I swear to god housewives who think their kids can do anything at the age of 4 actually make me want to kill myself
>Be me >Lifeguard at waterpark >One slide has a deep pool at the bottom so the people who ride the slide have to be able to swim >Mother and son come out of the slide just fine, and wait at the bottom for the father and daughter >As the daughter exits the slide into the pool, she begins to drown >As I am about to jump in and save the girl, I hear the mother yell "NO DON'T, SHE'S OKAY SHE CAN SWIM!" >I take her at her word for a second, but when the daughter still hasn't surfaced after 4 seconds I jump in the water to save her >As I pull the girl to the surface, she is gasping for air >Literally this girl was the opposite of what her mother said. She could not swim, and she was not okay
Even as I was bringing the girl to the stairs so she could get out, and even while the father was thanking me for saving their daughter, I could still hear the mother muttering "you shouldn't have gone in, she was fine"
Jason Scott
You should've drowned the mother
Matthew Hughes
Which park user? I'm at one too, and while not a lifeguard, we almost had a girl drown because of the same dumb shit. Looks like a bonzai pipeline but can't tell from where.
Carter Watson
she wanted the brat to die for the sweet sweet insurance money
Evan Bailey
This
Matthew Harris
Having children should be strongly regulated.
Andrew Miller
that's playing god man
Jayden James
Exactly mothers hate their daughters
Ethan Price
This
Brayden Bennett
post creeps of nice waterpark asses
Aaron Evans
It takes a fucking license just to have a dog. I'm sure parents can stand to have some regulation
Leo Turner
I'm not saying you should regulate the children, but the parents. Personally I envision a system where males get the opportunity for a free vasectomy from ages 16 and up. With that they can provide a sperm sample, which gets stored for up to 30 years for retrieval if a child is wanted. Play heavily on the 'do you want to spent your money on being a teenage dad or do you want car/education/more money for you/(almost) care free sex. Would get of all those accidents and as time goes on you could introduce a quality check alike to child protective service. Who check the living conditions before the child is conceived and determine if the parents are capable enough.
Luke Carter
literally autistic
or a feminist, same thing though
Owen Cook
How cool is that little shit that got decapitated on the big slide?
Brody Gonzalez
I wouldn't force you and sterilizing men is far easier than women. Anyway, got any constructive criticism?
Luke Nelson
Never gonna happen. This would be fair to men, good for responsible people, Chad could no longer father 80% of all children, and women would have to provide value.
Aaron Taylor
We should gas Chad ffs, especially if he is a fucking nigger Those worthless monkeys are a dead weight on society
Brayden Garcia
That sounds similar to my solution to the abortion debate. Although there are reversible methods of male birth control already, but people should at least be able to have the option to have a vasectomy or tubal ligation for free.
Ryan Stewart
Well I'd start off small and try to convince young men and let the old ones die off. Maybe start with a small monetary compensation. You could also try and spin the whole thing as > it'll reduce rape and sexual violence In feminist circles.
Sebastian Cooper
I heard about the reversible options but haven't really looked into them. If they are intelligent solution we'd probably be better of using those.
The whole program is of course supposed to be free for the patient.
Jeremiah Adams
No, wait. I just thought about it again.
You would need the state to do it, right? Never mind what I said then. I don't want Chad to father 100% of all children.
Tyler Campbell
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Brandon Morgan
Don't blame the mother, blame the slide. It clearly was involved in this conspiracy and this will not be tolerated. Fucking slides, especially plastic "water slides" use that name to their advantage and are quite dangerous. Fuck you old bitch ass red plastic fucking water slide, you couldn't get this one and you will eventually go down in flames (get melted u bich)!
Jose Price
Yeah, it would be a government run project. Not sure why chad would get all the children. It probably wouldn't impact the people that already are not having enough children and get the children of chads and the likes to get sterlized because they can fuck more. Hence it should slowly balance out the amount of babies chads conceive by accident.
Austin Davis
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Hunter Murphy
I've been searching three days for video someone has a Fuking video I need this video
Samuel Powell
bad OP, you should let natural selection do its thing
Jacob Cooper
I think abortion should be free in ghettos.
poor black people are without a doubt the worse at this in america at least. Having 4-5 different kids with 4-5 different women. They grow up to be pieces of shit because they dont have a father in their life, and just end up being a net drain on the economy while looting, robbing, and murdering in the meantime. This is before they get arrrested and suck up more tax payer dollars of course.
And god forbid a cop shoots one. They their whole community will chimp out.
John Harris
god dam slides made of fiber glass you fucking faggot
Carter Cook
We should just sterilize everyone and watch the world burn.
Brayden Harris
Sounds reasonable enough, do you think the women would take advantage of that? I always was under the impression they use their children for income generation.
Austin Davis
Waterpark lifegaurd here I watched a 4 year old have a seizure the other day lol
Noah Watson
beach water park pls go
Levi Sanders
>I always was under the impression they use their children for income generation.
fuck thats true. It probably wouldnt make that much of a difference. Im starting to see the logic in conspiracy theories about the CIA trying to sterilize people in the ghetto or in Africa now.
Henry Stewart
Nigga imagine the burden that would be on the tax payers
Dylan Hughes
That's why I'd recommend going after the men. They're the once that usually don't want a child or wait till they have a more stable life.
Jonathan Rogers
that fuckin bitchass fiberglass fuckinn slides goin down.
Jose Harris
Or we just end all the aid to single mothers
Dylan Mitchell
My experience is that people always lie. All of them, in big and small ways. Whenever something matters to them, they will lie about it.
Often to make themselves look good or avoid criticism. "Yes doctor, i excercise every day now and i only eat healthy food just like you told me to. But i still gain weight!".
Once, memorably - "No doctor, i didnt put this screwdriver in my ass. My wife must have done it while i slept". (pic not related).
And now you learn that waterpark-visitors lie. Remember it. Everyone lies. Trust no one. Just do your job.
Mason Hernandez
So, you want a chimp out?
Christopher Perez
You realize that if something goes wrong our nation would die, right?
Grayson Torres
OP you should have told that lady: "ma'am, your daughter nearly died today"
that would at least have left some scars
Nolan Walker
That's why I recommend modern state run sperm banks and storage of one persons samples in 3 different locations. Plus, if we go with the reversible we could just reverse it if something happens. Also, that statement can be made about a lot of things we happily use.