You're a director with $50 million to make a movie

You're a director with $50 million to make a movie.

What's it about?

>in b4 "nice try Hollywood." I fucking wish.

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My name is Michael Bay.

the movie would be about spending fucking all of it trying to get people to behave a certain way and replacing shit i break out of frustration

Transformers 6: We're Still Making Money With These?

Something explaining why feminism and social justice are good.

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A guy who's a completely unlikable asshole is trying to be an asshole
but his attempts at being an asshole make him seem like the nicest man in the world.

50 million dollar documentary? Jesus. Are you interviewing the Pope?

I'd make an Eclipse Phase thriller.

Spring Time for Donald Trump.

You'll make your budget back.

One of two things.

A man with the ability to put his consciousness in another person's body. They let it get so out of hand that they dont know if they ever had a family, or what gender they were born as. Every time they skip to a new person, the freshly left body is put in a coma while the original owner attempts to claim their mind back. This danger causes a group to hunt down and stop the mind jumper.


The entire world is getting hotter and hotter every year. It's gotten so bad that wnergy rich cities and towns have installed air conditioners as if they were light posts. Idk what the plot would be yet but I really like the setting. I imagine I could do something along the lines of "a city is running out of power to keep itself cool and needs to take dirty, illegal, alternate measures."

A GOW movie. It's got potential.

I'd watch that first one

50% Explosions
40% Naked Bitches
30% Nicolas Cage
35% Dinosaurs
10% Aliens
80% Dark Comedy
100% Serious Plot

some things may over lap

"Mind Jumper" is your working title. Sounds like you could use some Frankenstein references in your plot with the town ganging together to catch him. Maybe your protagonist is an anti-hero who ends up dying at the end. He encounters somebody who's able to best him in a fight of mental wills, and fucks his brain into submission until he explodes his head Scanners style.

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oh goodness if i made crap on that level i wouldn't even take the money, i'd pay to keep my name from being attached to it
i fucking hate when i just say fuck it and have to get something done and just do something absurd and not very thoughtful to fill the time, it amuses people but i just don't like how effortless it is when i could of done something clever

The first scene in Billion Dollar Movie is good. It heads straight down hill from there. You can't go from 11 minutes of wackiness to 90 minutes of the same thing. I know Tim and Eric have both acknowledged this.

I would make a far reaching space exploration film, where the crew really explore their homosexual feelings for one another while basicly being an otherwise unchanged remake of event horizon.

I'd make the main cast;

Nicholas cage
Ron pearlman
Steven seagall
Vin diesel

The book I'm writing.

>GOW

No more video game movies.

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I didn't see it, I'm not trying to shit on them or what they do. I seen clips of their show on tv briefly just like I understand it and I've had to do stuff like that when I was in school. i find it a little demeaning to produce things that way to the person that has to be involved in it im not having fun and pretending to smile it's like if we had a table and i took a shit on it and they give me a pat on the head for doing it. it's demeaning to me too. theres lots of shit i wouldn't do, money or not.

I'd do a documentary on a few crack heads. Real gutter shit though, not pussy Intervention shit.

I'd redo suicide squad. I'm still heartbroken for how shitty it was.

WWII drama starring the cast of family guy.

Call it saving private brian.

about fucking your mom

niggers in their natural habitats and i'd give all the money besides 250k to the police dept.

title it: the side the media doesnt want you to see

>You're a director with $50 million to make a movie.

i'd take out a loan and get another $10 million to hire Adam Sandler.

He'd get his bullshit product placement in from Coke and Sony and whatever fast food shit, and we'd each take home a check for $80 million

8% on RottenTomatoes??? oh no i am upset about this for some reason rofl

Dune

>some things may over lap
As long as it's not the "naked" and "Nick Cage" parts we're good on the math.

2 and a half hours (not including credits) of close-ups of anuses that are actively shitting with a loop of someone saying "This is the best movie to come out of Hollywood since 1941."

I'd make a sci fi.

The world has just run out of sci fi for some reason, all the new shit that comes out is like "one person trapped in space" because it's the lowest budget sci fi they can manage.

The mind jump ability is a good one faggot. Bravo.

As long as the monstrous force that was turning everyone gay was David Geffen.

In an Utopian world, every person has their own personal ATM that dispenses exactly how much money that person needs for the day. Food, clothes, a movie from time to time, the occasional parking ticket etc... Yours rarely exceeds $150.

Today you are given $70.000.000. Joy quickly turns to panic as exceeding amounts of shit start hitting the fan.


>inb4 screencapping so i can rape hollywood if they steal my stuff.

Thanks nigger I'm glad you like it

I'd make a chan movie
Cameras in annons rooms and film there day to day autistic activity
So the world can see we all ain't bad guys and furry phaggots

they're going to release a new one next year

House party gets crashed, literally, by violent alien filled spaceship... but these motherfuckers crashed the wrong party. ©me all rights reserved don't steal my shit

spend 45 mil to make really bad ass action movie trailers but then have the whole movie be 2 hours of homoerotic tension with 0 action

Test

gay porn starring op

I'd make it on all the feminazis and SJW's so normal people can see the problems that they cause

Copyrighting the name "CRASHED" for my idea, too
©me 2016-earth no longer exists

Like I'm giving any of my billion dollar ideas out to fucking Sup Forums. Nice try plagiarists.

Female Hulk

Spend 20k making crappy porno. Pocket 49.8 million.

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iv always had an cool idea about the earth that could be in a book or a movie were instead of the big bang happening, the meteor that hit would turn the earth into an inverted sphere so like the only way to exit earths atmosphere is through a hole the size of a small country and just say your on ground, you could see across the world by looking up. so suppose id like to make a reality-questioning sci-fi film

We can all agree that Adam Sandler is a shit tier director/actor. Make a "realistic" mock movie about how he wastes the budget on drug, gambling, vacations and prostitues. But instead of goin full serious movies, actually spent the budget on drug, gambling, whatever and film yourself going down the rabbit hole. Make it a fake character study, give it some deep moments and serious movie critics and hipsters are going to see you as movie god.

it's a mockumentary about a director who travels the world eating, drinking and entertaining promicuous women
-making takes some 25 years

thats maybe one of the most autistic things ive read in a while

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Factual true story of hitler and btfo hollyjews and their kikery lies

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and directly oppisete of the hole the meteor made is the meteor itself that some religious fanatics chant over. similar to the dudes in fallout 3 that see the bomb in megaton a symbol of hope or w/e

Desperate idea hunter detected

i only just realised how flawed my idea is. i admit it, im retarded

I'd remake the magnificent 7 the right way instead of the garbage movie that's supposed to come out this year. Will be different from the original, but not some commie propaganda flick.

The Sasquatch Gang 2

I'm pretty sure bojack horseman was made by Sup Forums just for me.

or like dead space lol

Hollywood's only out of Ideas because they let focus groups and company executives make the decisions. The old school ad agencies figured out focus groups were not a very accurate way to figure out what drives people to buy products . People tend to lie ,build on,and embellish on what they think a person either want's or doesn't want to hear

>>A Movie with lots and lots of Sex scenes
>>Female Protagonists are Natalie Dormer, Keira Kneightley and Sophie Turner
>>Male Protagonist is me
>>.....
>>Profit

Hundreds of years down the track earth is about to get shit on by a massive asteroid. Humans discover a way to travel light speed or even FTL travel and leave earth in a fleet of ships that can sustane themselves. After floating around the universe for ages they enter a solar system by accident that is identical to the one they were in before they left

"Big massive black dildo 2"

"The Last Nigger on Earth" starring Tom Hanks

it's a porn of me fucking 1000 women

The world's longest Virtual Reality POV porn movie with me as the male dummy and thousands of women sucking and fucking me.

Focus groups and corporate executives ruined movies as an art form, with focus groups and targeting demographics . The old school ad agencies figured out that focus groups and targeted demographics were a black hole in the 50's and 60's. Once you go that rough you ended up being stuck with limited ideas and options. The same themes and ideas just get used over and over until the general public are immune to them ,and don't even pay attention to them. Neil Mcelroy even wrote about the subject.

Ain't nobody gonna wanna watch that. There's a reason there's no intervention on TV anymore.

nvm it's a porn of me fucking 50,000 women over the course of ten years

Uhm, ok, about this:
Adam Sandler is in love with some girl, but then it turns out the girl is actually a golden retriever. Title: Puppy Love

that's 13 women a day

I dunno. Young people are way smarter and better informed and have more entertainment options these days. Tricking people into stuff that is "cool" doesn't really work anymore.

I guess a movie about living off the grid away from technology? Teens love to rebel against things they love

what are they doing to his dong?

I would blow the entire budget on one really really really really good dick pic.

I would love someone to be able to produce a movie from the Xenosaga series. Of course it would have to be more than one movie, and the game with its super ass long cutscenes is basically a movie on it's own. I honestly believe it would or could have great promise though. Expecially for the fact many adults and younger children probably wouldn't even know/or would have heard of the game. Allowing it to be maybe a bit fresh in the idea of some minds other than "omg video game movie gtfo"

Plus I wanna see some Kos-Mos booty.

Nice.
Your dick or someone elses?

>Today you are given $70.000.000. Joy quickly turns to panic as exceeding amounts of shit start hitting the fan

That sounds dumb? Who cares about money if you're given it for free everyday? That's like saying a rich person woke up with a million and 1 dollars instead of just a million.

It'll take him 7 mn per day

Tommy Hayworth, a middle school student finally had enough of getting bullied. One day, he killed everyone with a sharp pencil at his school. Mo survivors. On the wall it says "end bullying". He escaped. Part 2?!!!!!!!

I'd watch it fucking faggot.

The siege of malta. Evil ragheads dying at the hands of European Roman Catholic gentlemen who move the audience to tears with their bravery and honour while they spear ragheads in vast numbers.

Already made it. Go watch constantine and fap.

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Circumcision?

I'd watch it, but the SJW hordes would go frothy denouncing it as anti-muslim

I could give you a story about a scam that would make an excellent movie. But the movie would never be made because it's a true story and the same people that produce those movies are involved with the scam. It's all about money laundering

I'd like to be in this movie.

well you would have to explain the reason as to why they were stomping muslims:
Islam's Conquest of the Mediterranean.

VR porn

Free PR.

The fall of fort St. Elmo - fighting to the last man and refusing re-enforcements because their death would also be certain, the last man straps himself to a chair so he can blow the whole thing to fuck just as the evil horde over run it. And that is true and one small part that lead to glorious victory through bravery and dedication from a massively outnumbered group of hero's who saved Europe from ottman invasion. IF only Heston were still alive.

A woman and her dog go through a strange romance when an alien spaceship gives the dog Adam Sandler personality.

Nicholas Cage voices an animated nuclear missile who is obsessed with music from the 1980s

Headpatting catgirls.

it's a movie about me fucking 45 hot chicks. 1 mill for each of them, 5 for me/production costs. A few porn stars, a few movie stars, a few random hot chicks, some models, you guys know the deal. I wouldn't waste 45 million either, I'm talking all 9/10 or 10/10 bitches.

Potential. He could be friends with an elderly piece of nuclear artillery called bob in a whole charlottes web style dialogue. The way the world is this will get made while the Siege of Malta will not