You know what to do, dubs get me laid
You know what to do, dubs get me laid
hi there, i just wanted to let you know im a great cook but i much prefer eating out
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
reroll
"Do you have a dick? I only date men with tits."
Lets cut to the chase, share a bottle of wine and explore one another.
Hey, how are you cutie?
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Are you into furries?
Damn, shes hot
That cleavage really helps distract from your nose. Kudos on a great profile pic.
i would love to put a broken bottle in your anus. can i milady?
ROLLS, WE NEED TITS
Op rolling for this
Hey girl, wanna go to the Library and makes some porn???
Hey I'm gonna be direct I'm only on here to hook up lol
reroll
Hello, Hi Sarah. I enjoy your bosom. Can I maybe plz make rape to your rasberry cave? How was your day?
Hey, would you be offended if I said I want to suck on your tits?
Rall
Nice tits.
Rerolling this.
Rell
You're kinda ugly, but you have great tits. Yeah, really great tits.
Fucking rolling
Please
Rill
get them sweater bunnies out you jewish little cunt
Fuck bitch you got the ugliest face i hace ever seen and you look like you reek of old cigarretes jalepnio dip and rotten tuna
Make sure to send it exactly like that
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BOOM
I bet your asshole is prettier than your face
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Before we get to fucking, I really need to know if your twat has ever seen nigger dick.
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fuckin dubs plz
This will get you pussy OP
Has anyone ever told you that you look Jewish? I mean that in a good way: I like money.
samefag. roll
rollin
Rolling again
damn, i legit pickup line. rolling for this
Harambe give me dubs
This. This is the path for op getting laid. If she wants some no strings attached sex she already found you attractive so its likely. This will get you banging lad. Rolled.
dubsdubsdubs
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This
unmatch me you ugly whore
Ay gurl are you Italian? Cuz i want a pizza dat ass
ROLLLLLLLL
kek roll
The suspension is fucking killing me, how has no one got dubs yet wtf?
how have we not had dubs yet. Get this one dubs
Hey, you're pretty cute.. you wanna get together sometime?
rolling
Rolling
Hey bayb want sum fuk
I just came to your profile pic twice.
ayy baby you got kids cuz ooo mama
>Suspension
What the fuck.
Roll in name of dubz
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Just so I know where I stand here, on a scale of 1-10 how likely is it I'll be seeing your tits in the next hour?
lmao rolling
Rolling
I'm a faggot.
fucking waste
WINRAR ROFL
WINRAR FINALLY!!!!
WINRAR
DUB DUB DUB
fucking finally
Im rich, horny, and wanna fuck.
It's a secret but I'm into childporn
Winrar
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ME SO HORNI ;)))))
Rolling for "hey you're cute tryna smash?"
OP DELIVER
Have you ever felt the need to pleasure yourself with a Vienna sausage? Maybe a half-eaten tic-tac? Look no more. This cuck is here to please.
Are you part beaver? Cuz dam!!
Double Winrar
wasted dubs
two dubs finally
Reroll
dELIVER op YOU FAGGOT CUNT
I wanted the pickup line u fucks
rollin'
h-h-hii mommy said if i can get a girlfriend i can get enough GBP for tendies
Take your bets, Who thinks he will get rejected and who thinks he'll get nudes. BETS BETS, TAKE YA BETS.
rolz
Xddd
Whats your opinion on that "holocaust"
WINRARRR
lines dont work. Shes either up for sex (in which case what you just sent will work) or she isn't and it doesnt matter what you send.