Dubs decide what I say to my girlfriend

Dubs decide what I say to my girlfriend

I'm gay and I really hate you. No joke. I think our relationship is over.

Will you fuck me in my ass like the bad boy ive been

It's the UN they are using the gnomes to enslave us!!

Haha, keep em' coming (OP)

Roll for this

I kinda want to try being ass fingered... Would you? I guess you could use a glove or something

this

"Why are you such a fucking cunt"

>57 57

also, reroll

...

i will fuck you in the shitter till you shit on my cock, then paint Mona Lisa using my cock as paint brush and your shit as paint.

this

roll

This. And also include that you have jerked off to her dad's pictures.

Reroll.

Rolling for this

I have to say that I like men also. Would like to try threesome mmf_

so basically OP just wants to break up with his girlfriend but doesn't know how, so he's gonna get his girlfriend to break up with him

roll

Rolling for this

Would you be up for a threesome with your mom?

please fuck a black man in front of me while i watch and masturbate furiously

>57 57
Lol. Reroll

rerollan

I hear voices inside my head. Please help me.

I'm sorry but I cheated on you and I just found out I have AIDS.

I want to try something weird sex. Do you have anything in your mind, that we could do?

Hi, babe. Want to grab dinner later?

I fucking hate Niggers

Pls rub daddy's nip-nips with your cooch juice. Then buy daddy a dirt bike! Daddy likes dirt bikes. Daddy loves his little m'lady *tips*

I'd like you to shove things up my ass

I like the jews tbh

rolling for this
it's coming OP, only a matter of time

i want you to sit on my dick and spin around like a beyblade

Roll 'em up

I hope you don't think this is cheating but I suck my first dick last night and I loved it

I have to confess you something.
I have a fetish for furries

Would you marry me?

man shouldn't every 10th post get dubs on average? we're at 40, and not one

I drank my own spunk last night. Not half bad tbh.

roll

WINRAR

WINRAR

chekt

reroll

winrar, finally

I want to convert to Islam, it's the Religion of Peace

I wanna have sex with your mom... that ok for you?

Inb4 OP will not deliver.

Hitler did nothing wrong

roll for buttblasting

I AM THE CUM MONSTER! GIMME ALL YOUR CUMMIES, LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA

I bet you'd like it, OP.

Rolling this

>777
It's like a message from God

Want to buy a dildo

rerorr

reroll

also out of curiosity,

Can you give me a rimjob after a blumpkin?

What's for dinner?

Hi

Now we wait..(OP)

Hello

rollen

OP DELIVERS

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fake as fuck.
newfags falling for this thread

I fuck you when your asleep and post the videos on Sup Forums

It's not fake loool, be quiet (op)

>new convo
>green messages
>you made a textnow account
>opisafag

If you look in the top right I have really bad signal atm, don't know what text now is
Why do you make yourself angry?