Smash or pass?

Smash or pass?

pass

Smash if she is old enough

Pass

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smash

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The statue or the girl?

Smash

pls send help so alone

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>nose of 1000 hooks
Would still smash

I'd give them all a good rodgering

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kill it with fire.

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This is an easy smash. Nice ass, a little chubby is good, obv. a little kinky so will be up for some wilder things in the bedroom...

I haven't seen him.

aw mate jesus

lold

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In December of this year it will be three years since i've had sex. I feel your pain.

smash
pass

>on this, the anniversary of my last sexual encounter

Is there any key reason as to why the girls don't want the cock?

1-5 smash or pass?

Id berry my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

smash all day long

will post bikini if anyone wants

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smash everything but
please

Pass
Smash
Pass
Pass
Smash

smash 2

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teen slut

pass
pass
smash
smash
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smash
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There's no one key reason. There are a lot of reasons.

1. My dick is below average

2. My dick pics circulated through my school back in the day so half of the girls in my area know it's small

3. I'm not really that attractive

4. I'm generally quite an abbraisive person to be around

5. Most of the girls in my area are raging liberal feminists and i'm very outspoken about how i find feminism to be cancerous

6. I have no job therefor no income to go out drinking and meeting girls

7. I have 0 motivation to make anything of myself

8. I can be very condescending towards the sluts i meet out in the city when they try to talk about things they don't understand

9. I'm a little bit overweight atm

Basically i'm just a piece of shit, dude.

which would you rather break your dick on

I'm not really into statues ...

Probably the statue tbh. That ass looks tight.

I had a friend who was going on 4 years, I suggested he hire a pro. He got pissed, thought I was questioning is moral blahlahblah. Long story short, got a pro, twp months later he met a girl.

Definite smash

What about no. 2 now?

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Reason 1,2,3,9 are why you are 4,5,8.

6 and 7 are linked. And yes you are a piece of shit.

Men hating femnism is cool on Sup Forums, but real adults just don't give a shit cuz they busy having real lives.

You can fix literally all of that just by trying, you dumb fuck. Aside from the microdick. But the "women only want 8 inches+" meme is a little played out.

I've been tempted to hire a prostitute. The only problem is that prostitution is illegal where i live so the only prostitutes you can get are just cracked out trash.

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Smash or pass?

pass buddy, she is sexually neutral

Smash or pass my whore's ass?

yeah, i guess so. It's about time i started actually trying. I wouldn't say i have a microdick. It's about 5 inches

Get off Sup Forums you fucking idiot. This site is ruing your life.

God dayum

Smash?

dumping pics without replying to anyone kills these threads dead

Slam

Bumping

Pass, I'm not gay user

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>4. I'm generally quite an abbraisive person to be around
>8. I can be very condescending towards the sluts i meet out in the city when they try to talk about things they don't understand

I have found your most dibiltating problems

You have two hands (probably) and an internet connection. Why do you still want a girl?

curry

Curly blonde hair and a fat ass? 8/10 would impregnate.

Need more of these

It's daddy Snoop Dogg, who wouldn't smash?

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O come on now she could store your cum in her chipmunk cheeks.

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Min kuk

Holy fuck, instafap

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TIMESTAMP YOU FAGGOT

Dump'em all
Also, if you know who she is, kik

Smash or pass Sup Forums?

I'll dump some, she's my gf

You lucky bastard

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smash

Gass

with a bat

she's hot af, got some of her tits?

Zozzek

Big time pass

Yeah here

>8 years and counting

Get on my level, newfag

Definitely smash, those are nice!

Pass

pass, she looks like a he

Never and counting, none of you fags will ever become true wizards

legendary

God damnit those, pics of her ass?

Smash, she's really cute IMO

I would smash the statue

Hot as fuck man!