So what's the consensus on male masturbators...

So what's the consensus on male masturbators? I was thinking of picking one up on amazon for

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fleshlight is pretty lit not gonna lie

Men feeling pleasure is a fucking abomination.

How can it be lit when it is not a functioning flashlight?

the huge pricetag is the only thing that turns me off. there are ones 6x cheaper on amazon

Get the Tenga Fliphole. Worth every penny.

Download the Geek app (the green+white logoed one) and search for sex toys on there. They're super fucking cheap, for real. Like, entire asses for $5 and shit. It's amazing.

>Geek app
this does not seem legit lmao

He ain't lyin

Seriously. I've gotten a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff off of here, and only ever been disappointed by a few things (namely electronics). Shipping takes goddamn forever, but it's still super cheap.

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It's legit. I've bought a ton of shit from there. The caveat is that it's usually the Asian knockoffs and you have to wait like 6 weeks or some shit for stuff to come in. But hey, it's hella cheap.

Also, if you do use that app and you find something you like on there, never buy the first one you see (unless it's $1); usually, the same item has been posted multiple times, and can be found for cheaper, if you scroll down a bit more, or search for the item with a few words from its description. Had to learn that shit the hard way.

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OP if your gonna buy one, but a cheaper one and see what you think. They're quite generic. The gf bought me on for less than 30CAD at a local sex shop and it was the motherfucking bees knees. Just make sure you rise it out after you use it and your golden.

This is true, ir usually is an Asian knockoff. But sometimes, it's just shit that was sold in the USA but made in China anyways. Like, you know that rotating dog nail shaver thing they sell on TV for like $19.99? The Geek app had it for $7. I snatched that bitch up.

What about real dolls what do you think about those things?

Hell yeah. I also bought several lockpick "training" tools that most companies won't ship to my state.

Sure... If you've got $5 grand to blow on one.

do any have built in vibrator or can attach to a wand vibrator?

But dose any one have some actual experience with a real doll

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Because of the nature of the material, vibes don't work well with it. The walls of the fleshlight just absorb all the vibrations. You'd need a very very strong vibe to get a result, and then you're dipping into over-strong desensitising territory.

TLDR: Vibes suck in fleshlights, you want juicy for pleasure instead.

There is a silicone vag on Amazon that I'm actually warming up for play time right now. It tends to look white with a pink opening, but feels really really realistic, at least the first month or so.

They have some issues:
They can be a bit of a hassle to clean, not bad, but it's about five minutes for me to clean and sterilize since it is not open-ended.
There are apparently two versions, so it is a crapshoot on which you get. You can tell by opening the package and looking inside the inner labia (it has both). If you see a nubby ring then the one you have is the firm and fake feeling one (I don't care for those, and I don't have DGS sensitivity issues). If it doesn't and all you see are ridges and bumps you good to go.
They also have an oral simulator, tongue and teeth, a bit small (I'm about 9") but if worked on the head it can feel so realistic I actually get confused in the heat of the moment and forget I'm not getting a blowjob. It even feels like a throat as you go deeper. Also not opened ended, cleaning is quicker since it is smaller.

Both toys sell for less than $20.
The vagina tends to wear, I have a regular body pillow and lay sideways with it tucked in a towel to keep lube from getting everywhere (more on that in a sec). The silicone is soft, don't expect it to last for longer than 6 months (at about three times a week). after that it will loose it's tightness and start coming apart on the inside.
The oral toy can last a lot longer. Seriously my first one lasted for about 8 months!

I recommend buying good lube. Amazon sells this stuff, with a little anime chick on it for about $13. There is lube and there is lube, this stuff feels more like a liquid skin. Not realistic but way more impressive than cheap lubes like KY. It's not runny either, and at the price you get a large amount. The great thing is you don't need much at all. I use just under a teaspoon and manage to stay wet for a full session (normally about 40 minute to 90 minutes).

Fleshlight is the bomb. Don't give a fuck about your relationship status, it feels fucking amazing.

Oh man, this baby was my best purchase. Pop a little greenery in, turn the knob to the plus sign, wait for it to heat up, and suck dem vapors. It's tricky getting the temperature just right (cuz it comes from fucking Germany and doesn't include instructions lmao), but it's 100% worth it. Especially when things like this usually go for like $200-700 in your average head shop.

I do. Don't waste your money. I was on a friends yacht for a few weeks and some rich mother fucker left one in his guest room. His dad's friend I guess. I ended up finding it before anyone else. Shameless as I am, I tried it. Save your money. If you took a fleshlight and threw it in a silicone mold that's what you have with these. The Tenga masturbation toys I have are much better. Funny I should come across this on Sup Forums looking for porn while currently using one.

That makes me sad. Those things are quite beautiful. I wish I could afford one.

Get the alibaba app and search sex toys. Much cheaper, and feels the same

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If Voldo had a vagina...

In what order...?

which ones do you have exactly

I'd say go for a chastity cage instead and lock up your cocklet

Here, save up your paper route money.....

I'd trade all the tendies in the world...

Bad dragon ones any good?

id rather explain away a flesh light than a whole fucking doll...just me though

I used it like 5 - 10 times and threw it in the trash.

(wasted trips asshole)
>lit

Fucking gas yourself negro

absolutely, the dildos are amazing, I'd imagine the penetrables are pretty bad though.

user save up a few more dollars and go get an asian massage. Use Rubmaps.com to find one near your area. pay the massage fee and then bust a fat nut

what is the blow job one?

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Pictures of your playtime? :)

can we see playtime?

RealDolls can take a real beating. What the fuck did that doll go through for silicone to tear and the socket to break?

not that user but I own one of these
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this one has teeth

Imagine the seller's face if you sent this back.

Holy shit

Nah, sorry. Most of it is with my toy wrapped in a towel (to retain warmth) and tucked between my bed and a body pillow (I need a better pillow, this one is too light). Not very exciting to look at, but the feel is amazing. None of those masturbatory firecrackers, these toys like me right up and give me those deep orgasms I have when I'm inside a woman...

Also got so late I faded too much, so I put my toys away. F5 is addictive here.

What's a cheap good vagina/mouth one that I can buy cheap in Canada? Thanks yo. Horny bro here

Is this for real? Been so long that I'm starved enough for anything that isn't a rotund mother of six. I'd even be fine with an old dragon lady with soft milking hands.

I have one, about to use right now, it amazes me how complex and much maintenence it needs. It would be that owning a vagina even one that doesn't come with a psychotic brain attached to it is still a pain in the assx that said, it's pretty damn close to real, I use a vr headset and hook that up while I use my fleshlight, gets the job done better than the hand.

I'd think the same thing?

Questions:

Is it legal?

What's the ratio of hot to not hot?

Have you been to one? Story time please.

please this

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Its a pain to wash.

Thinking of getting the mouth one

is it good? the BJ one... the mouth of truth, sounds good. might get it

saaaame

i own a real fleshlight and a 20 dolor ebay one and cant tell the difference they do need to be cleaned and dry out if you neglect it but i would recommend getting one of these they are cheap indestructible and play great with body wash which the keeps the gf happy

Bought one of these from BD and it was probably the best purchase of my life. Don't cheap out and get a shitty one. Higher price = Higher quality. No issues with silicone tearing with my toys. Just wait for a sale or buy one that has a "defect" or whatever

This

only if you have a thin dick.

How do you figure?

I've used both. The mouth is less complicated, warms faster (I use those blue gel packs and wrap them together in a towel) good for a quicker thrill and feels like getting head from a supple young mouth.

The teeth are firm but flexible, and can gently scrape if you want (you have full control), the tongue is nice, but the throat is also a nice extra, both have a texture that en enhances the realism.

The real fun comes if you are willing to really play with it, learn where ton gently squeeze and the tongue will lift, and you can tickle your frenulum or the tip and the glans

I've had deep explosive jisms in both. They offer different possibilities, and it is good depending on the mood. If I want mouth and I go for it I blast so hard I'm sleepy. The vaj is great because of how I lay with it, and I summon those deep hot fluids, the kind of orgasm that I can feel draining the heat from my prostate. I can almost not stand for a good few minutes (the towels help).

Not him, tried those, my circumference is exactly 6", I couldn't even get the head in, and the thing sounded like a close-up of slobbering fish

Fuck yeah. That sounds amazing. Will start with that since it's a good price.

I'm in a long distance relationship...this will help.

jesus fuck please describe your orgasms more...

fleshlights are good that first time then everytime after that its a chore and less satisfying

So the general /jp/ consensus is that Fleshlights are whiteo piggu shit, so give a look to onaholes, the JP equivalent. Softer material and usually more interesting inside designs (obviously this plays a part into sensation). I've ordered the 3 i have from toydemon and they've all more or less been fun to use, however I'd recommend either giving the cheapest Tenga a try or saving for something decent, Tengas are generally shit but they get you started before you invest too much.