>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
Dominic Peterson
wow you're coooooooooooooool
Joshua Thomas
Fucking edgelord. get into daddy whiskey again?
Jose Kelly
look at how cool you are. like every fucking anime character ever. im sorry but thats not real life friend. in real life youre in 6th grade stroking your fucking cock on Sup Forums you worthless waste of space
Gavin Gonzalez
10/10 OP, you baited a few normies.
William Johnson
>total edgelord >walking down the street, scheming about people who don't even know his name >gets mugged by a 90lb crackhead with a sharpened screwdriver >cries on the way home >posts on Sup Forums
Jacob Baker
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Jason Myers
I am evil incarnate. Within my mind lies the power to reduce you peasants to naught but ash.
Having evolved beyond the pitiful distractions you fools call "emotions", i spend my days and nights perfecting my craft - that of crime, lies, manipulation, and other unspeakable acts that would make you ill with fear.
I don't go to the bathroom without a plan B. I'm 15 steps ahead in every interaction with a peasant. It's quite laughable the way you peons execute my every whim, all while under the delusion of free will.
Your will is my will.
Stay back mortal, you have no idea who you're dealing with.
Benjamin Stewart
lmao not even OP grammar is different, we were roaches now were peasants make up your fucking mind
Ayden Walker
Just as I predicted... All is going according to plan. You foolish roaches can not even conceive of the mind games i'm playing on you. Your free will is a mere illusion, and all you do plays right into my hand. I am the master, you are naught but marionettes, your every moment has been planned for and controlled by me. You are but pawns in a game for my amusement. Go ahead and try to beat me... i've already won. The world and all its denizens are but empty vessels. In that regard, no different than the pawns. Without volition, there is no true life. The world falls stagnant, dead as an ocean with no current to guide it. That volition is tempered by the struggle for survival. The decision, just like yours, to fight, just as the pawns need a master's command, so the world thirsts for the will to live. Tis the will of the master that shapes the soulless pawn, roach
Michael Evans
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Jaxson Green
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Jaxson Thomas
Sleep tight, pupper.
Lincoln Lopez
SATAN?
Lucas Allen
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David Price
dat edge though
Carson Torres
>My Face When mothers kill their newborn children for no reason other than not wanting them, and the state allows this. >My Face When humans will gladly turn against one another simply because they are not completely identical. >My Face When being a member of a functioning family unit is now discouraged. >My Face When modern civilizations are using up their fresh water more quickly than it can be replenished. >My Face When humans cannot adapt to live in an environment, and must instead adapt the environment for themselves, destroying it in the process. >My Face When humans dream only of acquiring the material things of the world, thinking it will make their existence full and not vapid. What makes observing the roaches so amusing?
Evan Hernandez
All this premeditated salty and you can't even get your dick sucked.
Jaxon Taylor
did you predict this too, edgelord?
Cameron Hughes
You sure you're the one messing with us? Actually I'm messing with you. I will make you reply to my post. Because you'll have no choice. Your motherboard will die in your sleep tonight if you don't reply. No protections and shit.
Angel Nelson
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Tyler Stewart
>The roach thinks it's in control Pathetic.
Ethan Parker
you're gonna hurt someone with that edge
Nathan Walker
kay
Evan Lopez
user dearie, the chicky tendies are done
Brandon King
GET THREAD >ITT WE IGNORE EDGE-LORD OP AND GET
check em'
Asher Hill
roll
Justin Thomas
It's okay OP, I was 16 too You'll grow out of it.
Austin Price
Rollin'
Luke Morgan
This is how you get doubles
Angel Taylor
i bet this faggot mains reaper.
Nolan Sanchez
NOICE check'd
Brody Gomez
B8 > R8
Bentley Brown
roll
Adrian Parker
Now that I have your attention
Nathaniel Long
And what makes you think we give a Fuck about you or your edgy little story?
Jose Jackson
rollin
Nicholas Cook
Best comeback in this thread tbh
Jace Wilson
I know exactly what I'm dealing with. I'm dealing with the biggest faggot I've ever seen
Christopher Flores
that's extremely sad... living a meaningless existence where you are always alone.
Liam Clark
I single-handedly decide the fate of this board. You are all in my control, and discuss the things I want to discuss.
You are but mere insects to me, my puppets, who mistakenly think that you're in control.
Thomas Roberts
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James Thomas
they see me rollin they hatin
Isaac Hernandez
Roll
Daniel Anderson
Why do you care what bottom tier humans do? They're the least entertaining people to interact with...at all.
Humanity killing the planet should actually turn out to be a good thing because it will force them to change. They're too stubborn/complacent to change as quickly as they would need to fix their problems /before/ they become catastrophic.
Nicholas Hill
Dubs
Jacob Flores
Sounds like bullshit. Prove that you are directing what we discuss.
Colton Baker
Fuck off moot you have no power here anymore
Levi Wood
Holy fucking autism
Luke Johnson
We usually call that having a conversation.
Easton Martinez
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Adam Morgan
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Cooper Ross
niggled by the niggly nigger.
Good to see niggers are still only good at bringing down society.
B8 r8 nigger/8
Caleb Howard
underrated post
Joshua Brown
I'm sure OP is a vegan and also vapes.
Caleb Martin
This is now. Spiderman thread
William Sullivan
Just shoot up your school already, kid.
Joshua Martin
tl;dr
Asher Perez
Trust me people don't care about you In fact they probably talk behind your back all the time they must know how weird you are do you really think you actually have some sort of control over other lives you dot even have control over yours stop burning bridges or one day you'll find yourself alone with nowhere to go
Gavin Baker
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Jose Sullivan
sleep tight, pupper
Carson Walker
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Caleb Garcia
Yeah, well, but if it doesn't help you with shit in your life then who fucking cares?
Julian Perry
If nothing else, believe in those words OP....
Hudson Ortiz
OH NO GUYS! I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE EFFECT. I'M BEING CONTROLLED! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nathaniel Jenkins
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Jason Clark
Nevermind, it was gas.
Thomas Russell
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Nathan Green
In reality, people only allow you around them because they think you're autistic and they feel pity.
Kayden Davis
cringed on that. faggot
Dominic Martinez
poor op was only hoping to get a good reaction
Owen Miller
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Jordan Morgan
Kek
Brandon Butler
I didn't read this.
Joshua Perry
Hell yeah man, that's the way you gotta live life. Humans are stupid as fuck.
Jackson Rodriguez
I didn't read this. I didn't read this. I didn't read this. I didn't read this. I didn't read this. I didn't read this.