Guys I got Netflix today, what I should watch?

Guys I got Netflix today, what I should watch?

Your moms sextaps

The show with the interracial softcore porn directed by that kike

>Guys i got fridge today, what i should eat?

Blue is the Warmest Color

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt if you're into 30 rock style humor. Making a murderer. New Patton Oswald is alright. People seem to like daredevil but I don't enjoy that super hero stuff.

I use it mostly for comfy sitcoms to leave on as background noise.

Frasier, Malcolm in the Middle, Friends, 30 Rock, Rules of Engagement, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Cheers, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Office, et cetera.

Were you looking for something more specific?

kek

Game of thrones

Watch, in this order:

Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Trek: The Animated Series
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: Voyage Home
Star Trek V: Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Generations
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Trek: Enterprise

When you're done, the original series will be ready for you to watch again.

Game of thrones

>Go to theater
>It's penis inspection day
>Didn't wash today
>Usher pulls back on my foreskin
>"Sir, you're not allowed to bring your own cottage cheese."
>Get escorted by security in front of everyone
>Also issued a 30 day ban
>tfw

trailer park boys

That happend to me twice last week

But game of thrones isn't on netflix you silly boys

Watch Hercules and Xena concurrently so the crossovers match up. Or do the same thing with Buffy and Angel.

>foreskin
Here's the problem user

posted it in the wrong thread

>tfw

Anyone who says nothing is on Netflix doesn't know what to look for.

Norte, the end of History
The Strange Color of your body's tears
A summers Tale
Oslo August 31
Uncle Boonmee who can recall his past lives
Stray Dogs
Hard to be a God
Gomorrah
The Conformist
Nostalghia
A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence
To The Wonder
The Hunt
Filth
Y Tu mama Tambien
My Left Foot
Valhalla Rising
Amadeus
The Master
It's Such a Beautiful Day
Upstream Color
Primer
City of God
The Man who shot Liberty Valance
His Girl Friday
Unforgiven
Like Father Like Son
Sunset Boulevard
Short Term 12
Metropolis
I'm still Here
To Catch a Thief
Horse Money
Russian Ark
The Longest Day
Kagemusha
Eyes Wide Shut
Winters Sleep
Arabian Nights
Out 1

Holy shit, bump, people need to know patrician movies are so easy to access

3rd Rock

Colin Quinn - The 'Toosh
Kimmy Schmidt
Moonrise Kingdom
Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
American Dad

...

Add Harold & Maude to that as well

>he fell for the stream jew

farscape

>short term 12
Invalidates your whole list T B H

Jauja
Uncle Boonmee
White God
Tabu
La Sapienza
Ilo Ilo
Stray Dogs
Two Days, One Night
About Elly
Punch Drunk Love
Hard to Be A God
Upstream Color
Ida
Like Someone in Love
The Piano Teacher
Mauvais Sang
Boy Meets Girl
Holy Motors
I Used to Be Darker
Winter Sleep
Funny Games
The Duke of Burgundy
A Girl Walks Home Alone at night
Gomorrah
All About Eve
Venus in Fur
Kagemusha
Lawrence of Arabia
Nostalghia
Young Girls of Rochefort
Sunset Boulevard
Force Majeure
3 Women
Russian Ark
Baran
Samsara
Naqoyqatsi
A Summer's Tale
Out 1
The Assassin
Horse Money
The Forbidden Room
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
2001
Taxi
Victoria

t. embryos

Chuck