Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kevin Hernandez
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Ethan Murphy
I'd wreck u bro
Easton Perry
I find hitting my enemies with my car to be more effective.
Ryan Nelson
>Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation
Well now you've called it that I do.
Zachary Lewis
lol wtf is that orange monster ugly ladyboy and little dick white boy faggot who was blow job giver of the football team
Zachary White
Big and slow a little Asian would beat you ass
Christian Garcia
doubt you are better at fighting than my glock 20 nigger >mfw10mm
Isaiah Miller
Why is your wrist so small? Confirmed manlet haha
And I'd whoop your ass, D1 wrestler here
Colton Peterson
Fighting isn't all about muscle size, dips hit. Look at Bruce Lee, he was cut af, but not super muscular. But he was able to take on men twice his size, easily. No matter how big your muscles are, you still have weak spots. Fucking moron. I'd gouge out your fucking eyes then feed you your own testicles.
Justin Bennett
>being this new
Michael Rivera
I'll snap your dick off with my psychic powers bitch.
Brayden Roberts
I'll be honest OP, I didn't read that shit because it's too long and I couldn't give a fuck. But clearly your dad's neglect has left you craving male attention - so here it is. Daddy is proud, user.
Grayson Garcia
ok bud
Robert White
You forget, slow poke Rodriguez has a gun.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
street altercation??? Speak properly dipshit
Mason Ramirez
Muscle mass has nothing to do with fighting, would kick your ass any day. Bodybuilding makes you slow as fuck, making it even easier for me to roll and dodge your punches like it was nothing. Boxer here.
Liam Price
shut up you dumb faggot
Eli Turner
The fuck is up with your wrist? If you tried to punch someone it would probably give out faggot.
Cameron Brooks
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Lincoln Morgan
>all these fucking newfags jesus christ
Chase Brown
Lol u mad haha
Zachary Russell
Both /fit/ and Sup Forums are always all 'check out these guns, muh gains'. But the difference betweent this is Sup Forums is the only one that says 'FIGHT ME FAGGOT, I BET U COULDN'T EVEN FUCK 900,000,000,000 BITCHEZ A DAY LIKE I DO, FUCKING LIFT FAGET'
Dylan Watson
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Think what I would do to an ultrfaggoty nigger like you.
Think before you shitpost.
Lincoln Jackson
I bet he's at most 5'7...Probably more like 5'5. Most average sized guys over 5'10 with a month of a martial arts under their belt could make this guy look pretty stupid. So could one girl with pepper spray on her purse.
Henry Adams
Tomorrow departure for this huge amount of heat and disabled the account remained 19.20 which I do not get out of the vending machine, I throw ekalle account which is posted in this thread
Nolan Robinson
lol
Asher Johnson
You sound like a fag. Your gay muscles don't make up for your retarded brain and tiny dick.
Michael Price
>Tyler1
Nathaniel Ross
>arms >Cant even SLDL 300 Ok nigger.
Charles Martin
New pasta?
Xavier Brown
50 cm you can't reach your face now without massive effort
Charles White
With arms like that; can you even reach your own ass?
Ian Richardson
Cool bait. To bad that's all it is huh internet tough guy?
Dylan Murphy
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Angel Baker
What is reverse image search. What is reverse image search. What is reverse image search. What is reverse image search. What is reverse image search.
Eli Johnson
Lol fucking fag packs a gun cuz he's too pussy to fight like a man. Enjoy your 25 to life for murder, faggot.
Michael Ortiz
I'd transform your stomach into a fucking singularity with one hit you little bitch.
Nolan Butler
...
Ryder Cook
manlets never learn I guess.
Robert Perez
Tits or gtfo
Joshua Wood
You wouldnt be saying any of that on the floor daft. You would be picking your teeth up with a broken hand.
Christopher White
>even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
haha jokes on you my gf is 6ft5 shote putter and her arms are bigger than yours(54) , she's also extremely manly and i'm very efeminate so the relationship just totaly works thw with one arm she'd crack your skull like an egg whislt cuddling me in the other
Lincoln Baker
19.6 inches? is that it?
Jason Nguyen
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Benjamin Ramirez
Look at all these newfags. Taking the bait. I'm disappointed in all of you.
Carson Turner
Hello manlet. Hows life as a 5 foot >nothing Do you enjoy your life standing proud at 5 foot >Nothing Does your favorite hooker mind that in heels she towers over you, cause you are a 5 foot >Nothing
Gavin Hall
I'll be your huckleberry...
Nolan Ortiz
I'd kill you in a heartbeat man. Truth. Your over-confidence will cause you an ER visit probably real soon.
Juan Phillips
>me am so tough on internet >me take bait >me no am stupid newfag
Elijah Martinez
*curls up on your lap and purrs*
Wyatt Rivera
I eat bait due to hunger and boredom.
Jason Morales
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is purposefully designed to make size and strength advantages less relevant. It works especially well on something with little cardio experience
Owen Walker
No. I really do like hurting people bigger than me. Always have. I like the high pitched sound they make when you snap small bones. I blame 5 years in a reformatory. I also like bait.
Caleb Brooks
That's a really weird looking penis. You should have a doctor look at that. I think you have an STD.
Evan Bailey
>crawling in my skin >this edge is way too real
Austin Long
I know this thread is really just a bait/troll thread but anyhow: And there are hundreds of millions of men and women stronger than you ever will be. All you have done is build muscle... really complicated stuff... you could have used that time to read a fucking book. Now you are posting on Sup Forums about your feelings and those feeling are of a stereotypical nigger shouting. I honestly feel sad because people like you exist. This whole thread is possibly a lie but even so the fact that you actually made this sad sad thread is just unbelievably pathetic.
Blake Gutierrez
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Adam Ramirez
>Making threats to old pasta Ishyggy...
Benjamin King
You like my bait? Is it yummy?
Kevin Hughes
This thread :DDDDDDDDD
Dylan Walker
Why yes. That is the face of democracy. Yes it is.
Kayden Anderson
>ITT we bite the bait
Lincoln Mitchell
holy shit how new are you
Ayden Long
U still cant block a bullet though
Brody Gonzalez
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Julian Howard
You're an idiot
Jacob Diaz
you do know the swatstika from hitler is turn 45 degrees right ?
your making yourself look silly
Gabriel Edwards
43 cm biceps, training weight 45.5 kg on scott-bicep bench (4 sets of 8-10).
what now weak pussy?
Connor Baker
I would destroy you faggot
Anthony Rogers
op obviously meant one arm scott curls you've still long way to go my friend
Brayden Sanchez
>scott-bicep bench >one hand dumbel curl on bench
choose one :^) oh noes emotes!! get mad faggot
Eli Morgan
ITT: things that never happened
John Hill
>already mad
Easy there killer. Next you'll drop a frowny face.
Matthew Walker
yfw
Samuel Baker
yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, no.
>inb4 he mad
Robert Gray
second amendment
Justin Parker
read the pics name haha
Jason White
Be careful dude because there's such a thing as guns and knives. And skill.
Anthony Taylor
50 cm arms just make you a target wat you gonna do if i smash a brick in your face lol pro tip gonna go down lol simple so dont act so cocky coz seen bigger fags get fucked up than you bro lol enjoy!
Alexander Myers
You could get a Bronze medal in the 2016 Rio Olympics... and still get your ass handed to you by the "Little Rats".
Dumb Fuck.
Julian Roberts
Y'all look like 2 month old bean dip
Caleb James
Dud ive see so many "mad cunts" get fuck over your nuffin rember its only 2 inches to the hart lol and wat gonna die trying to get me lol eat a dick fag!
Brandon Walker
No matter how skilled you are, its kinda hard to fend off a well-executed surprise attack.
Landon Turner
The sad part is even though this is b8 there really are people that sound like this especially where I live
All weight lift gym bro, no marital arts or fighting experience. They get fucking rekt daily
Bunch of dumb asses start fights in bars and get their ass whooped by a tiny motherfucker that knows exactly where and how to hit you and take you down
Logan White
Dont need too surprise this cunt or his allready dead just stab the fuck out of him or just slice his face and keep stabbing and cop a flogging lol he will regret try to be the mad cunt lol ! Been there dine that lol
Jayden Fisher
cant resist the bait nomnomnom. 3literally 20 sec img search and paint haha
Jeremiah Butler
>giving you're face and name to a place known for raids >your about to get rekt >ISHYGDT
Logan Evans
disappointed in newfags?
Joshua Bell
And ppl wounder why Sup Forums is shit these days fagy shit like this lol no unity to just fuck over some random for a laugh ? Really this is it fags arguing over this dam shit Sup Forums is poo now dam i had hopes
Cooper Lee
>cm Non-American failure detected.
Camden Cook
i can. with a shield.
Henry Nguyen
I mean fuck they give you an option on Sup Forums to search images lol
Hittin' the bait but muscles have nothing to do with fighting. A 50kg boy would kick the guy's ass with the right technique. But who am I to speak? I'm just a boxer.
John Phillips
I hear you, but that's not right. Why do you have weight classes in boxing?
More muscles are always an advantage in a fight, but they are still only half of success.
Carter Hill
But still my brick will do the job lol
Juan Scott
this A 220lbs mid tier boxer would knock the shit out of a 150lbs top tier boxer any day