OFFICE THREAD CONT

OFFICE THREAD CONT.

ITT: we pretend to work in an office.

Hi guys, meet the new guy; jerry, don't make fun of him, he has severe autism.

Patrick, un petit cookies ?

i don't speak baguet, john.

PEDRO, WHERE IS DAMN PRINTER PAPER?!

i sold it to feed family, senior.

>tfw I work in IT
>tfw I just browse Sup Forums all day

who jizzed in my coffee mug?
>oh right, it was me

that's a great life you have there.

i got a lil in there aswell tim.

I'm gonna file the FUCK outta these tax returns

Just told some paralyzed guy he couldn't collect his 5 million dollar insurance settlement, best day at work in a long time.

WherethefuckisITguy?
Thelongbuttononmykeyboarddoesn'twork!!!
IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

SHUT THE FUCK UP LEASLIE, WE ARE TRYIN TO WORK

nobody in here works paul, you fucking kiss-ass

Just over here chatting to myself next to the water cooler while fingerblasting my asshole.

Avast tell "you have over 9000 netsky" what does thar mean ?

Ok guys what the fuck whoo took my damn stapler again

Niggers

THESE GODDAMN NIGGERS

Hi jerry. Im Jim. Why dont you sit over here with me.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PETERSON REPORTS

FUCKING NIGGERS

DAMNIT JORDYN, WHERE'S MY FRESH POOOOOTTTTTTTTTT

Im shooting spit balls with a pen i took apart. Having hard ons under the desk at the cute bitches that work here.. Also, checkum

I am reporting you to the regional manager

hey mike, just writing my suicide note, I don't think I'll make it to the 3:30 luncheon today.

You mind if I take a swig Jimmy?

I know Jim, I ve had a mental breakdown...

Who took a fat smelly shit in the women's toilet?!

maybe you and the new guy jerry could talk about your mental issues together.