Ask a Satanist anything
Ask a Satanist anything
how's middle school?
Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?
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How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?
KEK
Kek'd and /thread
Nice trips
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Has senpai satan noticed you yet?
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Why do you belive in christianity?
I am also a Satanist. It's pretty radical, you guys wouldn't understand.
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Yeah..
Be honest here, are you doing it solely for the scantily clad gurlz with major daddy issues and the unbelievably easy access you can get to their vajayjays through bullshit such as this?
I guess I'm a conformist in some ways. You'd never know I was a Satanist unless you looked in my garage or I told you. Not OP btw.
My trips confirm
0/10
What's it like knowing that in 10 years or so you are going to be a holy roller nigger, just like your faggot parents?
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Ha shit, that's mine.
Show us your evil tits
how does the bait taste?
Im not in middle school, im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and have already completed woth my training
No b mut ur momma does
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh treated
As fast as your momma
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh burnt
No not yet. Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan so I dont fuck around like that
Bvb army forever!
Heil Satab!
No but ur momma does [oooooooh again!
Pfft these guys can like their softcore justin beibe rnd ghey
I do it because i want to be emo and gothic and darklord and satanistic and i want to suck a fucking log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
Bvb army forever, bitch
No hey fuck you, bitch. Im the emo gothic darklord of satab and I really want to suck a log of shit outta andy sixxs ass hole
>Im the emo gothic darklord of satab
Solomon Grundy want to be emo gothic darklord of satab too!
Do you think you are any less of a piece of shit than a Christian?
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>Im not in middle school, im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and have already completed woth my training
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>No b mut ur momma does
>Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh treated
>
>As fast as your momma
>Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh burnt
>
>No not yet. Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan so I dont fuck around like that
>Bvb army forever!
>Heil Satab!
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>No but ur momma does [oooooooh again!
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>Pfft these guys can like their softcore justin beibe rnd ghey
>
>I do it because i want to be emo and gothic and darklord and satanistic and i want to suck a fucking log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
>
>Bvb army forever, bitch
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>No hey fuck you, bitch. Im the emo gothic darklord of satab and I really want to suck a log of shit outta andy sixxs ass hole
Trying too hard
Okay I got one is it true that your "bible" states that it's wrong to rape someone?
When did you become a jew?
Did your dad never hug you?
Or did he hug you too much...