURSELF

DND SAY GRRM TOLD THEM THE ORIGIN OF HODOR AND IT'S HOLD THE DOOR:

youtu.be/X9Jsj9V_Aqg?t=310

>yfw all the dumb shit people are going to complain about from here till the end of the show came straight from GRRM
>yfw they'll slowly realize the books are as hacky as the show, just dulled by more meandering

truly beautiful

They are bringing ships to Danaerys which makes no sense because Theon is supposed to be helping the Starks not betraying them again.

but its all from GRRM

youtube.com/watch?v=X9Jsj9V_Aqg

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cry more nuncle salty

>Also confused why even though Bloodraven told him he had to leave after being marked, for whatever reason he thought it was a good time for him and Bran to hop into a vision session.
It's a close loop. He knows that Bran needed to be there to create Hodor.

Ink is dry.

History written by the victors etc.

Huh that's pretty gay

Best episode of the season so far.

it was still meh.

Clarke can't act for shit, CIA's accent is worse than ever, the kingsmoot was shit, and were now losing based Glen

Forced to /ss/ with all the peasant children in King's Landing.

Bran wasn't in control..

"The starks" at this point consist of people who just want their castle back and fuck the iron throne and anything to do with kingdoms. Dany just wants the iron throne.

>hodor

So did anything with Bloodraven make sense to anyone? Like what was he supposed to be prepared for?

Maybe not being such a cryptic faggot so Bran knows what he's doing

She's super qt

Friendly reminder that these leaks are confirmed 100% real. Trust no others.

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4ki23r/the_truede_leaks_seems_like_he_was_right_after_all/

Wun Wun lives.

>tfw i had genital warts
>tfw I watch the show with my parents
>tfw they know I had it
>tfw my mom said, "warts", laughed and look at me

Screencap this.

Bran will become Bran the builder.

With his newly found Potter magic tier shit, he'll warg\flashback timewarp into the past and teach the first men magic and shit because he learns some ancient secret art.

Leaker confirmed benjen saves em takes em to the wall sorry user.

The further south you go, the worse the story gets. Prove me wrong

In order for Hodor to hold the door, Bran needed to make Wylis go full Hodor...that's the only way Hodor ends up there in the first place

>They are bringing ships to Danaerys

Where the fuck did you get that from?

>And if they made the WW what about that story with the crow finding a female other and fucking off to the far north?

That was just a legend m8.

No more likely to have happened than Bran the Builder doing all that shit, Lann the Clever haunting Casterly Rock to get it, or Durran marrying the daughter of two gods

IN THE BATTLE OF THE DAWN, WE WILL HOLD THE LINE

>Bookfags wasted 20 years of their lifes for time travel nonsense and the others being a bunch of walking WMDs created by treeniggers

wew lads

Fuggg, will the mark on Bran's arm allow the White Walkers to get past the magical wards on the Wall?

This nigger. How am I supposed to love a dead man? I can't and I won't.

...

>Also confused why even though Bloodraven told him he had to leave after being marked, for whatever reason he thought it was a good time for him and Bran to hop into a vision session.

He wasn't aware that the Others had teleportation abilities

>yfw you are watching this show with your mom and this scene comes on

Danaerys. He is giving her ships so she can go conquer the Starks and everyone else in westeros

wow, who is that blonde actress?

BTW Why isnt the author writting the books instead of fucking plays?

time travel

bookfags cant even defend gurms bullshit writting

why? I thought uncle iron cock was doing that, wouldn't that be helping him? Why would they do that?

Isn't the storm the enemy of the drowned god?

>not falling in love for the best accent in the world

I just wish they had good teeth

Gotta make it Lannister-friendly so they can bring the show to Westeros someday

>Preview is out too
Jaime getting even more shit
And if the leaks are true we's character development will literally be raped.

Can anybody explain why they didn't have Summer just pull the sleigh?

3ER is actually Bran from a failed future, going back to the past to help his younger self be strong enough for the big battle to come.

We DBZ now

screencap this tbqh familams

>people srsly thought that a fat uneducated person, who has 0 experience in real life and jobs, would write a good fiction about drama

>people srsly thought that a fat guy who has enjoyed a second of his life because of how retarded he is to actually care about his health, would write something intelligent

baka so hard

Why did Sansa tell CIA to go back to Moat Cailin? Why does she think that the Tullys will march 1000 miles north? Does she forget the RW happened?

my mom said:

>EWWWWWW

He's also going to Warg into Dany's dragons and fight the others. Possibly warging into Jon as Azor Ahai as well. He's probably the one who first creates the Lord of Light too, so Stannis can die and Melisandre can save Jon.

It's time travel senpai.

I thought the same and figured they didn't know how long it would take for the walkers to arrive and that blood Raven still had a lot left to show and teach Bran so he wanted to get everything he could before they arrived. Obviously, the walkers arrives much sooner than they thought they would.