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shar't

Got another warning from my landlord after my neighbour complained about me singing loudly in Welsh when I was drunk last night

you're a big guy

could always take some sleeping pills in the bath

>guns are ba-

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he'd need a fucking kilo of sleeping pills at that weight 2bh

Niggers

dont know how much that is

but if he throws up in his sleep that could do him in yeh

Nobody said guns are bad, but registration and education > give any fuck who lies about their criminal record an automatic rifle

>I agree but this is more recent, and I blame autistic proddies for this since they favoured judicial/literalist leaders in their dealings with the middle east, effectively legitimizing them as the only authority.

that began with al-wahhab in the 1700s

secular humanism is anathema towards finding inner peace because like you said it takes christian morality and excises the mysticism from it so you're left with a moral code towards treating others but nothing about treating yourself
this is a reason why i prefer hindu and buddhist thinkers to western philosophers such as kant and hegel and others who attempted only to find morality and didn't take it a step further towards finding enlightenment

im a fat guy, im only 5'8
also in all my research pills seem to be ineffective, slow, and very painful

Im 90kg and skinny af

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thats why i said pass out in the bath and drown you utter melt

sorry that was mean, i believe in you.

why do you want to die anyways?

show boipucci

the Spanish gf

he's 198lbs at 5'8 is a start

that's fucc'ing obeast

VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

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>lobsided tits
>denim shorts with pockets
>public bathroom
>clearly 35 years old

fuck off slag

>22
Must hit the meth pipe daily then

what if hes built like a industrial refrigerator?

laughed a bit

I like the setup but that steering wheel upsets me

meh i don't have sleeping pills and submerged corpses are extra gross

no interest in living, don't enjoy anything to counteract the shite

>that began with al-wahhab in the 1700s
not really
his ideas were of little consequence until the West uplifted the House of Saud and Saudi Arabia as well.

and he was hardly unique, Islam holds onto this idea of the Mahdi or "guided one" basically an apocalyptic prophet figure again playing into the doctrine of the "perfect man" as the final vicar of Islam uniting it against the Antichrist.

basicly in the modern era (19th-21st centuries mainly) as this mysticism and tradituanal comfort that rituals brought common people was stripped away in the name of "progress" it seeded this sort of apocalyptic vision of the future which Muslims (and many Christians who are still faithful) hold onto dearly now.

Hinduism and Buddhism by comparison never exorcised their "spooks" and instead embraced their mystic sides, trying to make them relevant to the modern way of living rather than hiding them or clinging to outdated rituals which hold no relevance today.

its why Hindus make cheesy tv dramas about their gods and myths while many Christians do not.
ironically the strongest Christians do in fact try this sort of stuff and its enormously effective.

superior

why not get pissed and roam around the city

thats what i would do if i lived in Australia 2bh

>superior

Disagree in general, also that steering wheel triggers me

can the theologians fuck off already

Feminist DEFENDS SHARIA And Gets DESTROYED By Ben Shapiro

the car

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best
youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA#t=64

Just scrolling through the previous thread when I have the misfortune to stumble across this idiot >time
Fucking idiot

that's not a deano car you dimwit shithead

>Feminist DEFENDS SHARIA
leftists are utterly incoherent

who is a better king?

King Henry VII or Ledley King? lol

._.

Out of my way you fucks

>have

HAD

Fucking ingraite

Wrong!

good spot lad

what a drooling spastic

{ TURBO }

>car people

lol

that's so fucking cool

twelvers are the ones who believe in the mahdi who will usher in the apocalypse but sunnis do not
for sunnis paradise on earth will happen when every single person is a sunni muslim

also islam has the unique place of claiming to be the world's first religion despite hinduism predating it by millenia they are not concerned with this because to them time is cyclical whereas abrahamic religions see it as a straight line heading towards an apocalypse for christians and shias and a direct transition to paradise for sunnis

i don't drink and im too self-conscious to leave the house for no reason

>goes back to 1994

ah yes what elegant and beautiful design. truly cutting edge

Bog off yank

well take up drinking and walk around pissed somewhere

would be better than what you're doing right now aye?

buswanker loves riding the bus

i have no arms but i must FLAIL

Did a poo in the gf's bathroom

How do I clean it up?

>i have no arms but i must FLAIL

vote PRI

there's shit everywhere...
THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE

>gf's

i just spilled cheerios in my vacume closet how will i clean itup?

Just texted the crush

death is better

me on the left

which is worse?
mid-late 90s rounded edge plastic looking boring cars
early 2000s super bloated looking soccermum crossovers
or modern >muh sleekness gigantic rear end appliances

I want to hold a koala :3

aye well then get pissed and die

just get pissed mate

I drive..

i have no mouth and but i must EAT

They're all equally shit

THIS POT IS GIVING ME BLISTERS

>i have no mouth and but i must EAT

Had a wank over Donna Duke just

why do americans find deano humour so incomprehensible?

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>ignored all my friends and ignored every girl who has ever payed attention to me my entire life in favor of staying home and playing vidya by myself


aha might do myself in if im honest. think about this every night now that im a 19 year old khv.

word of the day: "insipid"

colourless, expressionless, flat, bland

"/brit/ threads seem pretty insipid without that Polish fellow"

HALF RATIONS?

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GET IN

my fucking god i've been awake for 49 hours

Wrong kind of pot my lad

What actually caused this.

Silt flowing up out of the taps somehow?

>chewy chewy coco beans
>they're crunchy

Brit feels poor and stupid with poles around.

i ate pierogi earlier

Deano is the American dream

russian pierogi are better

Surely not the pottery sort

FOY

>that tfw when

Deano is somewhat unique to British culture

Understanding Deano and his mannerisms required a keen interest in the subtleties of his life and behaviours,
of which Yanks are incapable

I'm 6'2 with a good career and an 8-inch cock and I can't get girls

also there's no class consciousness at all in America, everyone is "middle class"

they dont eat pierogi at all

Thank god youre here

>washing dishes in big vat at fast food restaurant
>cute girl that only works one shift with me a week on other side of vat rinsing something
>hadnt spoken to her at all
>"you know at the end of the night you can take a dip in here if you want" - funny joke
>she freezes up
>when shes leaving she freezes up again when she thinks im looking at her

alas

alas

I'm trying to bait out those who played Stronghold and heard its excellent voice acting

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hop in

lefties are getting utterly eradicated

what is the indo aryan phenotype speculated to have look like?
>inb4 nordic kangz

used to be until i discovered alcohol (im 19 as well)