You know what to do, dubs get me laid

You know what to do, dubs get me laid

hi there, i just wanted to let you know im a great cook but i much prefer eating out

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

reroll

"Do you have a dick? I only date men with tits."

Lets cut to the chase, share a bottle of wine and explore one another.

Hey, how are you cutie?

Roll

Are you into furries?

Damn, shes hot

That cleavage really helps distract from your nose. Kudos on a great profile pic.

i would love to put a broken bottle in your anus. can i milady?

ROLLS, WE NEED TITS

Op rolling for this

Hey girl, wanna go to the Library and makes some porn???

Hey I'm gonna be direct I'm only on here to hook up lol

reroll

Hello, Hi Sarah. I enjoy your bosom. Can I maybe plz make rape to your rasberry cave? How was your day?

Hey, would you be offended if I said I want to suck on your tits?

Rall

Nice tits.

Rerolling this.

Rell

You're kinda ugly, but you have great tits. Yeah, really great tits.

Fucking rolling

Please

Rill

get them sweater bunnies out you jewish little cunt

Fuck bitch you got the ugliest face i hace ever seen and you look like you reek of old cigarretes jalepnio dip and rotten tuna

Make sure to send it exactly like that

roll

BOOM

I bet your asshole is prettier than your face

roll

roll

rolling

rollllll

eoll

Before we get to fucking, I really need to know if your twat has ever seen nigger dick.

Roll

fuckin dubs plz

This will get you pussy OP

Has anyone ever told you that you look Jewish? I mean that in a good way: I like money.

samefag. roll

rollin

Rolling again

damn, i legit pickup line. rolling for this

Harambe give me dubs

This. This is the path for op getting laid. If she wants some no strings attached sex she already found you attractive so its likely. This will get you banging lad. Rolled.

dubsdubsdubs

Rroll

Roll

This

unmatch me you ugly whore

Ay gurl are you Italian? Cuz i want a pizza dat ass

ROLLLLLLLL

kek roll

The suspension is fucking killing me, how has no one got dubs yet wtf?

how have we not had dubs yet. Get this one dubs

Hey, you're pretty cute.. you wanna get together sometime?

rolling

Rolling

Hey bayb want sum fuk

I just came to your profile pic twice.

ayy baby you got kids cuz ooo mama

>Suspension
What the fuck.

Roll in name of dubz

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Just so I know where I stand here, on a scale of 1-10 how likely is it I'll be seeing your tits in the next hour?

lmao rolling

Rolling

I'm a faggot.

fucking waste

WINRAR ROFL

WINRAR FINALLY!!!!

WINRAR

DUB DUB DUB

fucking finally

Im rich, horny, and wanna fuck.

It's a secret but I'm into childporn

Winrar

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ME SO HORNI ;)))))

Rolling for "hey you're cute tryna smash?"

OP DELIVER

Have you ever felt the need to pleasure yourself with a Vienna sausage? Maybe a half-eaten tic-tac? Look no more. This cuck is here to please.

Are you part beaver? Cuz dam!!

Double Winrar

wasted dubs

two dubs finally

Reroll

dELIVER op YOU FAGGOT CUNT

I wanted the pickup line u fucks

rollin'

h-h-hii mommy said if i can get a girlfriend i can get enough GBP for tendies

Take your bets, Who thinks he will get rejected and who thinks he'll get nudes. BETS BETS, TAKE YA BETS.

rolz

Xddd

Whats your opinion on that "holocaust"

WINRARRR

lines dont work. Shes either up for sex (in which case what you just sent will work) or she isn't and it doesnt matter what you send.