/heem/: bisping edition

Upcoming events:

8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
(Starts at 7 PM EDT)

8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/11: Combate Americas Ocho - Castaneda vs Cruz
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - Leone vs Moraes
8/19: RFA 42 - Gigaos vs Juusola
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Bellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: OPENING ROUND - Fedor vs Cro Cop
10/1: UFC FN 96 - TBA
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2

Previous thread: News:

>UFC FN 92 early weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-fight-night-92-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1

>Bisping says Hendo will be on steroids
mmafighting.com/2016/8/5/12384700/morning-report-michael-bisping-thinks-dan-henderson-will-be-taking

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub

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SCHAUB EQUALS ASS CANCER

A division may or may not be shallow when it has a dominant champ
WBW was shallow when Ronda was champion, but MW wasn't shallow when Silva was champion

The rankings never make much sense, they're based solely off of media opinions

Cruz heemed Mizugaki and dropped Faber multiple times, people sleep on his power

>MW wasn't shallow when Silva was champion

It was shit

Looks better with the times to the side of the event, not below it

Thank you for your service, GOAT OP.

>make em miss, make em pay

>it's an Adan tries to actually talk about fighting episode

all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug

>but MW wasn't shallow when Silva was champion
Yes it was, but I understand your point.

personally I think the formatting would look better with the dates to the right of the card

people care more about reading the names of who is fighting who in the upcoming weeks, not the actual dates themselves. the dates should come second

also, the really hype cards should be types in capitals, or have asterisks beside them to draw the eye. casuals don't like sifting through crap they're never going to care about

Is no one allowed to be wrong?

Of course not, being notably wrong and notably stupid about it is something completely different

Nope

This is true but silva was literally unbeatable. At his prime so you think anyone in mw or lhw could've beat him other than jon stoned jones?

I'm honestly flattered that you made this

You must have strong feelings about me

I admit I got BTFO on that one, I thought Wonderboy would be more willing to engage and I thought Rory would have more success in the clinch and with his takedowns in general. Wonderboy is a slippery bastard

Kek, is Adan gay for Garbrandt?

I think Lyoto would have given him hell, the Lyoto who beat Rashad anyway

And i think the Shogun who beat Lyoto for the title would have been a tough fight.

Also seeing the Chael fight i could have seen Rashad beating him.

LHW was a much better division at the time than MW

Silva fought Chael in his prime.

Chael was juiced, though.

testing
Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao (8-5) [Starts at 7 PM EDT]

UFC FN 92 - Caceres vs Rodriguez (8-6)
Combate Americas Ocho - Castaneda vs Cruz (8-11)

Rory was the betting favourite at every bookie, many had both fighters at negative odds and the absolute highest you could get Wonderboy at was +110.

It was one of the closest fights of the year as far as odds go, the only reason you're acting holier than thou is because your boy won lol

>I totally knew all along that's why I didn't bet a single dime on it!

ew
Definitely looks better with the dates to the left
Also looks better with the times to the side

why did you use dashes instead of slashes lol

Damn..Vanessa look like THIS?!

bjpenn.com/mma-news/vanessa-hanson/nsfw-ufc-octagon-girl-vanessa-hanson-bares-all-in-sexy-nude-photoshoot/

Maybe the brazilians could've, they were bad motherfuckers then. But I really dont see rashad doing anything, maybe I need to go back and watch some fights though.

She looks like shit you dumb goy

This makes me feel bad for not going to the gym

Rashad cant stand with him but Rashad is a better wrestler than Chael

He could have just grinded Anderson for 25 minutes like Chael almost did

UFC FN 92 - Caceres vs Rodriguez (8/6)
Combate Americas Ocho - Castaneda vs Cruz (8/11)

still looks better with the dates to the left imo

MM will hold the flyweight belt until he gets old and his speed starts to go away

muslim detected

>hey guys the odds were close that means Rory was DEFINITELY going to win

And this has nothing to do with I thought would win, just how so stupidly sure you were of yourself lol

No need to get upset

careful

test

Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao (8/5)
(Starts at 7 PM EDT)

UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres (8/6)
Combate Americas Ocho - Castaneda vs Cruz (8/11)
ONE FC: Macau - Leone vs Moraes (8/13)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
RFA 42 - Gigaos vs Juusola (8/19)
UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2 (8/20) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Bellator 160: Henderson vs Freire (8/26)
UFC on Fox 21 - Condit vs Maia (8/27)
ONE FC: Jakarta - Santos vs Svirid (8/27)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA (9/2)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley (9/2)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett (9/3)
RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes (9/9)
UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem (9/10)
Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson (9/16)
UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson (9/17)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg (9/24)
RIZIN 2 - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: OPENING ROUND - Fedor vs Cro Cop (9/25)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
UFC FN 96 - TBA (10/1)
UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2 (10/8)

Schaub bless

>he thinks being confident in YOUR BOY when the odds are razor thin is a bad thing

lmao absolute fucking casual trash detected

>being this fucking autistic

Just stop lad and go and do something productive with your life

it looks like shit because the date isn't clearly marked, but to be fair, I did actually look at the faggy marked ones first lol

Did you unironically add fucking asterisks and squiggles

Callen looks like erik everhard

It's no less autistic than all the shitposting you do on here pal
I can do whatever I want with my spare time

it's called a tilde, try reading a book sometime

Keep telling yourself that bud

>Spare time

You try to make every single thread, you clearly have no fucking life if you're here 24/7

Reading is for women, fags, and liberal arts majors

Which are you?

how much do octagon girls get paid?

I've always liked the way it looks ~*~*

>you have to be here 24/7 to make the new thread

I usually do something else and occasionally pop in the thread from 10-480 replies my dude

$24,000/year disclosed but they probably get bonuses and sponsorships

>Flag
Can't tell if serious or troll. Probably the former

Sure you do bud

Post a picture of your """life"""

10k per chest shit

I think it's rad dude don't let them bully you

tyreese come on lol

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>sponsorships
It's called "Sugar Daddies"

My life is perfect normal

Unlike yours

Of course it is

>Post a picture of your """life"""

it looks a bit like this bud

Looks like shit either way.

Which UFC fighter is most likely to be an undercover assassin?

Tim Kennedy or Joanna

Jose aldo gave that life up

>Tim Kennedy

She said undercover.

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>natty

Cue that sad eyes-I've seen some shit webm of him sitting in the stands

>Clean
>Out

It's weird how much of a different person Joe looks like without hair

tyreese is so pumped about this lol

>tfw no qt claudia gadelha gf

iktfb

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Including or not including the ones already put out

how many bongs til weigh-ins lads?

Wtf? What about Fight Pass?

Schaub bless my brother.

If you could pick one fighter to have die in a car crash tomorrow along with their family, who would it be?

For me personally, it'd be schlob.

2 bongs 55 bings

He gave a lot more than that up lmao

thanks

have a heem

I don't even watch the UFC but I had a dream where conor got his face smashed in by the diaz guy on augst 20. I would put money on my fortune seeking senpai

get out

I would never wish that on any fighter, that's mean.

classic 196er

I don't watch sports I am from Sup Forums of course i want the white dude to win but i saw what i saw.

>conor got his face smashed in by the diaz guy on augst 20
that'll only happen in your dreams m8e

None of them, weirdo

Is Lombard finished?

keep dreaming

why do you want more of my picks? fuck you i will kmeep to myself and make all the riches for myself fufck yoiu

I'd argue that Diaz is more white than goobs. Let's stop pretending that Dominic cruz and the diaz brothers aren't white

I'm sorry people aren't exactly being welcoming here, I appreciate your input on /heem/, thanks.

>I'd argue that Diaz is more white than goobs. Let's stop pretending that Dominic cruz and the diaz brothers aren't white

Anyone watching Tech-Krep 10 right meow?

Fuck off man, stop embarrassing the Brits.

And you fuck off too

No, im always right and literally everyone here is a retard

has there been a UFC fighter shorter than her?

is she filipino?