Smash or pass?
Smash or pass?
pass
Smash if she is old enough
Pass
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smash
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The statue or the girl?
Smash
pls send help so alone
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>nose of 1000 hooks
Would still smash
I'd give them all a good rodgering
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kill it with fire.
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This is an easy smash. Nice ass, a little chubby is good, obv. a little kinky so will be up for some wilder things in the bedroom...
I haven't seen him.
aw mate jesus
lold
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In December of this year it will be three years since i've had sex. I feel your pain.
smash
pass
>on this, the anniversary of my last sexual encounter
Is there any key reason as to why the girls don't want the cock?
1-5 smash or pass?
Id berry my dick so far in her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
smash all day long
will post bikini if anyone wants
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smash everything but
please
Pass
Smash
Pass
Pass
Smash
smash 2
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teen slut
pass
pass
smash
smash
pass
smash
pass
There's no one key reason. There are a lot of reasons.
1. My dick is below average
2. My dick pics circulated through my school back in the day so half of the girls in my area know it's small
3. I'm not really that attractive
4. I'm generally quite an abbraisive person to be around
5. Most of the girls in my area are raging liberal feminists and i'm very outspoken about how i find feminism to be cancerous
6. I have no job therefor no income to go out drinking and meeting girls
7. I have 0 motivation to make anything of myself
8. I can be very condescending towards the sluts i meet out in the city when they try to talk about things they don't understand
9. I'm a little bit overweight atm
Basically i'm just a piece of shit, dude.
which would you rather break your dick on
I'm not really into statues ...
Probably the statue tbh. That ass looks tight.
I had a friend who was going on 4 years, I suggested he hire a pro. He got pissed, thought I was questioning is moral blahlahblah. Long story short, got a pro, twp months later he met a girl.
Definite smash
What about no. 2 now?
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Reason 1,2,3,9 are why you are 4,5,8.
6 and 7 are linked. And yes you are a piece of shit.
Men hating femnism is cool on Sup Forums, but real adults just don't give a shit cuz they busy having real lives.
You can fix literally all of that just by trying, you dumb fuck. Aside from the microdick. But the "women only want 8 inches+" meme is a little played out.
I've been tempted to hire a prostitute. The only problem is that prostitution is illegal where i live so the only prostitutes you can get are just cracked out trash.
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Smash or pass?
pass buddy, she is sexually neutral
Smash or pass my whore's ass?
yeah, i guess so. It's about time i started actually trying. I wouldn't say i have a microdick. It's about 5 inches
Get off Sup Forums you fucking idiot. This site is ruing your life.
God dayum
Smash?
dumping pics without replying to anyone kills these threads dead
Slam
Bumping
Pass, I'm not gay user
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>4. I'm generally quite an abbraisive person to be around
>8. I can be very condescending towards the sluts i meet out in the city when they try to talk about things they don't understand
I have found your most dibiltating problems
You have two hands (probably) and an internet connection. Why do you still want a girl?
curry
Curly blonde hair and a fat ass? 8/10 would impregnate.
Need more of these
It's daddy Snoop Dogg, who wouldn't smash?
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O come on now she could store your cum in her chipmunk cheeks.
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Min kuk
Holy fuck, instafap
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TIMESTAMP YOU FAGGOT
Dump'em all
Also, if you know who she is, kik
Smash or pass Sup Forums?
I'll dump some, she's my gf
You lucky bastard
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smash
Gass
with a bat
she's hot af, got some of her tits?
Zozzek
Big time pass
Yeah here
>8 years and counting
Get on my level, newfag
Definitely smash, those are nice!
Pass
pass, she looks like a he
Never and counting, none of you fags will ever become true wizards
legendary
God damnit those, pics of her ass?
Smash, she's really cute IMO
I would smash the statue
Hot as fuck man!