Yes I'm married

Yes I'm married.

Yes I get laid 5/7 nights per week AT A MINIMUM.

Tell me again why you plebeians choose to be single? lol

I like having money.

I could easily take your wife from you faggot

Juden

/thread

Interesting argument.

Being married basically doubles your income though since your wife has a job so...

Doubt it.

You would try and fail.

>married

>5/7 times a week

Hokay.

Because I don't choose too m8 gr8 b8 r8 5/8. F8 h8 me m8

Well we've only been married for 2 years and we have 1 kid.

But yea that's pretty much how often we have sex.

Not bait buddeh. I'm here AMA.

I want to get married but most girls I've dated don't have morals or loyalty. Are super ungrateful. And just suck you dry of all your resources. They cheat on you just to spite you or because they are bored. They have orbiters on standby and as back ups. Despite this it doesn't mean I won't try and get laid. Its just most females are trash and just aren't worth marrying. I don't want some masculine drug slut for a wife I want a real woman

Sweet digits brah!

Also op, that poon is eventually going to dry up and then if u want some ur shit out of luck unless it's an open marriage or u cheat. Dumbass

I've been married for 4 years, just wait.

I'm surprised you find the time.

Choose... FeelsBadMan

Well part of the reason is when I was 5 me and my male cousin had sex. Ever since then I've lost my shit and questioning my sexuality every single day.
I honestly hate faggots

>basically doubles your income

okay so I'm dealing with an idiot.

Wow you seem extremely jaded.

You say most women aren't worth marrying but have you considered if YOU are worth marrying? Or even dating?

What do you have to offer?

This is the key problem most single men have. They have no standout attributes and yet they think that women should flock to them.

Luckily for me I'm in it for more than the poon.

>choose

The question is, how should I kill myself?
>Creativity only please mang

Not OP, but your assumption is flawed. I'm a photographer who makes an okay living, but my wife is a top notch controls engineer who doubles my income.

So, yeah, being married equals much more money to play with.

I bet you two are ham beasts

Because I'm independent and my happiness isn't based on marital status. Also I am career oriented and would rather be able to live my life as I see fit, buy a wave runner instead of a crib, have sex with multiple women, and retain my sanity when the same woman becomes boring and my marriage fails after 7 years. Also I hate kids and this is a shitty world to raise them in. Also bait. Pic unrelated

Post pictures of wife pls

My income + her income = ?...

You following this at all or do you need a more broken down explanation?

>Because I'm independent and my happiness isn't based on marital status.

Ok fine.

>Also I am career oriented and would rather be able to live my life as I see fit, buy a wave runner instead of a crib

Who says you have you buy a crib at all?

>have sex with multiple women

This is what's most important. Would you prefer to have sex with multiple sluts or have even more sex with a woman who's company you truly enjoy?

>woman becomes boring and my marriage fails after 7 years

If this happens you've failed as a man.

>Also I hate kids and this is a shitty world to raise them in.

Fine, topic for another thread but imo there is nothing better for a man to do than raise children.

>Also bait.

Nope.

Maybe later, I'm kinda drunk.

Yes I am fucking jaded. And no I don't expect women to flock to me. I know I don't have alot to offer or bring to the table and that's fine. It doesn't seem to bother some girls but like I said. I want to marry a decent woman not some drug slut

I dont doubt it.

Your wife would fall for me

Then I would make u watch us make sweet love

>Tell me again why you plebeians choose to be single? lol
So your only chance of getting laid forced you to get married?

Fucking loser. Enjoy your whale and your contract to lose 50% of your shit one day...

Get game not a ring.

>I want to marry a decent woman

Well do you consider yourself a decent man?

Look at it from a woman's perspective.

Are you kind? Are you hard working? Are you honest? Can you provide for a family? Do you have a job?

Why should "she" choose you over the guy next to you?

What do you bring to the table?

>All the edges detected

Thats american as fuck

Besides what are most girls offering anyways? Besides sex? Most of them don't even know how to flirt. They don't really have hobbies outside of netflix, exercise, and drinking at bars and clubs or doing drugs and things in excess. That shits boring. And not broad enough. And yet you want ME to bring it all to the table. To offer enough of myself for you AND me? Don't you think you're being a bit sexist? Why don't women make more of an effort to be more interesting? Or do you think men should just flock to them just cuz they breathe air? That's the problem with single women

Dude that spider scared the shit out of me, but I got a good laugh out of showing it to my nephew who is also arachniphobic.

>fucks a lot
>his wife has a job
Either youre cheating which means its better to be single or youre just filled with shit

I doubt it.

How could you of all people possibly make a happily married woman fall for you?

(This should be interesting)

You'd have to be drunk carrying on about how being married is better than being single. You're a fucking idiot. Marriage is for ugly people and betas who pretend they don't know their wife is cheating on them. Enjoy your miserable ugly fucking life with your miserable ugly fucking wife.

This. Kys.

>Choose to be single
7/kek

Not the poster but
because you're the kind of person who posts about how great it is to have a wife on Sup Forums. No man at all. Or balls. Your wife takes nigger cock while she's at work faggot.

Sorry for the attitude Im a bit drunk and tired. But no. I don't consider myself a decent man. Im hard on myself. I am kind but Im careful who Im kind to. People tend to mistake kindness for weakness and in a way it does make you vulnerable. Yes Im very hard working. I wish I had more freetime. Im brutally honest to the point of being an asshole. I have a job that pays above minimum wage and idk if I could provide for a family I've never considered it.. I live with my parents. Im 25. Umm wow I've never really listed it all down like that. I guess I am doing better than I thought in terms of like potential dating. My only dating setbacks now that i think about it are I've had a rough and shady past and Im kind of an asshole...

Been married 8 years. Wife has shit libido. Maybe once a week or so.

But I know if anything ever happened like divorce, I would be able to get laid with out much effort. I get hit on semi regularly.


Damn it feels good to be a Chad.

>Besides what are most girls offering anyways?

Companionship.

>Most of them don't even know how to flirt.

I disagree.

>They don't really have hobbies outside of netflix, exercise, and drinking at bars and clubs or doing drugs and things in excess.

I think your pool of women is pretty small honestly.

>And yet you want ME to bring it all to the table.

Yes. That's your role as a man. I'll explain why.

Women can fuck any guy they want. Because men will fuck almost any woman.

So it's up to you to set yourself up in a position to be more attractive.

>To offer enough of myself for you AND me?

I don't understand this sentence.

>Don't you think you're being a bit sexist?

Not really because that's just the way the world works my friend.

>Why don't women make more of an effort to be more interesting?

There are plenty of interesting women out there.

>Or do you think men should just flock to them just cuz they breathe air?

Absolutely not. Unless of course the man is just looking to get laid.

>choose
no

Your income + wife's income = basically doubled income.


It's pretty straight forward. Are you slow or something?

Most beta thread I've seen in a while.

Why do you say that?

She's a dental assistant btw.

LOL so according to you everyone who is married is a "beta" and "ugly" and his wife is cheating on him?

You know what I'm going to enjoy? Fucking the shit out of my wife constantly while you jerk it to anime porn haha.

meme post

Death by nigger.

By the way all those things you listed just sound like potential for exploitation to me

You are so butthurt. You must not ever get laid

Too busy working, she wanted me to quit
Not happening.

>implying we're living in a communist world and everyone has the same income
I think you might be the slow one here, buddy.

Agreed

>married
>sex 5x a week
Choose one

I think what he's saying is that even if he did have good self worth, he wouldn't be interested in most of the women in his life anyways.

Yeah go fuck your ugly wife while I go to Vegas, never hear bitching, and have sex with a gorgeous new girl every night. Hope your kids get run over fag.

best post 10/10

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Sorry for the attitude

Np man.

>But no. I don't consider myself a decent man.

Fix this.

>Im hard on myself.

This is good and is the sign of a strong man. You should be hard on yourself and always seeking improvement. Hard on yourself but easy on women, they are not as tough as we are.

>Yes Im very hard working.

Good.

>I wish I had more freetime.

Too bad so sad.

>Im brutally honest to the point of being an asshole.

Don't be an asshole. Men aren't assholes boys are.

>I have a job that pays above minimum wage and idk if I could provide for a family I've never considered it..

Well that's the kind of shit girls think about. They don't want to be with some random asshole. They want a nice guy who has his shit together (ie job, car, his own place). I mean would you wanna date a girl who is a fuckin loser?

>I live with my parents

Move out ASAP.

fucking quads

Thank you user

Im on mobile I can't green text.
pool of women is small.
Honestly this is partially true. I've known alot of women over the years but because of my past they have usually been somewhat drug related. (I used to sell drugs and most of my friends do as well) so I guess I see alot of bottom barrel type girls.

>its my role as a man to bring it all to the table.
What happened to equality? Are you saying you are ok with not working and letting the man handle the finances? Letting the man say what you can and can't be interested in? Does feminism exist where you some from? Jeez now that I imply the woman will have to carry some weight since its alot for the man to bring to the table she suddenly doesn't want the responsibility! Haha! Feminism...

>you don't think you are being sexist which may be true. But you are being contradictory.

Does feminism exist where you come from? What country are you from?

Are you from Mississippi? You know womens' salaries have been approaching mens' for quite some time now, right? Are you aware that women are allowed to work nowadays?

Is it impossible to have both?

lol I will. My wife is not ugly and I will fuck her while you are jerkin yourself off in the shower at that nice Vegas hotel haha.

I hope you get hit by a bus.

haha yea it's a good one I couldn't find anything relevant so I just picked the spider gif.

OP it's not the biggest success to get laid, when you are married.

5/7 with different grills is a success so pls leave Sup Forums. faggot

Quads has to be the past 4 digits of a post not just any four that are the same.

Yes

He tapped. Call the match off.

That clap on the table.
>damn I did it again.

O snap greentext worked

You understand that doubled income from marriage means that both parties need to be making exactly the same amount of money, right? Do you think OP and his wife make exactly the same amount to where the income is doubled?

You are incorrect, but at the same time it is good to have the extra income.

How old are people here? Do you not comprehend that there are more things that increase your income than just having 2 people with a job? Shared living costs, tax breaks and family insurance plans?

>so I guess I see alot of bottom barrel type girls.

Perhaps you should start meeting better women?

>its my role as a man to bring it all to the table.

Yes it is. Because a woman can have sex with basically any man she wants. It's your responsibility to distinguish yourself from the others. Otherwise, why should she choose you over the 2 or 3 guys next to you? It has nothing to do with equality.

>Does feminism exist where you come from? What country are you from?

Yes, and I'm from USA. But most REAL women here regard modern feminism as bullshit.

The earlier waves were necessary but this dumb shit they complain about now is mostly regarded as stupid. Amongst men and women. There is just a very Internet vocal community which gives the illusion of traction.

So her cunt is even looser and more disgusting.

I shouldn't have worded it as "increase your income" but you should get the point.

I'm not you silly goose.

I didn't realize we were talking about exactly doubling the household income down to the pennies. I thought we were talking in rough terms.

Maybe I'll fuck your whore of a wife too. She'd have to be a brainless twat to be with a loser like you.

Or get a ring that says "game"

So tell me whether I'm on the right track for a waifu:

>25
>live with parents
>been a loser whole life
>25 birthday enough is enough
>Start working and investing in my future
>Saving for music equipment I need
>Saving for college for backup plan (practical career, not dumb useless degree)
>Saving for better car
>Plan to have this all down in 4 years as long as nothing bad happeng where wallet becomes rape
>Learning skateboard tricks just to discipline myself physically and mentally.
>Practicing guitar and improve my skills so I can achieve some things
>Lost 20 pounds since I started my job
>15 more pounds to get to optimal weight
>Build muscle after I get rid of the fats
>Hang out with friends more and play vidya less to improve social skills
>Hope to move out of parents house in a year but idk how to do that, rent is high where I live and I make shit money.

Wat do OP?

also I forgot:
>struggling with no fap and growing beard

Im from us too. Yes I agree alot of women agree modern feminism is bullshit but there are certain societal Umm ideals like in most women's subconcious that in my opinion are still toxic. I think your mentality leaves you vulnerable to being used by women. Unless you got married to your highschool sweetheart or are at least in your early thirties, its likely you would be dealing with crap women. Idk what it is.. Idk if its where I live or my generation or the one younger than me or if its just the women I know but shits getting crazy

yeh user was just an autist taking things to literally. I'm a different user, just clarifying other user's point.

Because I wouldn't make a deal with a hooked that she fucks me every night until she chooses to end the deal, and the payment is half of everything I own.

That's a shit deal user, and that's what marriage is if the sex is your bragging point

Okay here's the deal. Some women are good companions and are capable of contributing and have their own hobbies etc. Other are whiny empty shells that live to annoy you and get in the way of your happiness. Women can't just.. "exist" and enjoy life. They always need some "important" shit to look forward to

You're a rock star!

>Guys, women are perfect I swear guys...
>Is all your fault.
>I... eh I mean women are emancipated and free and since the sexual revolution they can do whatever the fuck they want.
>You have to adapt. Its your "job" as a male.
>Doesn't realise that in the past women also had rules and had to follow certain things to be considered "worth" of being married.
>Doesn't realise that such women who insisted on being huge cunts never got married and never got kids, because they deserve it no less.
>Doesn't realise that nothing much changed in that regard.

Guys, this is obvious bait and you're either talking with some liberal, pussywhipped cuck or a huge, femnazi cunt.

I didn't choose it, I'm just ugly.

And the more I read stories about women, the less I want to be married. But doesn't matter anyway, I don't choose it.

literal meme. Speaking from experience here.

OP here.

Jesus Christ I didn't mean double income exactly holy shit. I mean it's another source of income to include pay and benefits.

How autistic are these people?

Nah but you'll probably watch some strippers and then fantasize about touching a boob later on while you make love to your hand haha.

I need more info. I can legitimately help you user.

Do you hang out with women often? Is there a particular one you are interested in?

Sounds like you are getting fit, this is good. But it really only opens the door for you.

Sounds like you are doing everything right.

Tell me about the women that are in your life that you are interested in. If there are none then we will work on finding you some.

>I think your mentality leaves you vulnerable to being used by women.

What is a woman going to use me for? Aside from sex, family, companionship, and child birth?

What's wrong with that?

Oh you're still in that phase? You'll get over that pretty quick.

Ha! I wish a woman would want to use me for those things.
Well the things women have used me for are:
>place to live
>place to do drugs
>free drugs
>ego boosts
>shoulder to cry on
>attention seeking
>favors like fixing cars and electrical things with no payment of any sort.
>complain about boyfriends I do t give a fuck about
>essentially abusing the fact I was a nice guy. It was like being in a friendzone I didn't even wanna be in

>Is all your fault.

Never said that.

>You have to adapt. Its your "job" as a male.

This is the way the world works. Grow up.

If you were a woman, would you have sex with the whiny complaining male or the confident one with legitimate exploits?

THIS

Post your story (with no lies) or stfu.

Dude you are literally hanging out with shit tier women.

>they do drugs
>they use you
>seek attention
>want favors
>complain about boyfriends

Why the fuck would you ever be interested in them?

FIND BETTER WOMEN.

They are out there but guess what, they don't do drugs. They have their shit together and they are looking for a real man and a real leader.

well, i didnt choose to be single, i am simply incompatible with hot single women, even though i am usually socially allright and very good looking.

I'm not I'm 28 and fucking a 58 yr old and it's amazing.

How do you get laid more than 7 nights at week?

Well I got this low self esteem thing early during childhood and only recently discovered that I need to make some milestones to get over it. I want a good wife, but I know I can only get what I put in in life, so I need to start building self worth to make that happen.

I'm just a little awkward because I'm unsure of people. Family and classmates made me feel like garbage growing up and even these days friends find ways to disappoint me, so it's hard to trust new people, no matter how forgiving I am. I'm kind, and go out of my way for friends often, even now when I have less time.

I'm not ugly. Just a little overweight. Friends have told me I'd be good in the looks dept if I just lost the weight, and probably better if I could grow my facial hair out. I trust them, because I'm not like the scrawny weird lookin nerds or the ultra obese fat nerds.

I hang out with a few women often. Best friend's GF is like my sister (I mean this literally. She's just like my sister so we get along good) and another friend's GF is just a good friend. One girl hangs out on occassion. She's a coworker but I'm REALLY not into her. She's one of the guys basically on top of being somewhat young and naive. Not too good as far as looks go (looks kinda like mom.) These are the only women constantly present in my life. The rest are at work. I'm not sure if I'm interested in the girls at work because I don't have enough self esteem yet to figure out what kind of people they are. Especially since other guys at work have gotten fired from sexual harassment. I live in a progressive state so I try hard to be professional around these women. There's maybe 4 I'm interested in physically. Since I'm doing this self improvement thing I still don't have the balls to ask them about themselves. They don't really know much about me. One girl has been hitting me(oh you! kinda thing.) She's a huge flirt so idk if good waifu material. She might be testing the playing field or she might want the d

No you grow up. I see what ur doing . You are saying "man up, be a man, do all the work for the woman. Women should give childbirth, family etc." which is patronizing most of the male population on this site. Yet you are also saying shit along the lines of "the woman can bang whoever she wants, the woman should do whatever she wants." which is typical libtard bullshit. You are interjecting your opinions/agenda into the general consensus on this site. This is a form of societal manipulation. This is either a psyop or a decent troll. You had me going for a little while. 5/10

Marriage might not be for everybody, but it sounds like it works out for you, OP, as well as it worked out for me. I'm old. I can confirm that having sex 8/wk (and not every day) can last into your 30's. That was 13 years of safe, relaxed, frequent sex for us.

cont:
my dick ain't that good though. 5" and its shitty. I'm hoping there's a way to make up for it despite it being a bit underwhelm.

Also I'm very chivalrous at work. Try to help with heavy lifting when I see one of the girls struggling with something.

I'm not that much of an asshole these days. I'm nice to everyone, even those I don't like. Got put in a psyche ward so I have to control my temper and the overwhelming sense of hopelessness. I have a shitty job, but I appreciate the opportunity just to work and try hard everyday to keep my shit together.

idk this is all random
not sure if it helps.

AND NOW YOU SEE MY CONUNDRUM. the problem is the decent women are taken or I might even scare the ones who aren't. Its like they can read my past on my forehead or something. Yet I have no problem pulling some bar chick or a drugslut. I guess its just what I know.