Rate me and my gf at my graduation Sup Forums

Rate me and my gf at my graduation Sup Forums

Just finished f16 fighter pilot training in this pic

Why don't you weaklings protect your country?

Currently in vocation in scandinavia
I'm the most alpha on Sup Forums

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The fact it says army you did not that's the chair force

And the fact that you have absolutely no rank insignia.

Do you even Air Force bro? Aim High!

Wait im sure ive seen tht girl on some porn site ik know it

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Army has F-16s now. Neat.

That look, smile and posture shouts beta from miles away.
You seem to me like a weak lying little shit by the face you got and Im rarely wrong with faces

the fact she's in porn makes you cucked

I think she fucked 60 guys bro.
What did you do next?

I think you may have meant to say autistic.

>Just finished f16 fighter pilot training in this pic
>wearing "Army" not "Air Force" patch
try harder

He so alpha he did both.

Because I want to make more than minimum wage

Your gf is about a 7. She looks good in uniform. Best of luck in your same sex marriage.

You can never be as good looking and as lucky as him. So you might as well just stop shitposting, you cancer faggot.

you're still short

Because in 20 years youll be in an alley having a fever dream missing a leg. I wont hopefully.

The statistics are against you OP.

what ? you mean this is actually a repost that i see at least once in a month ?!?!
NO WAY !

your girlfriend has done like 2 vids for girlsdoporn. she has a nice ass tho, shoulda just hit it and quit it

She look like a trap.. do you take the cock or does it ?

from girlsdoporn
imagepost com/videos/girls-do-porn-rains-on-some-guys-parade/
imagepost com/videos/a-beautiful-spunky-teen-on-girls-do-porn/

selena green vargas
>redtube

You look like Hitler's orgasm. I hope your f16 gets shot down while you fly over Syria but you manage to hit your eject button quick enough and get captured by ISIL and then I hope they make a video of cutting off your head. I would watch that and give it a 2/10 for sheer performance.

Thank you for being our hero and serving in the military. It's because of you that people like me get to live free.

Hey op, trips if you want to see your gf nude you cuck.

literally posted this shit yesterday fuck off

Hurry up and jump on a grenade.. you're indirectly kissing a big nigger dick every time you stick your tongue in her pretty mouth

your girlfriend's face looks like an intermix between a pug and down syndrome

Thank you for your service.

kek

slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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