Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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You're red~ Is it because I'm hugging you?
Calamity-masu'd
Well at least I'll have a cute angel to guide me to heaven~
Think I got to 145mph, but it's night time and my backpack was dragging me back so I didn't feel like pushing it. Maybe I'll hit it hard on the way home.
Sanic speeds to work. And rice crispie treats.
Sup witchu Freedom Bote?
Oh, Maki will "stay up" with you alright. :^)
One day you'll go fast, Smugs.
Claimed.
CLAIMU!
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cuddles + snek = good time
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Flameproof fire pooch poobags, food. Her jacket may double up as a fire blanket. Fire jacket
Trist claim
Claimed
>Yume
Sounds very familiar, but I'm not totally sure.
Wasn't because of this guy that Syndra went full edgemaster?
Iowa claimed
Just watchin some youtube and postin here on the thread. Been a nice day so far. How bout you?
Thanks Shiro! Really appreciate it.
nah man somethings gotta be up. Like how're you doin
Like I said above just watchin some youtubes and winding down for the night til it picks up again.
>Nah Friday is already whats good for me fam
Obviously. What did you expect from the greatest country in the world?
Not too much. hanged out with friends today and that was fun. Just takin it easy for now. I take it your bike is your new love?
>Nico
I lived in another city for college when I went to that barber
I dropped college since then and came back into my hometown kek
>lil' smug
It's a mystery~
:^)
You flirt~
How goes it?
(Glitch)
Nobody would ever look into the .pngs besides just looking at the picture.
(Zmeya Zasranets)
>Lazernaya pushka
Poluchat' udovol'stviye skuchnym , kak der'mo s pidor pistoletom.I ne oblazhalsya russkiy yazyk angliyskimi bukvami tak yebat' mal'chik , kak vy mozhete dazhe popytat'sya prochitat' , no ne perevesti yego .
(Iowa)
Nyet. :^)
(Zmeya Zasranets)
Galil ne koshka tupoy grebanyy kusok der'ma zmei grebanoy furri
Please don't, motorcycles are a million times more dangerous than cars which are already incredibly dangerous. Even if you have one of those (pretty neat actually) full body motorcycle suits its still incredibly easy to get crippled, vegetabled, or dead.
M'lady claimed
soul crushing pain Claimed
Lilly claimed
If you don't love me then why do I have this picture from our wedding~
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Closing in best wife candidate.
Cute, but subpar.
QOTT:How do you like your coffee?I either freeze mine and drink it black or just get a caramel mocha from McDonalds. I rarely drink coffee though.
Fuck you, that was mine.
you just fucking call me a furry? did the cat fucker call me a furry?
Claimed.
I dislike coffee
no
Harlily Quinn
>Tristana
Fuck you.
One day, plushie. One day
More in the men's gymnastics
I'll solve it one day ',:^)
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>M'smugger
I rarely drink coffee but i like it a bit sweet
Suki ya mog by . Takzhe ya ne trakhat'sya koshek .
You deviant.
Saber claim
Alright then. Who're watching
>Ceiling comment
Bored and watching the rabb.it stream
Short hair gets me
Nihilism.
Nice fucking quints, Hanako and Lily married confirmed.
I barely touch the stuff, but when I do, black.
No, not at all!
Because....
>Quints
Shit, I can't dispute that...
What's that supposed to mean =~=
Womens for sure I'm not sure about mens :/
Oh i see :) any reason you dropped it?
My get game too strong with Lilly
Yes you can.
Stop flirting with Hanako, you're not married, you never were, you never will be.
Divorce with Quints. This marriage is going to last a while
Was it Yume's fault Syndra went full edgelord? I don't think so. I mean there was always playful banter, but not much more. I liked to tease them now and again, shipping them and so-forth, but it was all in good fun.
Unless something happened I'm not aware of both are pretty cool people.
Noice Cheeki, don't die though.
Good point. There's no need to integrate that into the play-style, leave it as an accessory for the miscellaneous features. The salty tears would be hilarious though.
>Is Amatsu apart of that clique? :^)
Chilling with some music, how about you my dude?
I can't, remember? Said that then it happened twice in a row. I'll hang in there.
That is absolutely disgusting.
>planche pushup
Boi, that's beyond my skill level.
claiming potato girl
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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Forgot to claim.
These quints say otherwise
I don't care about your digits ya little shit.
I knew you would admit that you love me and married me~
Well, you can divorce with Lily if she finds you're seeing someone else?
I swear to fukin god you fox gun commie language spoutin shit
I'm not necessarily watching it but how are they doin?
Cow Chop right now.
>I swear to god _____ comment
I'm sure you got something to make you less bored and I wouldn't know whats streaming lol
Just watchin the new cow chop my dude.
Howdy
Hanako still loves me~
>Forgot image
I cant pick up my niece and prepare dinner so Im the #assholeuncle
The power of quints is too much...
Shut up. This is only happening because of quints
I'm ALREADY seeing someone else!
Nah. She can see other people as long as she admits I'm the main chick
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You better come up into the north to solve it then
You can wear shorts and tee-shirts during winter, trust me on this one :^)
rip Rin x Hana
I hated every second of it. Liberal propaganda as education gets really tiring for a while. Plus the degree was worthless unless I went to uni, which I didn't want to
So I'm enlisting instead
Exactly! People get mad already for the configurable controllers, it'd be worse if the keyboard/mouse was a thing
>Amatsu popular
>Have to compete against Shimakaze
Nope~
Heya Maks
Chill tracks
Lily! It's been a while.
Glupyy bog proklyataya zmeya svoloch' dazhe ne mogu nayti perevodchika ili oskorbit' menya. Simpatichnaya chertovski zhalok .
Only because I like you and you said fox.
lesbianism.
Yep! Although my legs and arms are a bit tired from how much I've been riding it. And it probably won't let up anytime soon, as I've got a few things to do tomorrow as well.
Only to a select few~
Goes pretty well, about to make some microwave Mac and cheese. How about you~?
I agree completely. But the freeway heading away from downtown is rather dead empty at 7AM. If anything, I'll open it up on a straight away at least.
I don't. Coffee is far too bitter for my taste.
Ayyyy, when are we making a /waifu/ biker gang? :^)
Oh nothin, Ki. Nothing. :^)
I can't die yet, we've yet to go drifting!
>By the way, Rocketman was the song that was playing for a bit on the freeway. Entirely fitting. I gotta make a good playlist though.
Checked
Aw damn. I just heard soemthing about a lady who messed her neck up today during volleyball. Hope shes okay
Same here. And im trying to do a muscle up
They placed 14 out of 24 dude
No other reason but that?
Whatever then.
Claim'd
Heya person I can't remember because I have awful memory
I have no idea what you just said, but I'll take it as a threat.
And your undying love for me~
God tier
For fucks sake, I jinxed myself on (Nico)
I suppose...
(Shinoa)
I must not have payed much attention to that when I used to lurk.
(Hanako)
(Rem)
I don't think you understand, I just love giving and receving ear nibbles.
>I had a pic somewhat related, but I seemed to have misplaced it.
man what he said is bugging me and im not going to be able to sleep im bothered as fuck help me sleep waifu
Claimed
She tantrumed for 10 seconds then went back to watching Big Hero 6 once she figured out I wasnt dealing with it
She's gonna kill me when she comes back...
I don't love you! I've never loved you, and I NEVER will, so QUIT IT!
Nice!
That's fine. I'm the same as well.
Omenja from League, we had team chat on Skype waay back
K. Go to sleep
What time is it where you're at?
Would it be a bad idea if i asked what he said?
I think you might be thinking of the other Lilly claimer who hardly ever posts anymore. I blame myself as I usually claim Lilly first
I like this one:
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For anyone who will give me shit for my gif title:
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This should help.
2:30 am I have issues if i cant sleep i freak the fuck out i would get in huge trouble if i couldnt sleep as a kid so its engraved in me
Why thank you my friend. Good freedom will come to you.
lolwat have you been riding it like all the time now? Anything interesting for tomorrow?
I take it that's really good and expected of the greatest country on this entire planet
Enlisting hmm? well i have my own thoughts about the army but we don't have to get into that. I'm glad you found something you wanted to do.
say it! or i'm not talking with you u_u
You're a pervert and you should shut it...
Oh really? ouch.. that sounds really bad..
I'm sorry i didn't mean to jinx you D:
When a few more of us gets a bike ',:^)
Alright I'll take your word on it :^)
Kek it was around April when it happned
Just sleep dude
Children
Lesbiyanki dlya grebanyye zapazdyvayushchiye pediki byt' chestnym
I'll pray for you.
Zatknites' vy otstalyy rogonosets.
Ty khoroshiy chelovek vniz vnutri Esdeath , tol'ko nemnogo pereputalis' , no eto ne vasha vina .
You're a good person down inside Esdeath, just a little messed up but it's not your fault.
Boy if you don't
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You love me and you know it baby. Those quints don't lie~
Nearly 2.
>best pumpkin chopping setup ever
>Rory-sama
thanks
im a pathetic fat fuck and he would fuck me up if i came over and i have no friends and to kill myself all that
Bunnies?
Walk around for two minutes, masturbate, drink some milk and then just lay down.
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Holy shit can you seriously GO AWAY. I DON'T WANT YOU.
Haven't hear of him either. Badass image too
>Also are you sure you don't want a shipmate yet?
I'm an American, I'm free as can be.I just like to speak Russian.
>TFW I just realized will never talk to Eugene Stoner or Mikhail Kalashnikov
Just end it now fam
Move to Montana.
Also this.