I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss...

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

>You never know what is gonna come through that door.

Well you do. That show is so scripted.

Fist me daddy

Guy comes in with a gun and shoots up the place and he says "I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door."

Do you have any battletoads?

Not this time.

Allahu akbar

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Best I can do is 2 fingers.
But lete call a buddy of mine, he is a fisting expert

>698974336

Why do you post this boring shit over and over again? Is this supposed to be funny, somehow?

Nice

I just did this now
must be a different user

Kek

Rick I need change for a dollar

ACTUALLY it's
>come through THOSE doors.

Watch the show you stupid fuck
Better yet, READ THE MANGA

What will you give me for this?

Best I can do is $0.75

Bro, my great, great, great, great grandfather got this finger box from an Egyptian whore back in the day. I can't let it go for that.

What could I get for this?

i hate it when people try to pass off their homemade fingerboxes as authentic. It's not "folksy" you plebian it's just sad

How much can I get for these?

It's been used. And I do see the value coming from an egyptian whore. But as you can see, it looks post Egyptian war. $3

(insert mixtape joke)

Mind if I call in a friend to help me put a value on it?

Is that Hitler's Nutsack?

You can tell they've been used.
I know there's a lot of people who would buy these though so I am interested, what you wanna do with them?

Well, your great, great, great, great grandfather lied to you. This is a flimsy knockoff. Come on, $0.75 take it or leave it. I shouldn't even be doing that, really.

Best I can do is $12.00

However, if the balls are included, Ill five you $18.00

How much can I get for this?
It's pretty old, runs well, and was used in a war

How much would you give me for this?

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Im not an expert, let me give my buddy a call. Hes an expert in old men and old men memrobilia

How much for these Rick it's my wife's bewbies

>bring super rare item worth like 10k
>even the ''special guy'' he calls in says its 10k
>he offers them 500 dollars

every fucking time.

Best I can do is 5 chicks

Mind if I take it for a spin?

How bout 50 bucks

exuse me? you got battle toads my nigga?

$50!?
You fucking stupid Chum Lee?
That's a fake

Sure have at em I don't use them much anymore

Nope 100% home grown

How much for my Jesus skeleton?
I found it in a cave while hiking

Meh I'll give ya twenty if it comes with a fleshlight

Hey Rick
i have this 350 year old samurai sword, the short ones, my friend told me it's worth 5 bajillion dollars, but i'm willing to compromise if the price is right

Well I was gonna gargle them but the wife said we needed to get rid of them with the baby coming and all....I was hopin to just sell them

Those faggots don't even work there and the store mostly sells shirts of 'chumlee'.

BATTLETOADS!

Tell ya what, I can give ya 75 but I cant go much higher than that. I gotta make profit on these man.

>be you
>running your own pawnshop
>customer brings in an item worth 500,000 dollars
>you gladly pay him 500,000 dollars
>months of you in debt go by
>you finally sell the item face value
>repeat the process with everything
>your shop makes no money

I came down to the pawn shop today to see if they would be interested in buying my 8'' dobsonian telescope I picked it up last month for $240 I'd to get around $400 the least I'd take is $300 comes with many accessories.

how much will this fire arm get me?

Rick, this sword is 100% authentic and is actually worth twice what the customer is saying

Good day, so i came here for this. My foot. Its been taking up alot of space lately so i would like to sell it to save up money for a new car. Its 20 years old and still in good shape.
What will you give me for it?

Best I can do is 8 bucks.....and I'll throw in the hat for free

75 huh? Well I guess that's good.